What is the policy on Speedos in BRC?

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What is the policy on Speedos in BRC?

Post by Kimo » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:31 pm

Hopefully BRC is more receptive to this classic form of attire then they are back in Cape May NJ!

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Post by steveboy » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:33 pm

It is as permissible to wear speedos at Burning Man as it is to point and laugh at them.

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Post by ygmir » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:35 pm

Speedo?
I think I'd just get a regular dust mask for the money. Probably filter better, too.......
Unless, you're going to keep it moistened.........
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Post by Laughing Forest » Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:56 pm

[quote]What is the policy on Speedos in BRC?[/quote]

I [i]believe[/i] the only policy still remaining is that anyone weighing more than 320 lbs is strongly discouraged

But I could be wrong.

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Post by MerkinMan » Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:02 pm

[quote="Laughing Forest"][quote]What is the policy on Speedos in BRC?[/quote]

I [i]believe[/i] the only policy still remaining is that anyone weighing more than 320 lbs is strongly discouraged

But I could be wrong.[/quote]

I dunno...I'm well under 320, but I'm still not subjecting anyone to having to look at me in a Speedo. It's my way of insuring ocular safety to my fellow burners.
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Post by Cassidy » Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:15 pm

HA HA - that reminds me...

last year a guy, weighing about that much, rode around on his bike nekkid as nekkid could be. even if he was wearing speedos, I wouldn't have been able to see them. but he did have a VERY even tan by the end of the week.

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Post by Absolut Jeenyus » Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:55 pm

Hahaha I love Jon Stewart... I do not love speedos...
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Post by somekind » Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:56 pm

I rode around naked last year and was surprised how comfortable it is.
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Post by unjonharley » Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:18 pm

I rode around neked last year.. Until some said" look at that sack of door nobs on that bike"

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Post by BitterDan » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:38 pm

Actually it is against the rules to wear a speedo at burning man. Read your ticket, sheesh!
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:52 pm

unjonharley wrote:I rode around neked last year.. Until some said" look at that sack of door nobs on that bike"
That was me, but that wasn't what I said you were a sack of.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:39 pm

ygmir wrote:Speedo?
I think I'd just get a regular dust mask for the money. Probably filter better, too.......
Unless, you're going to keep it moistened.........
OK.
Hold still!
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Post by chiefdanfox » Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:56 pm

What if yer Speedo is a one piece?

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Post by MissNev » Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:41 pm

I'm all for anything that looks good at Burning Man...or if nothing looks good.
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Post by Kimo » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:19 pm

Thanks for all of your input on this subject matter. After careful consideration I've decided to wear a loin cloth instead. Fuck the ball squishing speedo - I'm gonna let my junk dangle - just as my ancestors did. After all, this is the American Dream. :idea:

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Post by ygmir » Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:42 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
ygmir wrote:Speedo?
I think I'd just get a regular dust mask for the money. Probably filter better, too.......
Unless, you're going to keep it moistened.........
OK.
Hold still!
Kinky fucker.

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Post by MissNev » Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:37 pm

Even better! I've always thought the loin cloth to be such a neglected fashion! That and cod pieces. I've made loin cloths for my camp mates. Love it!
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