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by Davoid
Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1121
Views: 268627

Did you hear about the gay midget?





He finally came out of the cupboard.
by Davoid
Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Dangerous waters
Replies: 11
Views: 2136

The PET bottles are the clear ones, while the opaque ones are HDPE, no? And HDPE-bottled water always tastes like plastic. Wonder how bad for us it is compared to the PET stuff. I grimace every time I see a case of bottled water sitting in the sun, or people reusing the bottle that's been baking in ...
by Davoid
Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:33 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Playa Conditions
Replies: 47
Views: 8665

I guess my experience varied greatly from yours, DoT, but the conditions in '01 weren't so bad as to just ditch the biking altogether. Walk the bike through certain intersections, yes, but do it all by foot? Not necessary at all.

Preparedness:yes. Stop decorating my bike: no.
by Davoid
Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:28 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Hello and Welcome... What's your name? Tell me about You...
Replies: 5444
Views: 897049

Welcome, all you crazy fuckers. Prepare to have your minds blown. And maybe blow some of your own.

But, uh, please keep your expectations low, an' shit.
by Davoid
Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:20 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Advice por favor!!
Replies: 18
Views: 3554

I prolly won't be getting in 'til Monday night again, but I'm curious: how big is the midnight Sunday crowd waiting to get in?
by Davoid
Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:00 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: NEWS ALERT ! [color=violet] Purple Palace[/color] Raped !!
Replies: 23
Views: 7518

Holy shit, my old adage "I hate people" comes to mind. That level of violation is repugnant, and you have my sympathies.

What was the insurance situation, both with the parking area and the Purple Palace itself?
by Davoid
Sat Aug 12, 2006 3:42 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Your secret tip you are now ready to reveal?
Replies: 83
Views: 17068

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by Davoid
Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:05 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139492

Mr. Huge Orange exercised religiously, but he knew he'd never be as popular with the ladies as Mr. Huge Banana.
by Davoid
Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:05 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Will my bike make me miserable on the playa? :(
Replies: 22
Views: 4497

I bought a cheapo ten-speed one year in reno on the way out to the playa in my rental car.... My buddies did the same thing in 2001, when it was especially crusty dusty out there. I ended up borrowing one after my nicey ride got snatched, and it was actually not as bad as I thought it'd be. Maybe '...
by Davoid
Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:56 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Toting water to BRC
Replies: 27
Views: 5776

The Swift, eh? A little ambitious naming on the part of Suzuki. That's why I always appreciated the name Aspire. It let's you know up front it's not quite a full car. I factor both washing and drinking water into those 1.5 gallons per day, and always have water left over. Maybe 'cause I also had soy...
by Davoid
Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: ** days until we burn!
Replies: 114
Views: 15863

Hell, looks like another costume-less year for me. But Shady Tower is gonna rock! If, no, when I visit Shady Tower, I'll bring that extra costume I've had since last year, Ron. I'm a bit too tall for it, so if you're, say, 6"1' or under, maybe it'll work out. Also, you have to like Elvis. 70s Elvis...
by Davoid
Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:53 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7978884

...good night...
by Davoid
Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17227
Views: 1726893

Fuck, Big Cock.

Uh, wait a sec...

I'll skip my problems for now and say a big "AHHH FUCK!!" for those who wanna be there this year, but can't. You'll be fucking missed.
by Davoid
Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:57 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Who Made the crane-Flower car!?
Replies: 13
Views: 5682

slavekitten wrote:and wait til u see what's in store for this year.

but i'm not telling!
I know, I know!

But I won't tell, either.

I will grin very broadly, however.
by Davoid
Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:49 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Quick Question: How do you find out about events?
Replies: 19
Views: 3983

Keeping up on events is simple. As soon as you hit the playa, unpack the flatscreen and turn on BRCNN.
by Davoid
Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:32 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: How to not look like a tourist on the playa.......
Replies: 64
Views: 12557

seelivemusic wrote:...be your mother...
Good heavens! It's only my fourth burn, I don't have the fortitude to pull that one off yet!

Luckily for y'all.
by Davoid
Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:59 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Mel-o-drama.....
Replies: 67
Views: 14117

Re: Mel-o-drama.....

There was a lot of truth to "some" of what he was saying... Why is everyone talking about Jews when we could be debating the sugariness of "sugar tits"? Seriously, I read the quotes of Gibby's spew. What the hell kind of truth are you talking about, Rick? I'm sorry, but you seem to be letting this ...
by Davoid
Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:22 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: ... Read The Instructions Again....
Replies: 15
Views: 2115

a license plate frame:


Got damn?
by Davoid
Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:33 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: preparing via eplaya...
Replies: 39
Views: 6074

Get the fuck out of here.

Now, did I mean that in an "Of course not" kind of way, or in a "Really, get the fuck out of here" kind of way?

That's what I love about Burning Man.
by Davoid
Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:13 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139492

Mark obviously had no idea he was surfing Buick-infested waters.
by Davoid
Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:05 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Pondering whether to bring my nice bike
Replies: 14
Views: 2453

If you don't care about cleaning, then just bring a lock. Probably doesn't have to be a heavy fucker, just effective enough to prevent a ride-away. The question then becomes: do I want the responsibility of a key on my person, or the responsibility of remembering a combination at all times during a ...
by Davoid
Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: If you could stop time?
Replies: 31
Views: 5227

Read "The Fermata" by Nicholson Baker, for a smart, funny, smutty answer to your question. Recurring fantasy of mine, too, but it's so supreme that I temper it with various conditions. I age twice as fast while time is stopped? I can only do it once a day? Week? Longer? I can't do it if anyone is ac...
by Davoid
Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:49 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17227
Views: 1726893

Fuck, what a day- it's so fuckin' hot that I drive to work in flip flops, and forget my fuckin' work shoes! Just bought a new pair two weeks ago, and I had to find a store, pray they were open at 10 AM, drop extra $ (on socks too!), and end up late as a result. The corporate "suite" that I was worki...
by Davoid
Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:19 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Looking for respite relief from my testosterone camp!
Replies: 28
Views: 5492

I once read an interesting article about a F-to-M transexual who was very surprised at the primal way he found himself checking out or thinking about women, once he was on testosterone therapy. He felt he finally had an understanding of what's going on in men's heads, horny bastards. OK, I'm paraphr...
by Davoid
Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:14 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Annual eplaya/3playa Meet & Greet!
Replies: 202
Views: 44910

I think the real message here is that you have just enough time to create a new sock puppet and try to get people to like you. I'll think about it. For what it's worth, I'd look forward to meeting you, CS. As for me, I didn't come out of the woodwork last year 'cause I was too recently born-again b...
by Davoid
Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:41 am
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: Veggies, help me and After the Burn advice
Replies: 21
Views: 5199

You may want to try tempeh as a meat substitute, allowing you to prepare certain meals that you can add meat to for you and tempeh to for her. Less of a hassle than tofu, fries up nicely with some oil & soy sauce or Bragg's Liquid Aminos.

Tofurkey Jerky was an interesting snack one year.
by Davoid
Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:10 am
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Shoes?? Long hair??
Replies: 33
Views: 6822

My playa shoes tend to be shoes that I'm done wearing normally, but are still mostly whole and, of course, broken in and comfy. Then I slap a coat of white primer on 'em, and paint 'em a fun color of my choosing. I don't think your shoes need to be airtight or anything, as long as you tend to your f...
by Davoid
Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:12 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139492

Oops- missed the 55-minute window for commenting on Anti-M's, but here it is anyway: into phone: "Yes dear, I realize that if there's a body of water and a high-rise, this must be just an anticipatory dream about Burning Man, not the real thing. The good news is, the tourists have only taken half my...
by Davoid
Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:16 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139492

Superbusinessman Returns
by Davoid
Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:09 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: unbelievable
Replies: 20
Views: 3086

theCryptofishist wrote:Just so long as no penetration is taking place...
I thought that's what the can was for...?

p.s. and why wasn't this in the caption thread?

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