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by Davoid
Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139624

Looks like Prince has decided to reinvent himself again...but what's he doing with Ralph Reed?
by Davoid
Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:49 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Making The Most of Limited Playa Time
Replies: 17
Views: 2043

Shit, okay, well, spend about 41 hours running around in the ManTis, creating smiles, gratitude, and freak-outs everywhere, then head over to Flux Capacitor Camp and see what they can do for you (bring some DeLorean parts). Otherwise, I imagine you'll be hanging with cool people you love, and that's...
by Davoid
Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:08 pm
Forum: Building & Making Art
Topic: How to make a flaming whip
Replies: 7
Views: 1657

Yes, Mark Mothersbaugh. Maybe he should do something with Danny Elfman of Oingo Boingo?
by Davoid
Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:06 am
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: clothe the 5 minutes after skeleton!
Replies: 143
Views: 37993

Red?
Spot?
Zappy?
Fat Boy?
Da Bomb? (sorry, DB)
by Davoid
Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things that sound dirty but aren't.
Replies: 319
Views: 52779

Ha, that's right! Friggin' classic.
by Davoid
Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Safe to be an asshole
Replies: 8
Views: 1319

Thanks for this, Ron. I'm totally cool with my wife, but can lose it with strangers on a regular basis, and that part of me sucks. What's more, while helping to raise my younger brothers as a teenager, I did most of the same unnecessary lashing out that I hated when my parents did it to me, and I fe...
by Davoid
Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:55 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7984988

*runs in, grabs first available bottle, takes long swig to temporarily keep growing excitement in check. runs out*
by Davoid
Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:51 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things that sound dirty but aren't.
Replies: 319
Views: 52779

The woifey had on an Iron Chef rerun last night, and they were using peas. As I sat at the computer, I heard "I can't believe I'm eating a pea popsicle!" and "I never thought a pea popsicle could taste so good!"

Not sure if they had pea soup, too.
by Davoid
Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139624

Relax! I didn't do the crossword! I didn't do the crossword!!
by Davoid
Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:01 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139624

"You sure you're not a scorpion in mouse's clothing?"
by Davoid
Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:55 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Something we don't know about you....
Replies: 391
Views: 57280

I traded a pair of jeans for my loss of virginity in the Soviet Union in 1987, to the prettiest girl I saw during my entire 8 days there. I had a funny bandage on my face at the time, from an accident a couple days before (Soviet hospital visit a whole 'nother story). I had never even kissed a girl ...
by Davoid
Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:31 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139624

*sniffs deeply*

"Did Se Ri Pak win this last year?"
by Davoid
Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:40 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things that sound dirty but aren't.
Replies: 319
Views: 52779

Tight competition
by Davoid
Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:38 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139624

Wow, I clipped that pic out of a newspaper years ago when it ran, and I'm very happy to see it resurface in all its trophy dildo glory. Cheerio!

(oh...caption...uh, something about holes....balls...strokes...wood...)
by Davoid
Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:45 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Gift of Life
Replies: 20
Views: 3961

Bee, I saw your pic and then the phrase "If you're not an infant, I can't help you." My mind leapt to a different sort of life giving that infants enjoy the fruits of. The milk of human kindness, if you will.

*cough*

Just sayin'.
by Davoid
Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:23 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Why are you an atheist?
Replies: 722
Views: 104927

Re: ...

Shankaracharya speaks of "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bla...
by Davoid
Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:39 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17229
Views: 1728836

Sympathies to all you fuckers in pain... I'll skip my own current fuckery to throw my arthritis experience into the hat. In my early twenties I was heavily affected by a creeping arthritis that evetually really fucked with my mobility, ability to do simple shit like run, climb steps, and crouch, swe...
by Davoid
Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:23 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Dating Scams
Replies: 6
Views: 2075

To avoid this, my hard and fast rule is to only date myself. For example, do you guys remember that TV show "Love, American Style"? And did you ever eat a Reggie bar? Also, beware of any religious fundamentalists trying to tell you that dinosaur bones were planted by the Devil, what they call "the c...
by Davoid
Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:20 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Write your own captions!
Replies: 846
Views: 139624

My seven younger brothers! I've been looking for that picture!

Still waiting for my hand-me-down clothes, I see.
by Davoid
Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:09 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The best of funny videos - Google and you tube type vid's
Replies: 20
Views: 4474

Prepare for downcount!

5! 4! 3! 1!!!

by Davoid
Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:55 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things that sound dirty but aren't.
Replies: 319
Views: 52779

Lorgasm wrote: I was the "knockers"...

I was back stage with 2 big sticks making the sound.
by Davoid
Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:44 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1121
Views: 268828

lowlandr wrote:What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?

Still no fuckin eye deer
It doesn't matter- he wouldn't come anyway, now would he?
by Davoid
Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:48 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things that sound dirty but aren't.
Replies: 319
Views: 52779

Little Debbie's snack cakes

Hostess Ding Dongs
by Davoid
Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: A face to go along with your witty social commentary...
Replies: 702
Views: 109504

Shit, as one of my e-playa faves, I was looking forward to meeting Big Cock at the M&G this year. Never thought I'd type those words, but hey. Some other time, BC.
by Davoid
Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:44 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Rest in Peace *Doggy Style*
Replies: 11
Views: 1929

I gave the woman who became my wife a 4-month old cat for Xmas in 2004. We never changed his name from his given, Oreo, though I'd wanted to call him Munky, short for Homunculus, 'cause he was always acting like a little man, or a monkey. He was a shoulder rider, face rubber, and had even won over m...
by Davoid
Mon May 29, 2006 11:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Hugh Mungus, I need some advice.
Replies: 203
Views: 70000

You know, if some of these posts were a couple-3-4 paragraphs shorter, I'd recommend them for the joke thread. The stupid joke thread, that is.

The really, <i>really</i> stupid joke thread.
by Davoid
Fri May 26, 2006 1:11 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1121
Views: 268828

1st engineer: Just look at the brain... 2nd engineer: Just look at the hand... 3rd engineer: __________________ Helps to have already heard the joke, but anyway... [/nitpicking] A farmer is having dinner with a guest, when into the dining room comes a pig wearing three medals around its neck and spo...
by Davoid
Mon May 22, 2006 9:19 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1121
Views: 268828

Stargeezer, I think you forgot the part about the female anatomy in your punch line.

But hey-

A man tells his doctor he's thinking about a vasectomy.
"That's a big decision," the doctor says. "Have you talked about it with your family?"
"Yeah," he says, "They're in favor of it 15 to 7."
by Davoid
Sun May 21, 2006 11:20 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: A face to go along with your witty social commentary...
Replies: 702
Views: 109504

Right now, it's a giggle.
by Davoid
Sat May 20, 2006 1:17 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: A face to go along with your witty social commentary...
Replies: 702
Views: 109504

Do I get a drink, too?

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