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or American Flags. They are all great! That is what makes Burning Man so great... the Sex, and the Fart Pies, and the people from Outer Space. When I was there we saw Aliens.

Man Larry Harvey really laid a big one. Sometimes he has to lay down the law. Like when they burnt the man early. I hope they made a good example of that guy. Maybe he can give a speach this year, and lessons.

I am going to go listen to my Cirque du Soliel soundtrack and think about this hmm... it's not just blue state and white state... that's great. Man, we never had to worry about somebody Burning the Man before! Next thing you know we won't be able to have sex in Public.

Jeeze, Besides all I want to do is make out real hard.

Awww, c'mon. You're going to have to troll harder than that to get this group riled up. Oh, and pick something that hasn't already been trolled to death. I'm not saying it's hard, it just has to be fresh troll.

The fart thing has been done to death. http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... +fart+camp
Try something new, stinker.

fartman wrote:or American Flags. They are all great! That is what makes Burning Man so great... the Sex, and the Fart Pies, and the people from Outer Space. When I was there we saw Aliens.

Man Larry Harvey really laid a big one. Sometimes he has to lay down the law. Like when they burnt the man early. I hope they made a good example of that guy. Maybe he can give a speach this year, and lessons.

I am going to go listen to my Cirque du Soliel soundtrack and think about this hmm... it's not just blue state and white state... that's great. Man, we never had to worry about somebody Burning the Man before! Next thing you know we won't be able to have sex in Public.

Jeeze, Besides all I want to do is make out real hard.

I would have to vote that youve never been there. just my 2 cents

last night I fucked Larry with art.
IT was late in the center cafe and most people had stopped wondering in to get a look at who would
be dancing or coffee or tea or they don't know why there there there just
at burning man and up at 4:40 in the morning

I was there, minding my own when Larry came running in with the biggest red dicked hard on I had ever seen. It was like a dog dick covered in jam.

it was scary. But more so in the eraser head way. Not the freddy way.

Larry was crying. lonely.

I said

"whats wrong harvatron?"

"It all raw again. Its all raw."

I looked into his eyes. So lost, so full of joy and pride, so cockeeyed.

"what can I do?"

Larry looked around nervous for a moment then saw the Cezane I had strapped to my bike.

He jumped up and started mean fucking the Cezane. Real hard. REal fast and street scary. Like a black hobo fucking a lower class white women..

I screamed

"larry that's an orginal."

He slaped me with his back hand.

"stick some of those used tea cups up my ass, and read me this balsak verse."

"no larry"

"NOW"

I did what he told me. Later he found a replica of the thinker and made me shove that up his ass and he fucked it too.

He cumed in my face and told me next years art theme

was Cable Cars and ran off into the night.

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"Do you love ART or SEX more?"

Give me a good working definition of the difference between the two and then maybe i can give you a substantive reply...

And once again we are able to chase away a troll.

There's art at Burning Man? I thought it was just a bunch of jaded ex-hippies wandering around aimlessly in the desert talking about how there aren't any trees to hug. Then Joan Baez shows up and screeches about concentration camps or something and everybody hugs.

Okay, sorry. Let's be serious and take the question at face value.

I like art that's about sex. Some people say "Oh, that's called porn," and I say "fuck art," and they're still going "--Art is beautiful--" and I'm like "Yeah, otherwise, you wouldn't fuck it" and they're all "you just like porn" and I said "I said 'fuck art', didn't I? If I can fuck it, it's art" and they're *inhale* all, "Are you saying you had sexual relations with a 35' fire-dripping woman made out of coffee can lids and bailing wire or whatever" and I'm, like "Sure, I don't see the problem as long as you don't fuck the little...wait...what? That's ART?! FUCKING SICK! Where's the porno?"


-zb