Burningman in 20 years

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Post by BAS » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:00 pm

Hey, not bad for a "fixer-upper"! I think it needs a colorful coat of paint, sort of like the Partridge Family school bus...
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Re: Rock Lobster

Post by DaftBrian » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:06 pm

[quote="Steel Kitty"]Falk, that already happened. We had the misfortune (or were somehow damned in hell on the way there) of locating next to the "art" car covered in plush, cutesy toys blaring a repeating tracklist that included the venerable B-52's Rock Lobster. Over. And Over. And Over again for the entire fucking week.

Fuck. I hate that song with a passion now.

Oh, so back on topic.

In twenty years we'll have piped in water and electricity so no more port-a-potty madness or large rented generators as the BMORG found it was less expensive to simply lay in piping and electrical services from Gerlach. Electrical services are set up RV style to each street and you pay for your electricity -- imagine the revenue for BMORG and not having to lug your f-ing generator out each time!

Paved roads so as not to damage the playa further and a nice six lane highway leading out to Route 447 to facilitate easier entrances and exits for large 50' RV's.

Center Camp year round -- less tear down and set up.

Good Morning America does a morning show from Center Camp, sponsored by Peet's Coffee (mmm.. taste the freshness!)

The man doesn't actually burn anymore. Due to increased fuel shortages and resources, the man is constructed entirely out of plastic. Then on the appointed day, the man is lit up like a Christmas tree, the man is toppled, and then slowly the lights are dimmed to finally off. This will save BMORG nearly 3 million a year on fireworks and construction costs alone.
And like any good plastic christmas tree, it can be re-used year after year after year!

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Yeagggg, Camp Wannaburn was at the corner of 5:00 and H, after two hours we actually went over to the teddy-bear van folk and offered em some treats to never EVER play B-52's again. Good people though!
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Post by Sail Man » Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:08 pm

ZaphodBurner wrote:The WinterBurn, of course, will be ball-shrinking cold and although the water will be shallow there will be actual boats, and you will paddle or sail between camps or zip around on electric jet-skis, and there will be lots of complaints about no-wake violations, oil slicks (from soak, beer, etc).
Boats? Boats!! Woo Hoo, I am so there! :D

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Old geezers

Post by Taz » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:14 pm

A bunch of old men gawking at young women. Same as now.

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Post by 303jewels » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:23 pm

Bm in 20yrs time will hopefully be like Ibiza was 20 years ago.

20 years from now BM will probably be what Ibiza is now. THAT would be a shame!

Kinda think the key is in the 20 years thing?

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Re: Old geezers

Post by goathead » Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:01 pm

Taz wrote:A bunch of old men gawking at young women. Same as now.
Wasn't it that before?

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Post by Playa Tom » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:47 pm

In twenty years, because of the advancing age of the average burner, Bacon will be replaced with tapioca.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:27 pm

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Post by SilverOrange » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:41 am

I heard the theme in 2029 will be Extinction.

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Post by ChillyFire » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:17 am

20 years from now, burning man will not be on our minds, us being transcended beings of light and all.
but burning man in three years, 2012, now thats something to talk about.
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Post by Gizmo » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:41 am

falk wrote:
RedheadBarbie wrote:Anything repeated for 8 hours straight sucks.
Truth. Next year, I'm bringing a loud sound system and a Best of John Denver album and letting those all-night techno-ravers have a taste of their own medicine while they're trying to sleep off the previous night.
My play list includes...
America, Horse With No Name
Capt. and Tennile, Muskrat Love
Barry Manilow, Greatest Hits (heavy on the Mandy)
William Shatner, Lucy In The Sky, and Tamborine Man
Zamphir, Master of the Pan Flute
Wild Man Fischer
Captain Beefheart, Trout Mask Replica
Mrs. Miller's Greatest Hits (CBS 1972) Imagine Mayberry's Aunt Bee singing These Boots Are Made For Walking as off-key opera
Slim Whitman's Greatest Hits (oh, if only his music had the same effect on Ravers that it has on Martians)

Looking for new additions if you have any suggestions.
It's not because I'm old. Your music actually does suck.

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Re: Burningman in 20 years

Post by HEADBANDMAN » Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:58 pm

Four year later it is still going and so am I. My first son it just about to be born and in in sixteen years I can take him to the that Burning Man that will still be going I guess.

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Re: Burningman in 20 years

Post by BBadger » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:13 am

Uh thanks for resurrecting this 4-year-old thread just to tell us that.
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Re: Burningman in 20 years

Post by Roark » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:29 am

If Gizmo is still taking song requests, just about anything from Yoko Ono's (blessedly short) solo career would be large-caliber ammo for your acoustic guns. :mrgreen:

Headbandman: congrats on your little Burner!!!
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Re: Burningman in 20 years

Post by TomServo » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:59 am

HEADBANDMAN wrote:What will burning man be like in twenty years?
Smaller than 4th of Juplaya.
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

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