For those of us not going this year
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For those of us not going this year
How to enjoy it at home - blatantly plagiarized from Violet Blue (who borrowed it from someone else...)
# Before eating any food, drop it in a sandbox and lick a battery.
# Stack all your fans in one corner of the living room. Put on your most fabulous outfit. Turn the fans on full blast. Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in front of them.
# Buy a new set of expensive camping gear. Break it.
# Get so drunk you can't recognize your own house. Walk slowly around the block for five hours.
# Have a 3 a.m. soul-baring conversation with a drag nun in platforms, a crocodile and Bugs Bunny. Be unable to tell if you're hallucinating. Lust after Bugs Bunny.
# Cut, burn, electrocute, bruise, and sunburn various parts of your body. Forget how you did it. Don't go to a doctor.
# Turn your heater up full blast, day and night.
# Put up a sign outside your house that invites random strangers on drugs to come inside and eat your food.
# concoct a mixture of sweat, makeup and dust. Re-apply throughout the week.
# Hide mp3 players in every room in the house playing dance music- dont turn them off for 192 hours.
#Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in your bed every night before you get into it.
# Have your housemates / Significant other randomly hide the toilet paper at least 3 times a day.
# Try to pay the pizza guy with home made beaded necklaces, booze and/or a backrub.
# Charge anyone who uses your fridges icemaker two dollars.
I added a few- Add your own and repost :)
# Before eating any food, drop it in a sandbox and lick a battery.
# Stack all your fans in one corner of the living room. Put on your most fabulous outfit. Turn the fans on full blast. Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in front of them.
# Buy a new set of expensive camping gear. Break it.
# Get so drunk you can't recognize your own house. Walk slowly around the block for five hours.
# Have a 3 a.m. soul-baring conversation with a drag nun in platforms, a crocodile and Bugs Bunny. Be unable to tell if you're hallucinating. Lust after Bugs Bunny.
# Cut, burn, electrocute, bruise, and sunburn various parts of your body. Forget how you did it. Don't go to a doctor.
# Turn your heater up full blast, day and night.
# Put up a sign outside your house that invites random strangers on drugs to come inside and eat your food.
# concoct a mixture of sweat, makeup and dust. Re-apply throughout the week.
# Hide mp3 players in every room in the house playing dance music- dont turn them off for 192 hours.
#Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in your bed every night before you get into it.
# Have your housemates / Significant other randomly hide the toilet paper at least 3 times a day.
# Try to pay the pizza guy with home made beaded necklaces, booze and/or a backrub.
# Charge anyone who uses your fridges icemaker two dollars.
I added a few- Add your own and repost :)
Wheres my fucking gift?
How to enjoy it at home - blatantly plagiarized from Violet Blue (who borrowed it from someone else...)
# Before eating any food, drop it in a sandbox and lick a battery.
# Stack all your fans in one corner of the living room. Put on your most fabulous outfit. Turn the fans on full blast. Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in front of them.
# Buy a new set of expensive camping gear. Break it.
# Get so drunk you can't recognize your own house. Walk slowly around the block for five hours.
# Have a 3 a.m. soul-baring conversation with a drag nun in platforms, a crocodile and Bugs Bunny. Be unable to tell if you're hallucinating. Lust after Bugs Bunny.
# Cut, burn, electrocute, bruise, and sunburn various parts of your body. Forget how you did it. Don't go to a doctor.
# Turn your heater up full blast, day and night.
# Put up a sign outside your house that invites random strangers on drugs to come inside and eat your food.
# concoct a mixture of sweat, makeup and dust. Re-apply throughout the week.
# Hide mp3 players in every room in the house playing dance music- dont turn them off for 192 hours.
#Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in your bed every night before you get into it.
# Have your housemates / Significant other randomly hide the toilet paper at least 3 times a day.
# Try to pay the pizza guy with home made beaded necklaces, booze and/or a backrub.
# Charge anyone who uses your fridges icemaker two dollars.
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# Go for an evening stroll, bend down to pick up a glow stick MOOP only to have it yanked away from you.. Raver Trap....
I added a few- Add your own and repost
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# Before eating any food, drop it in a sandbox and lick a battery.
# Stack all your fans in one corner of the living room. Put on your most fabulous outfit. Turn the fans on full blast. Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in front of them.
# Buy a new set of expensive camping gear. Break it.
# Get so drunk you can't recognize your own house. Walk slowly around the block for five hours.
# Have a 3 a.m. soul-baring conversation with a drag nun in platforms, a crocodile and Bugs Bunny. Be unable to tell if you're hallucinating. Lust after Bugs Bunny.
# Cut, burn, electrocute, bruise, and sunburn various parts of your body. Forget how you did it. Don't go to a doctor.
# Turn your heater up full blast, day and night.
# Put up a sign outside your house that invites random strangers on drugs to come inside and eat your food.
# concoct a mixture of sweat, makeup and dust. Re-apply throughout the week.
# Hide mp3 players in every room in the house playing dance music- dont turn them off for 192 hours.
#Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in your bed every night before you get into it.
# Have your housemates / Significant other randomly hide the toilet paper at least 3 times a day.
# Try to pay the pizza guy with home made beaded necklaces, booze and/or a backrub.
# Charge anyone who uses your fridges icemaker two dollars.
********************************************
# Go for an evening stroll, bend down to pick up a glow stick MOOP only to have it yanked away from you.. Raver Trap....
I added a few- Add your own and repost

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Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg
Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg
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Re: For those of us not going this year
This is very funny, however not going is not. I am sorry to hear that you can't go but happy to see that you did not lose your sense of HUMOR. I am printing this and taking it to BlackRock Lemonade and share your humor.
Spacewrangler out. :lol: :( :D :x :? [quote="Professor Tawdry"]How to enjoy it at home - blatantly plagiarized from Violet Blue (who borrowed it from someone else...)
# Before eating any food, drop it in a sandbox and lick a battery.
# Stack all your fans in one corner of the living room. Put on your most fabulous outfit. Turn the fans on full blast. Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in front of them.
# Buy a new set of expensive camping gear. Break it.
# Get so drunk you can't recognize your own house. Walk slowly around the block for five hours.
# Have a 3 a.m. soul-baring conversation with a drag nun in platforms, a crocodile and Bugs Bunny. Be unable to tell if you're hallucinating. Lust after Bugs Bunny.
# Cut, burn, electrocute, bruise, and sunburn various parts of your body. Forget how you did it. Don't go to a doctor.
# Turn your heater up full blast, day and night.
# Put up a sign outside your house that invites random strangers on drugs to come inside and eat your food.
# concoct a mixture of sweat, makeup and dust. Re-apply throughout the week.
# Hide mp3 players in every room in the house playing dance music- dont turn them off for 192 hours.
#Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in your bed every night before you get into it.
# Have your housemates / Significant other randomly hide the toilet paper at least 3 times a day.
# Try to pay the pizza guy with home made beaded necklaces, booze and/or a backrub.
# Charge anyone who uses your fridges icemaker two dollars.
I added a few- Add your own and repost :)[/quote]
Spacewrangler out. :lol: :( :D :x :? [quote="Professor Tawdry"]How to enjoy it at home - blatantly plagiarized from Violet Blue (who borrowed it from someone else...)
# Before eating any food, drop it in a sandbox and lick a battery.
# Stack all your fans in one corner of the living room. Put on your most fabulous outfit. Turn the fans on full blast. Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in front of them.
# Buy a new set of expensive camping gear. Break it.
# Get so drunk you can't recognize your own house. Walk slowly around the block for five hours.
# Have a 3 a.m. soul-baring conversation with a drag nun in platforms, a crocodile and Bugs Bunny. Be unable to tell if you're hallucinating. Lust after Bugs Bunny.
# Cut, burn, electrocute, bruise, and sunburn various parts of your body. Forget how you did it. Don't go to a doctor.
# Turn your heater up full blast, day and night.
# Put up a sign outside your house that invites random strangers on drugs to come inside and eat your food.
# concoct a mixture of sweat, makeup and dust. Re-apply throughout the week.
# Hide mp3 players in every room in the house playing dance music- dont turn them off for 192 hours.
#Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in your bed every night before you get into it.
# Have your housemates / Significant other randomly hide the toilet paper at least 3 times a day.
# Try to pay the pizza guy with home made beaded necklaces, booze and/or a backrub.
# Charge anyone who uses your fridges icemaker two dollars.
I added a few- Add your own and repost :)[/quote]
'Never Leave Fun to Have Fun'
Have sex. Or not...
# Find a random extremely attractive weirdo. Gaze deeply into their eyes for quite a while. Have a deeply meaningful soul-sharing conversation.
Kiss them gently on the cheekbone like a butterfly, never see them again.
Kiss them gently on the cheekbone like a butterfly, never see them again.
I'm just trying not to be liveMOOP...
Civil rights: use 'em or lose 'em!
Civil rights: use 'em or lose 'em!
who a bitter daddy$
sounds fun but i'd still rater be there
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