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Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me!!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:47 pm
by wedeliver
what are my dreams and how could they come true in BRC. Without you my dreams are empty. I wish to hold you and love you and spank your ass with bacon. (the new health food)

I dream of blowing my air horn while burning my flag as the sun rises over the mountains to the east. I dream about congratulating law enforcement for their cool, cool costumes, fucking cool costume, no faux fir instead real leather and fucking guns..

I dream about leaving my bike without locking it

I dream of your lips, your eyes, your fantastic energy

I dream that NEXT YEAR WILL BE BETTER THEN LAST YEAR

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:56 pm
by mdmf007
Nice dream -

It would be cool to see BLM LE's dressed up like the village people cop or like this guy:

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LEO's in costume...

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:20 am
by Stagger
Actually, if you gift them some things, they WILL wear them. I made up special buttons just for LEO's one year and passed them out. Later I saw them wandering through Center Camp with them on.

Perhaps, if you designed something that would go with the uniform.. like a sash or something.. we could decorate our LEO's and make them more a part of the whole radically inclusive scene.

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:43 am
by wedeliver
Pershing county sheriffs gave us a couple of "fake' tattoo's" (rub on), It was the county sheriffs emblem...so cool. We had "pulled" the officer over to give him a gift and he gave one back. We also met a BLM officer sitting on his quad watching the entry gate, who showed us his id card for the Naughty BLM Ranger Camp...

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:33 am
by Simon of the Playa
as seen spraypainted on the giant cube in front of astor place....

"we are not watching you, we are now participating"

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:33 am
by Simon of the Playa
i KNEW IT! i KNEW IT!.....clowns are fucking EVIL!!!!!!

LONDON (Reuters) - Bad news for Coco and Blinko -- children don't like clowns and even older kids are scared of them.


The news that will no doubt have clowns shedding tears was revealed in a poll of youngsters by researchers from the University of Sheffield who were examining how to improve the decor of hospital children's wards.

The study, reported in the Nursing Standard magazine, found all the 250 patients aged between four and 16 they quizzed disliked the use of clowns, with even the older ones finding them scary.

"As adults we make assumptions about what works for children," said Penny Curtis, a senior lecturer in research at the university.

"We found that clowns are universally disliked by children. Some found them quite frightening and unknowable."

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:38 am
by pinemom
The clowns were let go 3 years ago from Circus circus in reno.


never to return again.

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:42 am
by AntiM
Free range clowns?

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:34 pm
by wedeliver
AntiM wrote:Free range clowns?
Harder then fuck to train even though you can fit 200 of 'em into a volkswagon bug.....

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:18 pm
by Simon of the Playa
have you tried shock collars?

clowns dont fall under normal jurisdiction, feel free to hurt them.

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:02 am
by Simon of the Playa
warning........this is SO wrong.



Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:37 pm
by wedeliver
Mutaytor in the city end of this month. (eat your heart out east coast)

"Pirates vs Klowns" on Leap Day with The Mutaytor, Uberzone, Bassbin Twins, Cirque Berzerk


http://mutaytor.com/

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:40 pm
by wedeliver
Simon of the Playa wrote:have you tried shock collars?......


Yeah we got the Electric Fencing for Dogs and I tried it and it fucking hurts.

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:32 pm
by Simon of the Playa
pirates win every time.....

i mean, after all, they're only a bunch of clowns...


on a tangent, because my pain medicine finally has kicked in and my abcess (sp?) in my tooth is no longer blinding me with insane mind numbing throbbing pain, and i can think clearly.....sort of....

what was i saying...oh....has anyone ever done a clown portapottie on the playa? cut a hole, or a flap, get 20 clowns and just have them keep rolling around the back and out..... you get the picture...

i'd gift to see that....

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:05 pm
by twinwitin
my children hate clowns! I think my 19 year old (oldest) hates them the most. he won't even talk about them! :arrow: :twisted: clown!!!!

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:33 pm
by mdmf007
bad clown experience ?

I used to think Ronald McDonald was cool, now he kind of looks pervish to me.

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:34 pm
by theCryptofishist
This should seal the deal for you:

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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:28 pm
by Ugly Dougly
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:49 pm
by twinwitin
no, he just thinks they're creepy and evil.

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:01 am
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:47 am
by twinwitin
Well put Simon.

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:46 pm
by Remark
Coworker walks up to me and says "Hey, you know whats funny?"

I, ever being the smart ass, say "Yes, clowns....ON FIRE!"

He never did finish what he was going to say.

Admit it, clowns on fire would make you laugh.

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:58 pm
by wedeliver
Remark wrote:Coworker walks up to me and says "Hey, you know whats funny?"

I, ever being the smart ass, say "Yes, clowns....ON FIRE!"

He never did finish what he was going to say.

Admit it, clowns on fire would make you laugh.
Sure, clowns on fire would be funny, if you work in a circus!!

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:11 am
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:15 am
by Ugly Dougly
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:02 pm
by wedeliver
I didn't see this before but it was just pointed out to me that below it is Penny who is the person in question.. could that be Pennywise??? ooooh scarry..
Simon of the Playa wrote:i KNEW IT! i KNEW IT!.....clowns are fucking EVIL!!!!!!

LONDON (Reuters) - Bad news for Coco and Blinko -- children don't like clowns and even older kids are scared of them.


The news that will no doubt have clowns shedding tears was revealed in a poll of youngsters by researchers from the University of Sheffield who were examining how to improve the decor of hospital children's wards.

The study, reported in the Nursing Standard magazine, found all the 250 patients aged between four and 16 they quizzed disliked the use of clowns, with even the older ones finding them scary.

"As adults we make assumptions about what works for children," said Penny Curtis, a senior lecturer in research at the university.

"We found that clowns are universally disliked by children. Some found them quite frightening and unknowable."

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:00 am
by Simon of the Playa
maybe penny is a santa, and just doing her duty to spread the word about the face painting evil bastards.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:39 pm
by Vampira
clowns are very scary.
I could barely look at this damn picture to post it.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 6:58 am
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:23 am
by Intubater69
hmmm, is Ronald a coke-head or has he just been taste-testing waayyy too much of their new coffee? :shock: