Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp

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Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp

Post by Scout13 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:55 am

Some people on another post want to fulfill their American Dream of walking in on their parents having sex…..so we started the, “Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp.â€

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Post by ZaphodBurner » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:00 pm

This has probably already been done at Burning Man.
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Post by MozyBonz » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:03 pm

Yea..it was better last year

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Post by ZaphodBurner » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:16 pm

As long as it's not co-located with Kidsville, most people would barely take notice. But the random "Wait...what?! He's YOUR dad TOO?" potential might be worth the effort.
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Post by MozyBonz » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:23 pm

Well I just got off the phone with dad…..I would never get him to BM
And Mom is dead….So I don’t think this is going to work.


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Post by Scout13 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:05 pm

Both of my parents are dead and I gladly never got to see my parents go at it…..that’s why I started the camp…..so I and everyone at the burn can enjoy that life altering event of watching “Your Parents Fuck.â€

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Post by ibdave » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:38 pm

[quote="Scout13"]“I didn’t know your mom was so flexible.â€
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

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Post by AntiM » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:52 pm

I used to hear my parents through the heating ducts. euw. Mom is ashes now, I don't want to think about THAT!

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Post by ragabashpup » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:04 pm

I never did walk in on my folks but there were numerous times that I had to bang on my mom's wall when whatever boyfriend of the week was over.

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Post by Brendan » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:57 am

what, why why why..... why...

noooo, this is bad... i don't....why!!

no

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Post by pinemom » Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:28 am

Yeah, of all the cool, far out of this world type stuff I wanna see out there this doesnt even come in anywhere in the ball park of a must see.
But to each his/her own.

Maybe because I have those scars of seeing mom with boyfriend du jour~
was a bad situation too...I snuck into my mom's room to get my slippers out of her closet...they were sleeping...or so I thought.... I ended up getting stuck in the closet to scared to move.
and the unfortunate mirror against the wall didnt help matters...
BUT what happened next was real shitty! when they were done, mom got up and ran to the bathroom, and when the door shut behind her, the asshole said, "well did you enjoy the show?"

OMG! He knew I was there! What a sick FUCK!


I was 6 yrs old!
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Post by Scout13 » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:22 pm

Wow Pinemom….you’re right, your mom’s boyfriend was a real sick fuck. Please tell me that she didn’t marry him.

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Post by ibdave » Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:20 pm

Scout13 wrote:Wow Pinemom….you’re right, your mom’s boyfriend was a real sick fuck. Please tell me that she didn’t marry him.

Scout, go take your meds and play nice with my friends.... 8) 8) 8)
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Post by mdmf007 » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:27 pm

I walked in on mom and pops - that image is still burned into my brain.

Me 23, visiting for the weekend, and them in the bathroom. Dad standing there staring at ceiling and mom on knees facing him with dad holding her head. Best touch was the full length mirror behind him so I get to see both sides as I walk by.

only got a 1/2 second glimpse, but its there for good now.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:43 am

He squicks, she squicks, they squick, we squick, everyone squicks at Burningman.

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Post by pinemom » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:24 am

Scout13 wrote:Wow Pinemom….you’re right, your mom’s boyfriend was a real sick fuck. Please tell me that she didn’t marry him.

Did you mis the DU JOUR part of his name?
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by fciron » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:26 pm

mdmf007 wrote:I walked in on mom and pops - that image is still burned into my brain.

Me 23, visiting for the weekend, and them in the bathroom. Dad standing there staring at ceiling and mom on knees facing him with dad holding her head. Best touch was the full length mirror behind him so I get to see both sides as I walk by.

only got a 1/2 second glimpse, but its there for good now.
What's particularly good about that story is that everyone who's not you can enjoy that image. Sorry. :wink: :roll: :lol:

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Post by Scout13 » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:07 pm

I got the DU JOUR part....I was just hoping they didn't get married.....so you would have to call this guy "Uncle Daddy."

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Post by amazonviv » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:00 pm

you know in some cultures sex is seen as a normal and healthy part of a relationship. It cant be that bad, if your parents never did it, you wouldnt be here!
It seems to me the only reason it is so disturbing for most people is because it is hidden and portrayed as shameful,.. when its not :D
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Post by fciron » Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:20 pm

amazonviv wrote:you know in some cultures sex is seen as a normal and healthy part of a relationship. It cant be that bad, if your parents never did it, you wouldnt be here!
It seems to me the only reason it is so disturbing for most people is because it is hidden and portrayed as shameful,.. when its not :D
If it weren't dirty and shameful then it wouldn't be any fun! :twisted:

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Post by mdmf007 » Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:59 pm

I know my parents poo as well, dont want to see that either. Some things are best known - but never seen.

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Post by Vampira » Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:18 am

l :lol:
I told my Mom & Dad about this camp, they kept telling me OMG, your so not going, again for the millionth time, then they laughed and said okay only if we get to go. CRACK HEADS they are. giggles.

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Post by Scout13 » Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:21 am

Thank goodness that Watching Your Parents Fuck didn’t get approved as a sport for this year’s Olympics. There is nothing worse than seeing your Mom miss the landing on a triple twisting dismount…..it’s so sad.

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Post by mdmf007 » Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:25 am

To watch my parents go at it - I would have to be strapped down Alex style in A Clockwork Orange
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Post by Marscrumbs » Wed May 28, 2008 3:12 pm

My parents would never do that! :shock:

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Post by AntiM » Wed May 28, 2008 4:17 pm

That's Hot. The Alex thing, that is. Mom is ashes on Dad's mantel, watching them fuck would be ... more disturbing than I can tell.

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Post by Zoomorphic » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:10 pm

I am actually a survivor of this sort of experience so I am sorry to say I could not partake.
I'll have more than enough time to sleep when I'm dead!

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Post by toxic07 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:04 pm

Scout13 wrote:Both of my parents are dead and I gladly never got to see my parents go at it…..that’s why I started the camp…..
My opinion: You are EFFED UP in the head, by yourself or by your parents and all of those who will join your camp too. Some things should be private and if they can’t be such - problems are coming. Your parents gave you life by doing this thing (sorry to disappoint you - you were not brought by Santa). And especially if your parents are in a better place - Shut the FUCK UP!!! Have some respect!!! I’m a very open-minded person, trust me! We don’t choose parents, but they ‘produce’ as. So be thankful that you exist.
That's the problem with letting undeveloped dumb fuSckers to go to Burning Man event. They all start thinking that everything is possible. Coming up with a nice idea for a camp is not an option – no brain in a bigger head…
Screw it!!! I know it's all pointless! I just feel sorry for your parents… :x
Life is damn beautiful to live it short

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Post by toxic07 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:11 pm

Sorry! Took it to seriously... I'm a nice guy
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Post by Teo del Fuego » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:23 pm

I hate this goddam thread and I hate having to see it pueristic title whenever I log on to ePlaya

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