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by Davoid
Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1065
Views: 236769

It was entertainment night at the senior center, and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put...
by Davoid
Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:43 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 130727

Why go to the party simply as cows, when you can be conjoined twin cows?
by Davoid
Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: broken toe and nerve damage help request
Replies: 33
Views: 15738

Toolmaker wrote: Cabana: your request for narcotics to be sent is not only a violation of the TOS but a felony! One must be careful when being snarky.
I thought this was about violation of the TOES.

Some nerve.
by Davoid
Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:54 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: What preparation made your BM all that much better?
Replies: 71
Views: 23359

The significant food prep changes my wife and I made were to bring a bunch of her kick-ass homemade sauce, and to pre-cook the pasta most of the way & keep in ziplock bags. She was afraid the pasta would go bad in a couple days, but it didn't (or maybe we have differing standards of bad!). Can't bel...
by Davoid
Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:09 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: stolen (or "borrowed") bicycles
Replies: 25
Views: 6204

Re: Neighborhood watches

Bray-n-Trill wrote:Something really needs to be done.
Yeah, I think Unjon said it pretty clearly. And, you know, that survival guide thingy.
by Davoid
Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:18 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Which was your favorite mutant vehicle?
Replies: 17
Views: 4626

You know, I'm not sure that I saw any of those cars. For fuck's sake! I won't say it was the best, but I have to give some due to the very simple but rather guffaw-inspiring bus decorated as the capitol building being hit by a GOP-logo'd plane. It was just a great big fuck you, and it used some hot ...
by Davoid
Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:40 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: A Burningman experience WITHOUT the actual experience....
Replies: 3
Views: 1156

When I was driving south on 447 Monday afternoon, I was fighting some fatigue and the usual mix of post-burn emotions. All the pulled over/crapped-out RVs had me worried, all the trash bags and other roadside shit had me paranoid and second-guessing my well-secured load. Awake enough to drive safely...
by Davoid
Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:47 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: To the Asshole who....
Replies: 29
Views: 7196

Congrats, julie_c, you've obviously never ever gotten sick from over indulgence, on the playa or anywhere else, for that matter. Probably never even got queasy, from drink, drug, or bug. Because that would be STUPID, and you're never stupid. *hearty applause* *continued hearty applause* *applause co...
by Davoid
Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:22 am
Forum: Leave No Trace
Topic: No Greywater on Playa?
Replies: 39
Views: 10873

Anti M, don't bring the ol' BFR. Affects your gas mileage to the point of having Big Oil write "for a good time call Anti M" in their corporate bathroom stalls. As environmentally unfriendly as dumped grey water. Try something heavy that you're already bringing. Like, I dunno, your cooler. With mine...
by Davoid
Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:33 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Mandatory dance breaks
Replies: 25
Views: 6200

Popped into center camp twice this year for some iced tea for the lady, and hmm, what else did I do? Did my BRC civic duty by filling out the census, sighed at the continued takeover by the capoeira peeps, did a little bit of my "surly furry" routine (fun as hell), had some great convos with the peo...
by Davoid
Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:35 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1065
Views: 236769

Guy walks into a bar with a bruised and lumpy face. "What happened?" asks the bartender.

"Well, I got into a fight with my girlfriend, because I called her a cheap whore," he replies.

"Yeah? What'd she do?" the bartender asks.

He replies, "She hit me with her bag of nickels."
by Davoid
Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:36 am
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: Incredibly easy solar oven directions!
Replies: 5
Views: 2290

"It is best if you use the oven in a flat sunny area."

Now where the hell am I gonna find a place like that?
by Davoid
Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Best thing to munch for lunch on the playa
Replies: 51
Views: 10390

Look, Sensei (and Tisha2), you don't munch pussy. You munch carpet. That's what makes one a carpet muncher. And that's what I posted, like, totally 2 days ago. Please read carefully in the future, your pussy (carpeted or not) may depend on it.

Munch on.
by Davoid
Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:22 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 130727

Thank god, I was getting tired of these boxes of wine.
by Davoid
Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:12 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Monkeypoo's Boobies Are Going To Burning Man!!!
Replies: 38
Views: 6049

Holy smokes!

If your boobies are around, I'll take them on some adventures. Just let me know your buddy's location on the playa.

I must warn you: my wife and I might have a two-and-a-half-some with your boobies. Especially if they bring that green garland.
by Davoid
Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:11 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Monkeypoo's Boobies Are Going To Burning Man!!!
Replies: 38
Views: 6049

Ha, this is fantastic. Perhaps your friend could make a few of these boobie boards, lend them out for photo ops around BRC, and trade e-mail info when he gets 'em back. Then you can get a whole buncha photos of people with your boobies at play... in more places than your real boobies would ever be a...
by Davoid
Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Best thing to munch for lunch on the playa
Replies: 51
Views: 10390

Carpet- it's not just for lunch!
by Davoid
Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:22 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Alternate Routes from LA
Replies: 12
Views: 2514

Besides asking the Schurz police, it would be nice to get the first hand reports from the burners involved, too. As for why the cops would do it, well, cops are people, too. Some people are saints, some people are dickheads. Some wield power unwisely. I have no idea what kind of place Schurz is, but...
by Davoid
Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:59 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Your secret tip you are now ready to reveal?
Replies: 83
Views: 16028

i find that picture of the elephant's trunk held open with a stick really upsetting! why is that on here, and was the elephant ok? 'Cause it's the TIP of his trunk. TIP. Sheesh. As for the rest, I dunno, ask the elephant. It's his secret. Tip I'm ready to reveal: Burning Man is occasionally upsetti...
by Davoid
Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:49 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The closest I've come to flying ....
Replies: 4
Views: 1062

Awww....

We'll be missing you out there, BC.

(and maybe adding "naked" to that bike ride)
by Davoid
Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:40 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Entropy always wins.
Replies: 7
Views: 1153

Fuck, I'm sorry, Ron.
by Davoid
Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:39 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: People to meet / avoid on the playa.
Replies: 63
Views: 7606

The question really is: Who do you want to Davoid on the playa?
by Davoid
Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:21 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Alternate Routes from LA
Replies: 12
Views: 2514

The Survival Guide warning says "In 2005 several participants reported that tribal police in Schurz harassed, searched, and arrested them without probable cause. Do not attempt to drive through Schurz on hwy 95 " Now, you can wonder if they were dressed as and acting like asses and attracted undue a...
by Davoid
Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1065
Views: 236769

An old man went to the doctor for his yearly physical, and his wife tagged along. The doctor entered the examination room and told the man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looked at his wife and yelled, "What did he say?" His wife yell...
by Davoid
Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:49 pm
Forum: Building & Making Art
Topic: Fake Medals from Household Junk
Replies: 17
Views: 2491

old watches
electrical outlet face plates
CDs
salt shaker caps
bike reflectors (not painted, of course)
keys
by Davoid
Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:20 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Chafing between the thighs...
Replies: 94
Views: 21530

Shirtcocker extraordinaire:

Image

Edited to add:

The Donald seems to be smiling, maybe he knows something we don't.
by Davoid
Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:25 am
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: the great tent search
Replies: 8
Views: 1799

Is $75 cheap? That's what Costco has. No idea about sturdiness.
by Davoid
Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Playa Conditions
Replies: 47
Views: 7799

Fuck, thanks for the word, man.

Rock on, tricksters.

Hopefully that doesn't include the rangers (or you, ibdave!).
by Davoid
Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:35 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Your secret tip you are now ready to reveal?
Replies: 83
Views: 16028

Okay, for real this time: If your bike has a kickstand, a small scrap of plywood placed on the ground will enable it to actually do its job, instead of sinking into the playa like a stiletto heel. I'm about to see if I can secure a small piece of wood right onto the bottom of the kickstand, to obvia...
by Davoid
Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:26 am
Forum: Power & Electronics
Topic: Help with a lighting structure.
Replies: 4
Views: 1072

I don't think you need to go with the 2-mile visibility, unless you've got some theme going on that depends on it. If it's just for finding your camp, let your general sense of direction and knowledge of the streets point you home, and as you get close, your cool strobe (or what have you) can guide ...

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