This new device may experience very little friction with the flat iron wheels. What would happen if you used or modified the wheels to have minimal surface tension (contact) with the ground? Is this going to be the 08 version of "The Contraption"? Genuinely, JediDale "May The Force Be With You!!"

Get the Go-Peds outta BRC!! I remember in 05 a chump without anylighting at night almost running into me and then saying "Watch where you're going dude!" I wish he would have come back, I would have taken an inapproprate action we both would have suffered for!! C'mon BMORG, get it back to bikes ans ...

I really love creative mechanical engineering such as yours LeChat! My question is this: What is the personnel setup of "The Contraption"? Will 2 people sit and one operate the hand pump or 2 people pump and one sit in the front steering? My father and grandfather were railroaders so I have some und...

Greetings To Labwerks and Apokiliptica Camps! Since I spin Fire, will I really need oven mitts? How am I going to keep the fire going....IN SPACE?? :roll: If Mister JellyFish Mister would like, I can help with some interesting "Jedi Mind Tricks" to delve deeply into the minds and souls of your recru...

Zulegoona, Never did I think, say or write anything bad about Anti-M. She is a very nice person I met briefly in 05. Apparently my attempts at humor were misconstrued. Since I am usually too serious, when I shifted into my weird humor mode, it may have come off wrong. Sorry! I will be back to my usu...

YO!! You Talkin' to me, Anti-M? If'n so, the subject line if the last post by me said "Phuckin'"in it. Now iddunt dat cloze nuff fo y'all? Actually, the word "FUCK" is a German word pronounced "fewk" Cain't 'member twut it all means. Genuinely, JediDale Of Reno

Yeah, Baby!! We got the tickets, shade coverings, costumes, gifts, and a lot more!! An extremely intense "THANK YOU!!" goes out to all you burners who have been so much help and inspiration!!! WE LOVE YOU ALL!! Genuinely, JediDale and PurpleCricket "May The Force Be With YOU!!"

Edit.

Talk to Dave King of Controlled Burn. Do a google for CB's web addy.

Genuinely,

JediDale


(P.S.) I spin fire as well!! Will be at Camp Apokiliptica! Seek me out!

My Girlfriend has to work til noon on Thursday, so we won't make it to BRC til about 3-4 PM Thursday. Thanks for the offer though!!


Genuinely,


JediDale Of Reno

I was just trying to help you out Pyro, and you tattle on yourself about the naked Barbie Dolls!! Did they ever make a "Stripper Barbie"? "High Class CallGirl Barbie"? Perhaps this would be a good representation of your ideas!! HA! HA! HA! I wanted to know if I could tie a couple of your Barbies on ...

Frequently Undulating Coital Kinkiness!! Yeah, Baby!!

Find Underwear Cut Kwickly, Frolicking Under Center Kamp, Find Uberbimbo

Call Killbuck, Frenzied Unrestrained Couple Knotted, er...any more??



Genuinely,

JediDale Of Reno

Weirdest thing about Americans is their ability to be deluged with pictures, movies, books, magazines, etc, that are extremely graphic in sexual nature, yet these same people get nervous about being seen in the very acts they like to see!! Naturally, we all like to be around others who are like us s...

Just returned from a store and had a chat with a girl who is going to go to BM for the first time this year. She had worked at the Indian store by Fernley and says she has met thousands of Burners over a few years. It's really nice to know that the misperception of it being a drug and fuckfest are l...

Can't follow orders without the key! Without the key I can only assume you want me to push the big red button on the weird box you gave me!! Here goes!! OH SHIT!! Some kinda timer suddenly started a countdown sequence!! Ya know thers like a strong stirring in The Force Kernul! Perhaps you might want...

Fantastic YouTube post about the glowsticks! I may have to go get a blender
just to try to see what happens with different colors!!

Genuinely,

JediDale Of Reno

I believe that Burning Man is experiential, therefore its akin to telling a virgin (in the literal sense) what sex is like! Or telling someone what something Looks/sounds/tastes like. Since everyones experience is different, then everyones experience when defined to the Nth degree will be different ...

Indeed its against County Health Dept. rules according to the BM Survival Guide! And simply for good reasons! Not to be a downer for you dude, but don't you think your post comes across as almost sexually predatory in nature? Clearly sexually biased? Now....What exactly are those freakin' sores deve...

Stephany, I met Dr Pyro briefly at BM 05. I strongly endorse him as a good guy burner, and if you REALLY wanted to get a ride with him, bring a Barbie doll or better yet dress like one!! I honestly believe you would have a great time with a truly bizarre yet safe Burner!! Here's to you, Dr Pyro!! (J...

The Force Is Strong With JellyFish! Thanks for the elevated status of "Full Cosmonaut" If anyone wants to meet a REALLY KEWL Burner, I strongly recommend seeking out JellyFish at LabWerks in Terminal City!! (3:00 keyhole or therebouts) By way of introduction, I thought it would be noteworthy to ment...

Tis my belief that radios sould be for those who need them, not those who want them! Obviously, people who have health issues may need to stay in contact with others in their tribe. I believe that Burning Man is about getting away from the default world (And it's need for instantaneous communication...

Strange running into you at the fabric store!! I hope we can make it out there in time on Thursday to experience your wedding! Tell TITWI Greetings
and "Arrrgghhh!!!" in Pirate-ese!


Genuinely, JediDale

giving a thing of either purpose or meaning to someone spontaneously without ever the thought of return!! Perhaps some will mistakenly confuse "Gifting" with the Christmas tradition of "Exchanging Gifts". I strongly believe that to just wait until the "Force" guides us to give what we have to offer ...

Synchronicity

Start really slashing prices!! The Jedi Council felt a "stirring in The Force" a couple of years ago, and realized "We can protect you, not fight a war for you". Hence, it is up to the collective consciousness of Burners to make a personal choice. That choice is simply this: "What will it take the S...

Exactly the same thing as people who claim they can't live without cell phones, TV, radio, etc. Perhaps someone can remind me of who said "The most difficult thing for a person to do, is to sit quietly in a room by him(her)self and be at peace." Genuinely, Jedi Dale Of Reno

Is this: If you seek anything too greatly, it will avoid you. Because our society is primarily sexually inhibited, while being constantly deluged with images, songs, and stories of sexual encounters, some who are going to BM the first time are led to believe it has a lot of this going on. Nothing co...

Omniejacusatifactorificationism.

Hi Master Jedi Dale! You wouldn't happen to have any of that Force left over for a novice enthusiast who appears to have unusual and interesting obstacles placed before her, would you? The Force is not a cookie. Perhaps you are confused my dear! The things and people I focus The Force on depend on ...

I am very happy to announce that I will be able to make it to this very special burn! the last 365 presented strong obstacles to overcome, and I had to use all my resources and abilities in The Force to overcome them. This has been a painful and daunting task. My reward has been my companion and Pad...