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Postby Bin Noddin » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:00 am

You bastards! All this bacon-fried-bacon-wrapped-bacon talk finally got to me. Bacon for breakfast for the first time in years. Ahhh, sin* is so wonderful.

*Dietary/medical, not religious
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Postby Lassen Forge » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:32 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:You bastards! All this bacon-fried-bacon-wrapped-bacon talk finally got to me. Bacon for breakfast for the first time in years. Ahhh, sin* is so wonderful.

*Dietary/medical, not religious




No, is not a SIN! Bacon is a SACRAMENT!!!

Was it TSF (thin sliced flash), Oscar Meyer standard, Butcher cut, Extra thick, End cuts, chunk, Hand sliced, Slab, Salt pork style, julienned??Canadian, American, German, Russian, South African, or??? Smoked over Hickory, or Oak, or Beech, Au Naturel, Sea-salted (or salt free), or ???? Pork, Turkey, Elk, or Exotic????? SLUUUUURP!

Enquiring minds want to know!

b(acon) b(abe) bb, noviate, sisters of the Chapel of the Bacon Smokers of St. Adrian of Nicomedia.

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Postby BAS » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:19 pm

Thanks a LOT you guys! I wound up going out to eat because of this thread! (Although, I did get a little confused, and wound up ordering BBQ ribs instead... :oops: )

Maybe someone needs to have a Dead Pig camp, and serve all pork products. (Not me, though, since if I were to cook, I might have to bribe people to eat the stuff. Pretty random how my cooking turns out. :roll: )


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Postby undeclared » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:55 pm

well, i could just bring 7 pigs from work and have one on a spit each day on the playa, but maybe thats going a bit to over board. im just really looking forward to being able to give the gift of bacon to the wonderful people of burningman

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Postby Bin Noddin » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:51 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
Bin Noddin wrote:You bastards! All this bacon-fried-bacon-wrapped-bacon talk finally got to me. Bacon for breakfast for the first time in years. Ahhh, sin* is so wonderful.

*Dietary/medical, not religious




No, is not a SIN! Bacon is a SACRAMENT!!!

Was it TSF (thin sliced flash), Oscar Meyer standard, Butcher cut, Extra thick, End cuts, chunk, Hand sliced, Slab, Salt pork style, julienned??Canadian, American, German, Russian, South African, or??? Smoked over Hickory, or Oak, or Beech, Au Naturel, Sea-salted (or salt free), or ???? Pork, Turkey, Elk, or Exotic????? SLUUUUURP!

Enquiring minds want to know!

b(acon) b(abe) bb, noviate, sisters of the Chapel of the Bacon Smokers of St. Adrian of Nicomedia.


Sister BB, it was Smithfield hickory smoked and there's plenty left for tomorrow's worship service. Thank you for showing a heathen the light.
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen

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Street Bacon!!

Postby gyre » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:24 am

You can make a crude but extremely hearty wine from bacon.

A girl gave me street bacon while I was walking down the road in 2005.
A nice way to start the day.


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Perpetual Bacon Machine

Postby Dianamite » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:36 am

I've been toying with the idea of a Perpetual Bacon Machine... a bacon cooker that runs on bacon grease. Anybody in Vancouver wanna help me with this? Or, anyone anywhere got any ideas on what this might look like?

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Bacon spankin

Postby TK Sullivan » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:44 am

I'm confused. Do I get spanked for wanting the bacon, eating the bacon, or do I have to spank the bacon? Maybe I'm supposed to spank with the bacon. I'm sure by the time I get there I'll be expecting to be spanked by Kevin Bacon, which is fine. Sign me up.
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Postby AntiM » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:54 am

Spank the Bacon with the bacon?
http://burningman.org/timeline/

Poke me to experience my gooey insides!

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Postby undeclared » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:58 pm

my friend will be wielding the spatula and giving out the spanks, in exchange you get bacon, its a fun interactive way of giving bacon

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Postby BAS » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:26 pm

Aw shoot! I was hoping that WE would get to do the spanking! (And here I was getting set to take up weight training again, just so I could be certain to do a good job! :twisted: )



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Postby undeclared » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:36 pm

hey...i wont turn down a spank if its offerd!

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Postby Killbuck » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:30 pm

Did somebody say......

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Postby Killbuck » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:33 pm

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Postby undeclared » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:57 pm

lol, i see i'll have to make a stop at ur camp then!

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Postby Killbuck » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:14 pm

Actually, if you coming over for bacon....


...really not necessary....



...we'll send the bacon TO YOU!




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Postby undeclared » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:54 pm

impresssive, is this organic?

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Postby skeetsh00ter » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:22 pm

ummm.... i dont care if its organic or not, send it to me every morning at 7 am. thanks!

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Postby Killbuck » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:35 am

NEW for 2007: Homing Bacon Subscription Service!

(Requires GPS coordiantes, and a small Swiss Acct.)

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Postby Killbuck » Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:15 pm

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Postby undeclared » Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:04 pm

thats funny, at work we have t-bone shaped bandages.

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Postby Finnegan » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:47 pm

Perpetual Bacon Machine... a bacon cooker that runs on bacon grease.


That could work..
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Postby prem » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:02 pm

Nickel wrote:God I love bacon.


God I love spankings :D
Peace, Love and Shambhala

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:08 am

Spanks for the mammaries....

Anyone have the rest of the lyrics?

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Postby Thecatman » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:18 pm

What about "SNAUSAGES"?

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Postby itwazed » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:13 am

Thecatman wrote:What about "SNAUSAGES"?


only for the vegitarians
Fly Fat ASS!!! FLY!!!!!
He smoked a phat cronic blunt.

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BEEF BACON!!!

Postby TomServo » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:27 pm

LOVE BACON!! TRIED BEEF BACON FOR TH FIRST TIME...LOVED IT!!!!! WORKS WELL COLD TOO!! KINDA LIKE CORNED BEEF JERKY..AND NOT AS GREASY AS PORK BACON
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

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Postby DJmoYst » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:19 pm

"I DONT KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!!!! ...

LOUD NOISES"

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DJ MoYst aka S-DOT-K ~ Peace Love & Drum 'N' Bass

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spanks for bacon

Postby Cassidy » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:49 pm

I LOVE YELLING "I LOVE BACON"!!!

Also, I'd like to sign up for the Spankin' Homing Bacon Wake-up Call, please. My GPS (Going Playa Side) coordinates are 2:30 & Esplanade but I'm sure that bacon can find me (or I can find it?) anywhere. If it's real FRESH maybe we can share...

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Postby gyre » Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:23 pm

Which camp is that?
"Everything is more wonderful when you do it with a car, don't you think?"
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It would be a shame if I had to resort to self-deception to preserve my faith in objective reality.


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