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by JediDale
Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:35 pm
Forum: 2007 Theme
Topic: Does anyone here do Brainwave Generator?
Replies: 14
Views: 11650

Brainwave Generator Questions.

Do a google on "Brainwave Generator" and you will find it has certain unique potentials. BWG has nothing to do with MRI's. Thanks Very Much to you, Minimalistik,for the reply I was searching. Since I have the freqs of several things I am sure you will be delighted to use, please PM me and I will res...
by JediDale
Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:23 pm
Forum: 2007 Theme
Topic: Does anyone here do Brainwave Generator?
Replies: 14
Views: 11650

Does anyone here do Brainwave Generator?

I have been working to recode my DNA as well as as increase human growth hormone production naturally. Any info on your experiences will be greatly appreciated!! Genuinely, Jedi Dale A.K.A. Dale Two names here but the same guy you may notice when you see the pics.
by JediDale
Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Good Masturbation Stories
Replies: 45
Views: 18564

I Know Of A Little Known Technique...

I know of a little known technique that does just that. Naturally, I am
bound by my ethical code, so I only do it with consent, and I only teach it to those who will use it responsibly!

Genuinely,


JediDale
by JediDale
Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:47 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Good Masturbation Stories
Replies: 45
Views: 18564

The Force is STRONG with RobbiDobbs!!

I was telling RobbiDobbs the other day about "Hypnography" by Wendi Friesen. I'ts a VERY INTENSE 3rd person narrative by a well know hypnotist with a great sexy voice! Made my Light Saber make that "Whoosh" Whoosh" sound!! HA! HA!!

Genuinely, Jedi Dale
by JediDale
Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:29 pm
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Where do jumbo-trons go when they die?
Replies: 13
Views: 5269

So then are.....

Tell me are the new ones that come out around the first of the year called "New Years Resolutions"? HA! HA! I would suggest putting an ad on craigs list for such and "See" what happens!

Genuinely,

Jedi Dale Of Reno
by JediDale
Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:25 pm
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: How do DJs protect their equipment?
Replies: 8
Views: 4716

Ever hear of a "Clean Room"?

In the Pharmaceutical biz, there is a thing called a clean room. It has positve air flow, meaning that anytime a door is opened, the inside air (From a pressurized source) pushed outwards noticably. Obviously, this would entail some engineering assistance from greater minds than mine on the subject....
by JediDale
Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:12 pm
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Another Virgin's Question
Replies: 10
Views: 4601

It any desert there is no such thing as.....

TOO MUCH WATER!! Having lived in 3 deserts, here is a consideration: Your body will lose up to 4 gallons a day. This depletes the electrolites of the body causing havoc! I myself, alone, had my Subaru Legacy jam packed and the roof rack filled with stuff and I brought adequate amounts of everything....
by JediDale
Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:59 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8146071

Well I am blushing!!

Uber is the question concerning my last sexual tryst a thinly veiled
proposition? I aM iNdEeD fLaTteReD!!
by JediDale
Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:49 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8146071

A definition

CLARIFICATION: If a girl takes her clothes off, and the audience is almost exclusively male, she is a stripper. If a girl dances and belongs to a dance troupe or a cabaret, has correographers, makeup artists, etc, then she is a "dancer" Many a real dancer despise strippers who use the term "dancer" ...
by JediDale
Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8146071

Things you just can't buy:

You can't buy dignity, self-respect, respect of others, wisdom, peace of mind, love, ethics, concern for others, friends, or anything else of REAL VALUE! All things true and beautiful in life come from the inside out, not the outside in! Material things are often compensory items which temporarily c...
by JediDale
Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:29 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8146071

So that makes you a......

Hooker bucks huh, Uber-Bimbo? Bad Karma is associated with " ill gotten gains" and the pain that will be suffered by you from feeding off of the sorry state of the men you serve! I read once where the guys like to see you you crawl and bark like a dog for the money in their hand. For myself, my dign...
by JediDale
Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:11 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8146071

None of that for me I prefer...

why would someone pay to go to a buffet, understanding the rules to be: smell all the food you like, look at it as much as you like, get it placed in front of you, but under no cirCUMmstances dare you try to eat any of it!!THEN.. leave the place broke and still hungry? Some men just love to torture ...
by JediDale
Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:04 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Critical Tits photography
Replies: 280
Views: 105984

How about give the camera creeps a......

Ever hear of a "Purple Nurple"? How about several women surrounding a camera phreak and give him a good hard twist on his nipple, hence the name "Purple Nurple"!! He will then definitely get a new mental association to breasts! I just don't get it, I know any man can see tits, so whats the big deal?...
by JediDale
Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:10 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: UNDERCOVER NARCOTICS AGENTS AT BM2005
Replies: 74
Views: 25752

Er, who was messed up with this one?

Nice little 20-something hottie appears out of nowhere on the Esplanade Tuesday night right after I was done Fire Spinning. Says she: "Trade ya some shrooms for some acid!" Nay sez I , (smelling a young imperial stormtrooper in the making) "I don't do that stuff" Young evil deceptive wench then proc...
by JediDale
Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:51 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: 300 watts bullshit
Replies: 154
Views: 52466

Jedi Agree totally!!

I am with you guys. Maybe 2 large areas should be designated as Hushville. One around 4:00 and one around 8:00. WHy should people be denied relative centralization just to be able to get proper rest? Several people told me to set up a tent one the walk in part, out past Hysteria, and have another fo...
by JediDale
Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:36 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Ask Ranger Hot Head
Replies: 38
Views: 10105

You mean that....

Do you mean that I can't carry my light saber/stun gun anymore? If you want to see what authority is, read a book or the movie called "King Rat" Seems this little Corporal had a whole P.O.W. camp totally ran by him. When the allied forces freed the camp they asked who was in charge. Some higher rank...
by JediDale
Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:18 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Ask Ranger Hot Head
Replies: 38
Views: 10105

Clarification

Let me say that the Rangers aren't authority fugures DIRECTLY. However, start up some shit with them and watch how effectively that little radio can get some REAL authority figures there! So they are to a certain degree, authority by proxy. Genuinely, Jedi Dale Of reno
by JediDale
Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:36 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Ask Ranger Hot Head
Replies: 38
Views: 10105

My experience was very good with the Rangers.

First of all, since I don't use intoxicants, obviously this aids my communications abilities that are clear and precise. Act professional and courteous around them! Think of how many jerks they have to deal with during the event and think how would you feel after smart ass #6,792 comes up and starts...
by JediDale
Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:12 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: 300 watts bullshit
Replies: 154
Views: 52466

This happened at 3:30 and Delirium

I set up my camp on Sunday afternoon, then comes "Mister Techno Non-Stop" and erects a huge tower and plays from 6:00AM to 2:AM EVERY DAY!! Did that guy EVER SLEEP?? I had techno hallucinations but thought I had been dosed! I had to use Jedi Self Hypnosis to fall asleep! We also had those bottle roc...
by JediDale
Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:02 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: A Rotten, Stinking Burning Man Experience
Replies: 126
Views: 25583

there is a place called...

www.petition.com me thinks. I will see what they can do.

Genuinely,

Jedi Dale Of Reno
by JediDale
Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:07 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: A Rotten, Stinking Burning Man Experience
Replies: 126
Views: 25583

I think you have a good idea in there DP!

Perhaps we need to petition the state for more of those paved turnouts.
It's B.S. to have to drive for so many miles and not have the ability to pull over safely!

Genuinely,

Jedi Dale Of Reno
by JediDale
Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:44 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Riase your hand if you did NOT pee on the playa this year
Replies: 69
Views: 23221

What I did was......

I carried a bottle in my backpack so I didn't have to piss on the playa! Just had to be sure that I grabbed the right bottle when I drank water!! Some meighbor campers though it weird what I did. I would get a large gallon empty water bottle. and keep pissing in it until full then I would wait until...
by JediDale
Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:39 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Accident on Monday
Replies: 11
Views: 2945

Secret Of The Jedi Council....

I am told by many highly experienced Burners that "The way to go is through Sparks" on Pyramid Highway. There's going to be shit given me for telling you this, but its rediculous going all the way to I-80 when going on Pyrmid Hwy. is just about as fast for west bound I-80 travelers. Now I expect the...
by JediDale
Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:32 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: A Rotten, Stinking Burning Man Experience
Replies: 126
Views: 25583

If Only "Radical Self-Reliance" were practiced!

OK! Now, heres how "The Force" sees it: 1. Driver at fault for not securing load, PERIOD! 2. Flares thrown out on the road immediately after the stop. 3. Someone with a red shirt or flag waving frantically to SLOW DOWN. 4. Yell loudly with authory STOP!! NOW!! ( try this, be anywhere in public and s...
by JediDale
Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:18 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: How Do You Feel About Go-Peds / Gas Scooters?
Replies: 74
Views: 19432

Perhaps I wasn't clear..........

I obviously believe that art cars must be allowed. They get a permit from DMV and good to go! Now, anything else that is not specifically for handicapped with placard, be banned. Lets imagine for a moment a future BM where we say yeah i remember 5 years ago when most people rode bikes! Now, all they...
by JediDale
Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:20 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: How Do You Feel About Go-Peds / Gas Scooters?
Replies: 74
Views: 19432

Jedi says...

I want either less corruption, or a bigger hand in it! If not banned, I will tell the Sith Lords to have free reign at Burning Man next year, maybe even a race!!


Settle down! Just being comical and jesteringly, Jedi Dale
by JediDale
Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:15 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: A Rotten, Stinking Burning Man Experience
Replies: 126
Views: 25583

A possible answer...

So practicing Radical Self-Reliance" you jump out, light 3 flares and throw them on the road. If anyone has an accident further up the road it's their fault for following too close! PERIOD! What is happening is these people who are still in default world mode, race up on thurs or fri and then want t...
by JediDale
Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:03 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Riase your hand if you did NOT pee on the playa this year
Replies: 69
Views: 23221

Ok now I think it's your turn to...

Perhaps you need to volunteer for the potty project next year as I did this year! Wow will RobbiDobbs be excited to hear of your enthusiasm!! I busted ass in the tuesday dust storm, and put hand sanitizers on the sides of the banks. Did you know RobbiDobbs had "ZERO" volunteers to help her? She tota...
by JediDale
Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:55 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: How Do You Feel About Go-Peds / Gas Scooters?
Replies: 74
Views: 19432

The Jedi Council says....

We petition to not have anything not human powered on the playa. I almost got hit by one of those things at night, no lights on the driver, and clearly going more like 10 or 15 MPH. Part of the experience of BM is overcoming obstacles like transportation through community efforts of sharing resource...
by JediDale
Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:39 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: 2005 population?
Replies: 16
Views: 3627

RG..

Ranger Genus, er, "Genius" you were working off assummation! Putting too much into the reply. I understood exactly what you meant, I just wanted your guess. Want to know the power of "The Force"? It's going to rain next BM. Genuinely, Jedi Dale Of Reno

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