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by Davoid
Sat May 20, 2006 1:16 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: A face to go along with your witty social commentary...
Replies: 702
Views: 109395

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by Davoid
Wed May 17, 2006 2:05 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139448

Armed with stethoscope, camera, beer can, and portable penis, Peggy sounds her great horn- Let the Battle of Bachelorettes begin!!
by Davoid
Mon May 15, 2006 7:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139448

Mmm, soft as a baby's buns indeed.
by Davoid
Mon May 15, 2006 7:31 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Collections
Replies: 18
Views: 5244

Hey, Rob, thanks for the names. Duly filed.

And the rest of you aren't as freakish as I thought, but you're still freaks. Freaks.
by Davoid
Fri May 12, 2006 1:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Collections
Replies: 18
Views: 5244

Collections

In another post, I confessed to collecting funny names (http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=12870). In that vein, I've also been "collecting" funny/stupid vanity license plates, like the one on the old truck in my neighborhood that says "STEAK UM." Okay, so driving in So. Cal. gets a little...
by Davoid
Fri May 12, 2006 12:57 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: bm baby needs a name
Replies: 26
Views: 5371

You can try real hard with the first name, but if your last name sucks, oh well. My own was a constant target of playground mockery (it's a nonsensical compound word) until a hot actress who shared it came along and changed everything. Ever since, it's been "Are you related to _______?" Anyway, as a...
by Davoid
Fri May 12, 2006 12:26 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things that sound dirty but aren't.
Replies: 319
Views: 52701

bm baby
by Davoid
Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:08 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things that sound dirty but aren't.
Replies: 319
Views: 52701

Ugly Dougly wrote:I love brown eyes.
Don't it make yer brown eyes blu-u-u-u-u-ue
by Davoid
Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:03 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139448

I must say, the non-photoshopped pics were more fun.

Just sayin'.
by Davoid
Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:01 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: How I did It / My Huge Balls
Replies: 14
Views: 4218

Take me with you.
by Davoid
Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:22 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things that sound dirty but aren't.
Replies: 319
Views: 52701

From a myspace.com e-mail:

"In 1983, California students were sent home by their teachers on a mission to fight a serious drought. They dropped bricks into their toilets and reduced water waste in their households by more than a third..."
by Davoid
Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:42 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things that sound dirty but aren't.
Replies: 319
Views: 52701

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A pair of astrolabes.
by Davoid
Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:47 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things that sound dirty but aren't.
Replies: 319
Views: 52701

Nah, camel toes are dirty no matter how you, uh, slice them.

Howzabout...

Condoleeza.
by Davoid
Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:54 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things that sound dirty but aren't.
Replies: 319
Views: 52701

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Melissa Marcus, Miss Kumquat Festival 2005
by Davoid
Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:58 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1121
Views: 268532

Hmm, that Grandma bit got me to rememberin'.... Young Billy skips into the kitchen one fine morning to find his Mother finishing her breakfast. "Mom!" he yells. "It's my birthday today! Guess how old I am?" "Hmm, why don't you tell me dear?" she responds. "I'm seven years old!" He then skips into th...
by Davoid
Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:27 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Why are you an atheist?
Replies: 722
Views: 104824

Me damnit!!!! What did I tell you people?!

*sigh*

Will you all shut up if I show this funny cartoon about me?

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BTW, I'm not anybody's fucking <i>co-</i>pilot, get me? I'm the one flying this shit, mkay?
by Davoid
Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Why are you an atheist?
Replies: 722
Views: 104824

Jesus!


Everybody shut up. I'm God, alright? Sheesh.

Now then, where was I...oh yeah....

Jesus! Get off the PSP and get your ass in here, you're late for supper!
by Davoid
Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:48 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1121
Views: 268532

More Irishness:

(and forgive me, I don't feel like looking to see if this is already here)

What do you a call an Irishman who stands outside your back door all day and night?

Paddy O'Furniture.
by Davoid
Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:40 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17226
Views: 1726039

I always thought a fucktard was a pair of crotchless pantyhose.

Oh, and: fuck!
by Davoid
Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Politics, Everyday, All day... morning, noon and night....
Replies: 4623
Views: 479259

The strongest argument the fundamentalists have is that they are engaged in a holy war against the racist West, which imposes one set of harsh rules on Arabs and another set of rules on everybody else. Now comes a group of politicians to prove them gloriously right. I think he meant to say another ...
by Davoid
Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:31 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139448

~or~

Now all we need is a spoon for the coffee and a knife and fork for the little boy.
by Davoid
Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139448

Yes, he remembered that day, doing slow gymnastics on the kitchen table in his skeleton pants, trying not to knock over Dad's french press. That was his first "cut-out" art piece, he supposed, there on the wall. God, he missed that flecked and pocked wall, and the light that spilled onto it on Sunda...
by Davoid
Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17226
Views: 1726039

Fuck, BB, it's spelled "asterisk". Stop fucking up when you're trying to make up for your fucking fuckups.
by Davoid
Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:46 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23457
Views: 1940354

inexplicably feeding this.
by Davoid
Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:31 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139448

Faye regrets trying the extra large buttplug, but at least her sorority sisters are there to help her out.
by Davoid
Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139448

That breast implant is MINE!!

No, MINE!!

MINE!!
by Davoid
Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Something we don't know about you....
Replies: 391
Views: 57231

I will myself to stop hiccuping. Took me a while to realize it was a sorta-unconscious adjustment to my diaphragm (the muscle, not the birth control device). After 3-4 hiccups, I realize I'm doing it, and I stop it. [Sidenote: my mom says I once used her diaphragm (the birth control device, not the ...
by Davoid
Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:54 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: If I was a superhero.........
Replies: 44
Views: 6754

I'd be....OTTOMAN! With my trusted sidekick, La-Z-Boy!

come and kick back with us, it'll be super.
by Davoid
Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:43 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139448

Hmm, freshly brewed coffee, yet it smells a little stinky...
by Davoid
Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Question about Ikea / question about memory foam
Replies: 12
Views: 4424

I've had lots of Ikea stuff over the years, with varied results. Besides lots of particle board as mentioned above, they also use lots of pine wood, which is kinda crappy. Also, since most of their stuff is assemble-at-home, if you're the type who moves around a lot (like me), you may find that repe...

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