Queer events on the playa

NeonBunny · Post by **NeonBunny** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:42 pm

Hoping to compile a list for all my homo friends out there. Queer events on the playa, both guys, girls, and trans too.

List them here!

NeonBunny · Post by **NeonBunny** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:04 pm

A queer dance party for both boys and girls.

Plus, this will be the first queer event (that I know of) that will be on the Esplanade. Come make history with us!

At Camp Zoom, Esplanade @ 7:30

The Homo Depot
Wednesday, 9:00pm - 3am (or until we feel like it)

Big Tools, Hardwood, Nuts & Bolts.
don't do it yourself - join us!
A night for queer boys and girls, and all friendly playasexuals.
Drill it!
mind-melding, steel welding, ass-pounding electro @ techno by dj's NeonBunny, Lord Kook, Pup, Dragn'Fly and more tba!
Nail It!
wear your tool belt and construction gloves, or just a zip-tie, some duct tape, and a hard hat
Screw It!
Screwdrivers at the re-bar

Camp Zoom!
Esplanade @ 7:30

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:23 pm

Dr Dilemma · Post by **Dr Dilemma** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:03 pm

We're creating an (unregistered) camp called Paradise Motel. We're using a combination of tarp, textured paper, Astroturf, signage, pink flamingoes, and EL wire to create a motel "off Route 666" -- kitchy 60's motel off of a highway, the kind of thing that's a slice of Americana. Given the "paradise" theme we were hoping to stick with trance music -- You can hear some sample sets here:

http://djstudlycaps.com/

We will be doing some daytime sets and serving sno cones from our Sno Cone machine. We will have an extra special gift for anyone that brings us a (sealed) bag of ice! We aren't sure yet where we will camp, so look for our sign!

If you want to take a peek, here is our wiki:
http://djstudlycaps.com/groups/burningman/

But oh yeah, if you can't tell from the Wiki, we're a bunch of 'mos. (Pink flamingos and Trance, ya think?!?)

NeonBunny · Post by **NeonBunny** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:08 pm

Nice...

And yes! Also add queer camps and destinations, in addition to events!

NeonBunny · Post by **NeonBunny** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:57 pm

Found this list that someone had compiled:

Event: Make a Playa Hat
Description: Look cool and stylish in your handpainted & decorated playa hat made of recycled materials.
A BRC tradition. You'll be the envy of your camp.
Date: Daily
Start Time: 9:00 AM
Duration: 4:00
category
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Celestial Bodies

Event: Men's Underwear Painting
Description: Male models in all sizes needed.
Artist provides new, clean underwear for models to wear while he works on each creation. Paint & ink designs to impress your friends.
Come early to avoid the line - this is always a popular
Event!
Date: Daily
Start Time: 9:00 AM
Duration: 4:00
category: cat: Daily
Events
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Celestial Bodies

Event: Homoerotic Figure Drawing Workshop
Description: Come be inspired by beautiful live models, posing individually and in groups. Poses will vary from the sensuous to the erotic. Pose time will
vary, with 5 minute breaks every 20 minutes. Drawing materials provided, or bring your own. No cameras!
Date: Daily
Start Time: 10:00 AM
Duration: 2:00
category: cat: Classes/Workshops
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Comfort & Joy

Event: Celestial Bodies Lounge / Bar
Description: Meet new people,enjoy groovy tunes & titilating conversation and sip on a Playa Cosmo in our cool lounge and chill space.
See and hear local BRC talent daily 3-5pm (American Scream).
Join us for the Miss UnAmerica Pageant Friday at 1pm.
Visit, play with, and contribute to our Freedom Bell Garden.
Let Freedom Ring!
Date: Daily
Start Time: 1:00 PM
Duration
category
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Celestial Bodies

Event: AA/12-step meeting "Queers, Plain Crackpots and Fallen Women"
Description: Camp Stella is hosting AA-format 12-step meetings with sharing on all recovery (Any-A). These are open meetings and all are welcome.
Please join us to support your own sobriety, support a friend, or just find out more about sober life on the playa.
ABOUT US:
Camp Stella is a Burning Man theme camp of diverse queer and queer friendly folks who have agreed to experience Burning Man clean and
sober for the duration of the
Event.
Date: Daily
Start Time: 3:00 PM
Duration: 1:00
category: cat: AA Meeting
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Camp Stella

Event: American Scream
Description: Come scream your applause for your favorite BRC talent. Artists and performers are invited to share / show off their lounge acts at the great
American Scream talent review. Are you a live music performer, magician, juggler, comedian, or a performance artist in search of a small
intimate lounge atmosphere? Camp Celestial Bodies offers a low platform stage a CD / iPod ready sound system, PA, mixer, mics, and
speakers. Sign up early for your spot on stage. Drop-ins also encouraged.
Date: Daily
Start Time: 3:00 PM
Duration: 2:00
category: cat: Performance
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Celestial Bodies

Event: Manscaping Madness
Description: Weed-whack that bush! Let our queer stylists trim you right, or give yourself a fabulous new look with our tools. Volunteers needed: just show
up early with your own clippers or safety scissors!
Date: Monday, August 25, 2008
Start Time: 1:00 PM
Duration: 2:00
category
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Comfort & Joy

Event: Yoga Sexy Flexy
Description: Flowing sequences and held poses to move your hips in strange and exciting ways. Come over to the dark side. Intermediate level.
Date: Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Start Time: 9:00 AM
Duration: 1:30
category: cat: Classes/Workshops
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Comfort and Joy

Event: Queer Poly Discussion Group
Description: Polyamorous relationships have been around since humans dragged knuckles on the ground. This workshop will help you make sense of these
loving relationships, how they work, how they don't work and how open communication can make all the difference.
If you're poly, queer, both, neither or need to be mindful of one or the other or both, this is the place to share, listen and learn. Join us!
Hosted by Comfort & Joy, with help from the experienced, friendly folks at Poly Paradise.
Date: Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Start Time: 11:00 AM
Duration: 1:00
category: cat: Classes/Workshops
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Comfort & Joy

Event: Manscaping Madness
Description: Weed-whack that bush! Let our queer stylists trim you right, or give yourself a fabulous new look with our tools. Volunteers needed: just show
up early with your own clippers or safety scissors! Stick around... today Manscaping Madness is immediately followed by an Erotic Massage
Workshop at 2pm.
Date: Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Start Time: 1:00 PM
Duration: 1:00
category
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Comfort & Joy

Event: Lesbian / Bi / F2M / M2F Cocktail Party
Description: Come to Beaverton and 'meet and greet' other queer women over some cocktails. Lesbian / Bi / Transgendered (M2F or F2M).
Date: Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Start Time: 5:00 PM
Duration: 3:00
category
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Freedom Community

Event: Lesbian / Bi / F2M / M2F Cocktail Party
Description: Come to Beaverton and 'meet and greet' other queer women over some cocktails. Lesbian / Bi / Transgendered (M2F or F2M).
Date: Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Start Time: 5:00 PM
Duration: 3:00
category
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Freedom Community

Event: BRC Gay Pride Parade
Description: First ever Gay Pride parade, 8am line up, starts at 9am. Come show your Gay Pride support for our entire community with friends, family and
supporters. We'll start at our camp,parade thru the entire BRC and end at the Man. Bring your water, playawear, costumes, Pride flags and
come show your Gay American Pride and Dream of Freedom for all our Community.
Date: Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Start Time: 8:00 AM
Duration: 3:00
category: cat: Parades
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Moonbow Camp

Event: Yoga for Warriors
Description: A flow yoga class exploring eight warrior poses. Let every man stand true to his gun / for the Lord knows who must die. Intermed level.
Date: Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Start Time: 9:00 AM
Duration: 1:30
category: cat: Classes/Workshops
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Comfort and Joy

Event: Queer Poly Discussion Group
Description: Let's talk about open relationships, how they work, how they don't work and how loving, open communication makes all the difference. Come
share your story, ask questions, and learn from others around you.
Hosted by Comfort & Joy, with help from the experienced, friendly folks at Poly Paradise.
Date: Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Start Time: 11:00 AM
Duration: 1:00
category: cat: Classes/Workshops
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Comfort & Joy

Event: Queers and Beers: A Gender Talk
Description: Join the women of Camp Beaverton for a cocktail party discussion about gender, sexuality, identity and the creation of safe-spaces for women.
All expressions of queer identity are welcome to participate in the discussion.
We want to open a dialogue with queers on the playa about how to create and honor a safe-space for the free expression of queer women
while maintaining the spirit of inclusion. How does your gender affect your personal expression? How does your identity fit in with or defy the
term "woman?" What is important to you to feel safe? Who gets to be a part in the creation of a safe-space?
Join us for a casual talk about these and other issues- and meet other savvy queers! This
Event precedes our Strap-On-A-Thon- our queer
women's play party. This will be a chance to meet other people and share your story and opinion before throwing down (should you choose
to!).
Date: Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Start Time: 7:00 PM
Duration: 2:00
category
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: FreedomCommunity @ Camp Beaverton- Beaver Den

Event: Queer dj dance night
Description: Open to everyone, we'll be bringing you some of the best gay and lesbian dj's on the playa, for this one night only
Event. From breaks to
house to electro to whatever they want to play. From our sound system to your feet, come get your dance on.
Date: Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Start Time: 9:00 PM
Duration: 6:00
category: cat: Music
Events
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Zoom!

Event: Strap-On-A-Thon! A Women-Only Erotic Play Party
Description: Women who love women, come together! Indulge your curiosity and your desires by joining the queer women of Camp Beaverton in our
women-only space for an evening of sensual and erotic play. This is a women-and-trans-only, sex-positive
Event. Getting verbal consent
before you touch anyone is required, and voyeurism is participation! Latex, safer sex supplies, costumes and open minds encouraged. For
those interested in discussing what "women only" means, come early to the Gender Talk Cocktail Party preceding the
Event where we'll talk
about radical inclusion, gender identity, and the creation of safe-spaces- all while flirting with other savvy hotties.
Date: Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Start Time: 9:00 PM
Duration: 3:00
category
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Freedom Community : Beaverton

Event: Burner Vision by III
Description: This midnight show reinvents theater with colorful live glitterqueer cabaret performances blended with visuals remixed by III. Stick around
afterwards & dance all night in a sultry, sex positive shortbus-style environment.
Date: Thursday, August 28, 2008
Start Time: 12:00 AM
Duration: 1:00
category: cat: Performance
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Comfort & Joy

Event: Burner Vision by III
Description: This midnight show reinvents theater with colorful live glitterqueer cabaret performances blended with visuals remixed by III. Stick around
afterwards & dance all night in a sultry, sex positive shortbus-style environment.
Date: Thursday, August 28, 2008
Start Time: 12:00 AM
Duration: 1:00
category: cat: Performance
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Comfort & Joy

Event: Cat Show & Tell
Description: Playa blues got you down? Needing a mid-week lift? Missing your feline friend? Come share what makes your cat the most special cat in the
whole entire universe.
Date: Thursday, August 28, 2008
Start Time: 12:00 PM
Duration: 1:00
category
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Comfort and Joy

Event: Cat Show and Tell
Description: Playa blues got you down? Missing your feline friend? Come share what makes your cat the most special cat in the whole entire universe.
Date: Thursday, August 28, 2008
Start Time: 12:00 PM
Duration: 1:00
category
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Comfort and Joy

Event: CRITICAL DICKS !!
Description: Get revenge on those pesky photographers !!
The Critical Dicks March welcomes all genders: Male, Female, Transsexual, Intersexual, Pansexual, Gay, Bi, Straight, and Bent. However, if
you are not naturally blessed with a dick, please bring a long a reasonable fucsimile.
Stand proud and erect as you march through the streets of Black Rock City! Cast of the cruel duds of oppression! You have nothing to lose but
your shame!
(although this is not the Shirtcockers Parade, shirtcockers are welcome also).
Date: Thursday, August 28, 2008
Start Time: 12:00 PM
Duration: 2:00
category: cat: Parades
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: The Booby Bar. @ In front of the Man

Event: No-Holds-Barked Wrestling
Description: The Astropups brings you the fourth explosive season of hot wrestling action. From Freestyle, Greco-Roman, Submission, Pro-fantasy to No
Holds Barred fighting, it's all there at Astropups.
It doesn't matter if you are Male, Female, Hetro, Bi, Gay or Transgendered a all are welcome. If haven't found a partner, you'll be paired with
someone of similar experience, weight and style of fighting. Co-ed matches will be encouraged and the last hour you can relish in nude
wrestling.
Bring a towel, we'll bring the oil. Get ready for some hot, sweaty, muscled action! You must accept the inherent risks (and pleasures) of full
body-to-body wrestling action. No cameras without express permission
Date: Thursday, August 28, 2008
Start Time: 2:00 PM
Duration
category: cat: Daily
Events
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Astropups

Event: Project Runway Toilet Paper Couture
Description: If you were the kid who couldn't keep the scissors out of his (or her)hands, we want to talk to you. We are asking you to put your best creative
eye to crafting toilet paper couture (all to be recycled and hawkishly watched by our moop-team) in 10 minutes, which will be fiercely flaunted
in a model walkoff, and judged by a jury of three flamboyant and fabulous judges. You bring the talent, and we'll show you how the rest falls
in to place. Are you in, or auf? Prizes and
a career in toilet-paper couture will be awarded.
Date: Thursday, August 28, 2008
Start Time: 3:00 PM
Duration
category: cat: Daily
Events
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Astropups

Event: AA for Queers
Description: This open meeting is for burners in any & all recovery (Any-A), especially queers. How's the week going? Let's talk about it.
Date: Thursday, August 28, 2008
Start Time: 7:00 PM
Duration: 1:00
category: cat: AA Meeting
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Comfort & Joy

Event: Plain Ordinary Whoopee Party (a casual mixer of sober burners)
Description: Please join us for a casual mixer of sober burners from around the playa and around the world. Whether you're a "friend of Bill" or a friend of
Stella, please stop by to enjoy a beverage and get to know some amazing, beautiful people.
ABOUT US:
Camp Stella is a Burning Man theme camp of diverse queer and queer friendly folks who have agreed to experience Burning Man clean and
sober for the duration of the
Event.
Date: Thursday, August 28, 2008
Start Time: 8:00 PM
Duration: 4:00
category
Hosted by / Location: hosted by: Camp Stella

Event: Society de La Playa Debutante Ball
Description: â€œSociety de La Playa Debutante Ballâ€

MissNev · Post by **MissNev** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:44 pm

Gee. I'm feeling left out. I certainly wouldn't attend an event that advertised "Straight Event." I prefer the events that welcome everyone. How about Queer Friendly.

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:09 pm

For what it's worth, the Bureau of Erotic Discourse (B.E.D.) playshops are friendly events for all gender, orientation, and kink combinations. For more info about us, see:

http://www.bureauoferoticdiscourse.org/

Come as you are or come as you aren't. It's your choice.

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:02 pm

MissNev wrote:Gee. I'm feeling left out. I certainly wouldn't attend an event that advertised "Straight Event." I prefer the events that welcome everyone. How about Queer Friendly.

I agree. Isn't the whole Burning Man hootenanny thing a big stick in the cycloptic eye of intolerance? For christssake, it started in SF. If BRC is not all inclusive, then "all inclusive" might be unattainable to us humans right now. What do I know? I live in Oaktown. Maybe I got it all wrong.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:26 am

WE'RE STRAIGHT, DONT HATE, JUST BECAUSE WE PROCREATE

NeonBunny · Post by **NeonBunny** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:09 pm

Thanks for the online gay-bashing everyone.

It's times like this that I am reminded that society has a long ways to go, and that there is still a strong need for gay, lesbian, bi, and transgendered events in our communities.

And please keep in mind that if there are events that do not interest you, you are not required to attend. Instead of slamming those who attend to produce and share these events, why not just ignore them rather than bashing them with hate?

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:21 pm

Hey, Are there any Potato events on the playa this year?
<--- Hot Gay Spud looking for a good time !!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:27 pm

NeonBunny wrote:Thanks for the online gay-bashing everyone.

It's times like this that I am reminded that society has a long ways to go, and that there is still a strong need for gay, lesbian, bi, and transgendered events in our communities.

And please keep in mind that if there are events that do not interest you, you are not required to attend. Instead of slamming those who attend to produce and share these events, why not just ignore them rather than bashing them with hate?

WTF are you talking about? There isn't any gay bashing in this thread.
Humorless over-sensitive people that find trouble where there was none are the ones who have a long way to go!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:44 pm

I see the whole event rather queer

joemomma · Post by **joemomma** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:21 pm

probably already said but......"wonder how a straight only" event would play out..... keep in mind I plan on attending many "gay" events... you guys/girls rock at parties!!!!!!!!!

retcynm · Post by **retcynm** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:08 pm

Hello, long time listener, first time caller.

Looking through the listings provided by neonbunny and others, I don't see any restrictions listed as to whom might attend. I don't see "Homos Only!" in any of them. It is simply a listing of events for people with a common interest.

Are there not other listings in these very forums for "party camps", "roomy camps", and camps dedicated to different genres of music? If I make a posting asking where the steampunk-themed camps are, or were I can go to hang out with people making MVs, I don't think I'm oppressing the people who aren't into steampunk or MVs.

At none of the queer themed event's that I attended last year did I see any Sexual Preference Checkpoints restricting anyones access. Your fears of oppression are are not based in fact. If you want to come and dance and party with the queers, well come on! You're not going to find better music.

Just don't freak out when you do get cruised, or even when you don't!

I do have to say that I didn't feel that any actual "gay bashing" was going on here, mostly misunderstanding, misinterpretation, possibly a lack of awareness, but no malevolence. But please, the queers aren't massing at the borders, ready to take your children and your drugs.

Well, not your children.

....really though, save your outrage for some of the numerous very real threats to us and the world that are out there. War. Genocide. Global climate collapse.

I read in an earlier post somewhere that there might be hippies out there.

That's who you need to worry about.

-Lucille

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:55 pm

Not queer here, but hopefully a friend. Lucille, your response was both insightful and humbling, and I think anyone reading will find your intellect a resource for future conversation.

Neonbunny, if I offended you, then I simply ask you to accept my apology. I am sorry if you found offense in my words. I certainly did not mean to offend anyone. I believe you would find solace in my deeds.

Dr Dilemma · Post by **Dr Dilemma** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:41 pm

Amen and thank you Lucille.

Now, can we please NOT let this thread get hijacked by the trolls!

NeonBunny, thanx so much for the list, I've put each and every event into my iPhone calender and will make sure to show up to each and every one, on time! Well, at least the non-vulva ones. Oh and I suppose there is only so many times you can trim your stuff in a week.

I did have to ask tho about the Gay Pride Parade at 8 AM... I can only say I'll TRY to be awake ... =8-)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:51 am

yep, i'm a gay basher..yesiree....yup....uh-huh.....sure, whatever makes you feel good.

neon bunny, you are so blindsighted to your own prejudice of STRAIGHTS that you cant see the faggots thru the sticks....(oh, that was good....shivering with punny delight)

dont catergorize, dont put up the pink velvet rope, and i wont make fun of your exclusive behaviour.

otherwise, you're just another narrow-minded demographic group who keeps to their own and hides away in a Ghetto of Medley's by HALL AND OATES.

get Over yourself, Mary.

retcynm · Post by **retcynm** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:31 am

Um, Simon? Did you happen to read the preceding post? The one that makes it quite clear that no one is being excluded from anything?

Once again, carefully read through the listings provided by neonbunny. No where are any of these events listed as being exclusive to fagz/queerz/dykes/trannies, or anything else. If your interested, come. If not, don't.

Yes, it might be said that neonbunny reacted strongly to the piteous wails of oppression that were echoing about in here all of a sudden. I certainly can't personally imagine what might cause a person who grew up/came out in this society as gay/queer (as I am infering that neonbunny has) might be sensitized to this kind of nonsense.</sarcasm>

Heterophobia is in no way excluding you from attending any of the listed events. At this point, the only thing doing that is your apparent inability to see some homos getting together as anything other than some kind of threat. We don't have any pink, velvet ropes holding you back.

The idea of fitting you with some sort of decorative-yet-functional gag certainly does have it's attractions, though.

;)

-Lucille
Chief Caffinatrix for Comfort & Joy

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:43 am

doubled up...sorry.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:49 am

i was being sarcastic, as i tend to be, and no harm was meant...

my point is that we are all BURNERS.....not gay burners, not east coast burners, not military burners, not goth burners, not gay military goth burners, not gay hippy burners, not goth hippy burners, not goth rave pyro military burners, not Jewish burners, or Greek Burners or Black blue or Purple Burners...

Just Burners....

leave your classifications at home.

"Hoping to compile a list for all my homo friends out there. "

how about just "friends"

Invite all, dont discriminate, and i wont be such a cunt about it.

ps....queers dont hold a deathgrip on style, fashion or music...interior decorating, maybe...

You're not going to find better music.

yeah, thats what liberace said too...

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:14 am

I know some straight people who like it in the ass.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:18 am

I saw an episode of The Jerry Springer Show, and the topic was "Transvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy was on with his "girlfriend," and he was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought so, and so did I. But it got me thinking about what is and isn't gay.

Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a women is straight. Even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock," is straight.

Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight.

Gyms are always gay, because afterwards, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay.

Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It is neither straight nor gay. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more other women only is staright.

Here's an interesting one: Kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy is gay.

See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know their gay... they fuck my shit right up.

Like a guy calls me up and says, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."

Ok, you got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants youv'e ever seen, even if you're saying to him "Suck it, bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore!" that's gay.

Conversely, if a woman straps on a dildo, and you're dressed like a woman, and you're sucking her cock, and she's saying, "You like it, don't you? You like sucking my dick you little fucking faggot," and then she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "You love it you little pussy boy! You love getting fucked in the ass. I'll bet you wish I was a man! I'll bet you wish this was a real cock, you fucking faggot!" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before, that's still straight.

But then, if you go off to the bar, and discuss this, or any other sexual experience with guys, that's gay.

Here's the most interesting one. Sucking a guys cock can, under certain rare cirumstances, be staright. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is that whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for an entire night... you know, the kind of stuff that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time. And you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy. That's not gay. I don't know exactly why, but it isn't.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:07 am

What about prison??

and by that I mean... you might be able to get some free psycological counseling there.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:25 am

wow....Simon! I got hot just reading that!

But what is my sexual affiliation?

How bout this gang.....Im sexual. period.
Ive kissed a girl and Ive kissed a guy.

I refuse to have someone label me.
label the bread. thank you. its a wonder.

I know that the "gay" population out in default world isnt treated very nice, is frowned upon and is downright the receiver of alot of pure hate crimes.

But remember where your posting my gay/straight friends...this is EPlaya...this is HOME! We dont discriminate!We love everyone...unbiased!
com'er...let me love you!

see you soon...in utopia!

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:37 am

ever kiss a potato? te hehehehehe

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:41 am

hehheeeee
no...but Ive Frenched a Fry before...was pretty sloppy on my first try , but I got conciderably better with lots of practice!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:43 am

pinemom wrote:wow....Simon! I got hot just reading that!

But what is my sexual affiliation?

How bout this gang.....Im sexual. period.
Ive kissed a girl and Ive kissed a guy.

I refuse to have someone label me.
label the bread. thank you. its a wonder.

I know that the "gay" population out in default world isnt treated very nice, is frowned upon and is downright the receiver of alot of pure hate crimes.

But remember where your posting my gay/straight friends...this is EPlaya...this is HOME! We dont discriminate!We love everyone...unbiased!
com'er...let me love you!

see you soon...in utopia!

woops....

But remember where your posting my gay/straight friends...this is EPlaya...this is HOME! We dont discriminate, We SNARK everyone equally!!We love everyone...unbiased!
com'er...let me love you!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:37 am

thanks pinemom for clarifying....and also i would like to credit King Missile with the above lyrics, for "gay not gay"...i just assumed everyone would get the reference...silly me.

i am not what you think i am, and i guess my snark goes over/under your heads sometimes, and that is all fine and good.

but i refuse to be labeled also, and i find a particular distaste for those people that want to be intergrated into mainstream society legally, yet are exclusive socially and otherwise.

it is like a certain group of semites treating another group of semites as bad or worse then they were treated not too long ago...i wont name names.

so, to end it with a snarky one-liner, how about this...

"What? You suck a couple a dicks and all of a sudden you're a Faggot?"

Ba-dum-dum......snare...

ps....and dont tell me i cant listen to the techno version of Barbie Girl while i'm tuning my motorcycle cuz it's gay, cuz it's not....weird maybe...but not gay.

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