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a lightbulb fell out of the sky and hit an apple which scared the cow who kicked over the tiki torch that lit drano on fire and gave me this idea....

placement of theme camps should be determined by their actual locale...


just like Disturbia vs. Soft and Fluffy Zone

how about East Coast - West Coast....it fits right into the theme....

we can re-enact the whole biggie-tupac shit too...

i know you can smell how tasty this might roast up to be....

i just want to be assured, that this year, i dont have to go begging for sarcasm or dry wit...or somebody with a fucking watch set to the ONLY true time zone......EST.


i want to BATHE in tragic greek spitzer like bitter irony that IS the east coast, and feel like i never left home....


Astor Place was just the beginning, bitches....

This Year, Zabar's.

...so the Canadians get the trash fence?

.....not that I'm Canadian.

It's funny... New Yorkers all think New York is the center of the universe, and that everyone wishes they were there. West Coasters all think they've got it made and people are crazy to want to be east.

I've lived both places (I vote West!)

But I think we can all agree about Canada!

Captain Goddammit wrote:It's funny... New Yorkers all think New York is the center of the universe, and that everyone wishes they were there. West Coasters all think they've got it made and people are crazy to want to be east.

I've lived both places (I vote West!)

But I think we can all agree about Canada!

WEST IS BEST!

What happens to us Brits then, do we have to camp in Gerlach?

worse, you'll be in Denio, but they'll only let you stay if you can pronounce it correctly.



and yes, i blame canada for just about everything.

In the shape of a map of the US of A.

i got dibs on burning nebraska.

i hate nebraska, it tried to kill me, a couple of times.

those of you who have crossed the country on the 80 know the hell that is nebraska.

there are crosses, and some stars, not many, by the side of the highway where people stopped their car or truck, looked out into the cornfields that stretch in all directions, as far as the eye can see, forever and ever, and blew their fucking brains out from boredom.

i bought a black postcard in omaha...

just black....pitch black.....on the backside it said, "Omaha on a Busy Saturday Night"....


i hate ogalalla for reasons that i cannot speak of.





every time i make it to wyoming heading west or iowa heading east, i get out at the welcome center on the state line, and get down and kiss the ground that isnt nebraska, and thank god i am still alive and reasonably sane...



so if it is the shape of the usa, i assume the sheriff's will get hawaii, but somewhere out in the mid playa region will be the cornhusker state...

and i'm gonna burn it....

Nebraska, gateway to Kansas.

my state would only fit a couple of tents...... maybe a whole theme camp...

yeah, but you'll have the N.E. Mafioso AND the Portugese Fisherman in your Camp.

not to mention a favorable tax structure for buying used art cars.