Bitterman wrote:One giant motor home parking lot with no art, only the sound of generators and bad classic rock radio stations. Creative and imaginative art cars will be replaced with giant party barges all thumping out the Lollipop song. And all the beautiful costumed burners will be played by camel pack full of vodka wearing and maybe some blinky lights Woo Spring Break partaaaaay dudes and dudettes. (oh shit, that aint BM in twenty years...that was this year. Sorry.)
RedheadBarbie wrote:Anything repeated for 8 hours straight sucks.
In twenty years we'll have piped in water and electricity so no more port-a-potty madness or large rented generators as the BMORG found it was less expensive to simply lay in piping and electrical services from Gerlach. Electrical services are set up RV style to each street and you pay for your electricity -- imagine the revenue for BMORG and not having to lug your f-ing generator out each time!
Paved roads so as not to damage the playa further and a nice six lane highway leading out to Route 447 to facilitate easier entrances and exits for large 50' RV's.
Center Camp year round -- less tear down and set up.
Good Morning America does a morning show from Center Camp, sponsored by Peet's Coffee (mmm.. taste the freshness!)
The man doesn't actually burn anymore. Due to increased fuel shortages and resources, the man is constructed entirely out of plastic. Then on the appointed day, the man is lit up like a Christmas tree, the man is toppled, and then slowly the lights are dimmed to finally off. This will save BMORG nearly 3 million a year on fireworks and construction costs alone.
And like any good plastic christmas tree, it can be re-used year after year after year!
RedheadBarbie wrote:Anything repeated for 8 hours straight sucks. The trick with our neighbors who love tejano is to pull out the concert gear and go for the opera. We'll be better prepared next year.
Bitterman wrote:I don't know how you could've missed my "art" piece, it was the four giant erections spewing fire party barge blasting the Lolipop song on a loop for about 19 hours inna row. I was the guy riding on top with no pants, just dirty tee shirt and black sox. I might've tossed some Mardi Gras beads down to ya.
thirt33n wrote:e between 4 and 4:30??
Maybe we could start with long holographic streamers. And then lots of el wire.Ugly Dougly wrote:I know, it needs work.
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