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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:24 am
by Kinetik V
Tecate has all the appeal of that slimy, vile liquid that oozes out of landfills. Absolutely disgusting stuff...it was the first beer that I spit out. To each his own but I wouldn't give even a penny per can for the stuff.

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:35 am
by fciron
oFZo wrote:
nexxtro9 wrote:heiniken
That's HEINEKEN, infidel!
I have a hard time seeing how you could get worked up over a heini.

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:14 am
by Rolan Headon
Personally i shudder at the thought of a world without "piss clear", even if we read them when we get home. ( And isn't Eric the most graceful presence on eplaya?)

Tips on regularity, what an intimate world of family/friends we have here!

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:44 am
by Simon of the Playa
rolan, just trying to help out and schmear the love....


and yes, i often think of burning man as a family.....


Burning Manson that is......


"why did charlie cross the road?.......because he's just CRAZY about chicken."




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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:18 am
by Simon of the Playa
(damn that fortune city hosting.....foiled again.....)



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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:51 am
by Rolan Headon
In this election year, always the most depressing of years, the failings of our present political parties (political parties, the kind of parties they throw in hell?) is so glaring that I've decided to launch a new, balanced, health-based political party:


THE AMERICAN REGULAR PARTY

You can make your donations now...

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:41 am
by Ugly Dougly
Rolan Headon wrote:In this election year, always the most depressing of years, the failings of our present political parties (political parties, the kind of parties they throw in hell?) is so glaring that I've decided to launch a new, balanced, health-based political party:


THE AMERICAN REGULAR PARTY

You can make your donations now...
Do you stand for anything, or do you fall for everything? ;)

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:56 am
by Bin Noddin
Ugly Dougly wrote:
Rolan Headon wrote:In this election year, always the most depressing of years, the failings of our present political parties (political parties, the kind of parties they throw in hell?) is so glaring that I've decided to launch a new, balanced, health-based political party:


THE AMERICAN REGULAR PARTY

You can make your donations now...
Do you stand for anything, or do you fall for everything? ;)
Neither - he just promises to have two bowel movements every day.

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:18 pm
by Rolan Headon
Hmmm

maybe THE REGULAR AMERICAN PARTY

yeah we don't stand much, but Robbidobbs can give you instructions on hovering

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:20 pm
by thirt33n
Kinetic V wrote:Tecate has all the appeal of that slimy, vile liquid that oozes out of landfills. Absolutely disgusting stuff...it was the first beer that I spit out. To each his own but I wouldn't give even a penny per can for the stuff.
:x :( :? :? :P :) :D :mrgreen:
mas Tecate por me no?

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:35 pm
by theCryptofishist
Rolan Headon wrote:Hmmm

maybe THE REGULAR AMERICAN PARTY

yeah we don't stand much, but Robbidobbs can give you instructions on hovering
No, Robbidobbs will slap you on the shoulder that your hovering ass will meet the seat hard!

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:34 pm
by DeepSpace
Pour the Tacate back into the cow!

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:30 am
by thirt33n
DeepSpace wrote:Pour the Tacate back into the cow!
maybe i should try that sometime...

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:14 am
by oFZo
fciron wrote:
oFZo wrote:
nexxtro9 wrote:heiniken
That's HEINEKEN, infidel!
I have a hard time seeing how you could get worked up over a heini.
It's the closest brewery to where I live and I'm a spelling nazi at times.
The exported crap is not the real deal.
Can't say I really like Heineken though, I prefer Hertog Jan.

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:48 am
by mdmf007
i've been drinking Guiness for a while now, Negro Modelo before that, and Bud light when im broke.

Whiskey Sours after i get the engine running on Beer.

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:37 am
by Ugly Dougly
It's the peyote that makes Tecate taste funny.

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:07 am
by MozyBonz
Ugly Dougly wrote:It's the peyote that makes Tecate taste funny.


Note to self:
The colorful moving wallpaper in the bathroom at the Mexican Seafood Restraint has something to do with the Tecate beer I was drinking with dinner. It wasn’t just really cool wallpaper. I was wondering why everyone was wiping off the top of the can before they opened it. I thought it was maybe the SHRIMP!

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:15 pm
by BitterDan
i've been drinking Guiness for a while now, Negro Modelo before that, and Bud light when im broke.
Personally I think guiness is too thick for the playa. Same with Boddington's for that matter. My personal playa favorite is New Castle in the can.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:37 am
by brickmaster
To everyone thinking of bringing Guiness. Try Murphy's instead. Its like guiness execpt way better. And its actually Irish. They brew it about ten miles from where I live. That or beamish. Last time I checked you could get both of them in berkeley. Could't find any in SF itself though.

Aslo according to msn.com guiness has less calories than sierra nevada pale ale! i find it hard to believe but its true.

And speaking of Irish and stout, paddy mirage, the guys who built the 2 story pub last year won't be back. They convinced david best to come here and build the temple of truth at a music festival called electric picnic. just thought you'd like to know

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:10 am
by Ugly Dougly
MozyBonz wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:It's the peyote that makes Tecate taste funny.


Note to self:
The colorful moving wallpaper in the bathroom at the Mexican Seafood Restraint has something to do with the Tecate beer I was drinking with dinner. It wasn’t just really cool wallpaper. I was wondering why everyone was wiping off the top of the can before they opened it. I thought it was maybe the SHRIMP!
Mexican restaurants actually have very bland color schemes.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:03 pm
by Dusza Beben
oFZo wrote:
nexxtro9 wrote:heiniken
That's HEINEKEN, infidel!
Heineken...HEINEKEN?!!

FU*# THAT SH*T!!!

PABST BLUE RIBBON!

For post prohibition crap it's rather tasty on draught.

I will ponder the trees felld for playa rags over a nice gin and tonic with lime (must prevent the scurvy) whilst fossil fuel cannons belch glorious progress into the night sky hopefully taking out that annoying mime in the process.

DB

Yeah, I know what happen

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:24 pm
by Apollonaris Zeus
I'm totally right on this as you well see!

That gay bastard, Adrian, fuck us all up the cunt!

Yeah, is that shocking, What I said, The gay Bastard!

Well, this totally fag guy, rag us out! Like gave us the tease with his totally gay tight ass that he paraded on the playa sucking us into his rag writing!

And he left us like we were an aborted feces plopped on the playa of want!

The thing is he was seduced by the Helen of Troy and suck all the queerness like the medusa suck the life out of a greek!

He went the other way. You know! That WAY- CUNT WAY!

Now we have no paper. We have no rag!

Fuck you Adrian and your Helen of Troy!

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:30 pm
by ibdave
aaaaaaa Well Ok Then..... :shock: :roll: :shock:

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:43 pm
by MozyBonz
Ugly Dougly wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:It's the peyote that makes Tecate taste funny.


Note to self:
The colorful moving wallpaper in the bathroom at the Mexican Seafood Restraint has something to do with the Tecate beer I was drinking with dinner. It wasn’t just really cool wallpaper. I was wondering why everyone was wiping off the top of the can before they opened it. I thought it was maybe the SHRIMP!
Mexican restaurants actually have very bland color schemes.

That should have been my second clue the wall melting should have been the first.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:16 pm
by thirt33n
brickmaster wrote:To everyone thinking of bringing Guiness. Try Murphy's instead. Its like guiness execpt way better. And its actually Irish. They brew it about ten miles from where I live.
Brick- I've been to your town. Partly a pilgrimage to the Murphy's brewery. Murphy's IS better. Tastes a little smokey/smooth. Beamish is a little boring compared to Murphy's(to me).

I'll take a Guinness anytime though....too. Then I'll take KV's Tecate for him. And beber los tecatos pendejos chupa me

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:33 am
by oFZo
Dusza Beben wrote:
oFZo wrote:
nexxtro9 wrote:heiniken
That's HEINEKEN, infidel!
Heineken...HEINEKEN?!!

FU*# THAT SH*T!!!

PABST BLUE RIBBON!

For post prohibition crap it's rather tasty on draught.

I will ponder the trees felld for playa rags over a nice gin and tonic with lime (must prevent the scurvy) whilst fossil fuel cannons belch glorious progress into the night sky hopefully taking out that annoying mime in the process.

DB
If only I could get PBR here :(
(wait a minute, the airport! I'll check tomorrow!)

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:21 am
by DaddyMassive
Stout drinkers are arseholes!

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:20 am
by thirt33n
DaddyMassive wrote:Stout drinkers are arseholes!

How's that double tall glass of stout taste?


Love you DaddyMarseive

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:38 am
by DaddyMassive
CAMRA jokes are evidently lost on you lot.
:P

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:40 am
by thirt33n
i knew it was a joke.