Hmmm, set the wayback machine...
Ernies list of sins:
Didn't have a ticket, or enough money to buy one, so had to bum money of others at the gate.
Peed in the corner of the kitchen tent.
Washed his feet in the dishwater.
Didn't have enough water, was told to buy more at the K-falls stop & didn't, then stole water from others in camp; would grab a gallon, wander off, come back an hour later with no water cause he forgot it somewhere, and grab another gallon.
Booted his ass out 1.5 days into the event and did not give him a ride back. We actually did abandon this asshat in the desert, and if he had died I would not have been sad in the slightest.
M*A*S*H 4207th: An army of fun.
I don't care what the borg says: feather-wearers will NOT be served in Rosie's Bar.
When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.