A P O K I L I P T I K A

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:22 pm

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Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:29 pm

Exactly.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:30 pm

This is the least amount of effort I've had to put into conquest in ages!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:57 pm

*** LEMMONGRAD SECURITY MESSAGE******

*The people are yearning......*
*Discontent and anarchy may be on the horizon.....*

The forces of Lemmongrad and Labverks remnants, have been working furiously around the clock......

We present...........................

A Robotic image to hold the people together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A few kinks need to be worked out....... Eeeen Spache.........

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:25 pm

you ever noticed how people move in a distinctive way , you can identify most people you know by their movement even if you canâ€™t see who it is,...... the robot kernul moves like Pinemom does these days ,... just sayâ€™en

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:30 pm

Zulegoona wrote:you ever noticed how people move in a distinctive way , you can identify most people you know by their movement even if you canâ€™t see who it is,...... the robot kernul moves like Pinemom does these days ,... just sayâ€™en

Hehehe... makes me laugh.......

OK.... Seriously, don't give away state secrets...hehehehe.....

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:43 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:*** LEMMONGRAD SECURITY MESSAGE******

*The people are yearning......*
*Discontent and anarchy may be on the horizon.....*

We present...........................

A Robotic image to hold the people together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A few kinks need to be worked out....... Eeeen Spache.........

A nice touch with the apropriate distractions to keep the people from noticing the inconsistencies in the robot. But perhaps the distractions should be a little less suttle?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:51 pm

Zulegoona wrote:you ever noticed how people move in a distinctive way , you can identify most people you know by their movement even if you canâ€™t see who it is,...... the robot kernul moves like Pinemom does these days ,... just sayâ€™en

(whispers) Youve seen it too, Zule? It's creeping me out. Can you take a look at my readings, they don't make any sense.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:15 am

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:51 am

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:35 pm

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:11 am

Z, I think there's a problem with base security and Apokiliptika's systems have been infiltrated. The databases are suspect...and appear to have propaganda inserted to throw you off track. That image can't possibly be from 2003.

The aircraft in the background is an Airbus A-380 superjumbo. Per the Airbus website, cross-referenced against Wikipedia and Aviation and Space magazine, the maiden flight of the A-380 was on April 25th, 2005. In 2003 the A-380 was nothing more than a bunch of parts and some modest assemblies coming together on a factory floor.

Apokiliptika needs to launch an immediate check of all it's databases to see just how bad the infiltration is.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:07 am

Thank you K, your comment enabled us to track the inaccurately dated photo to a data entry group, unable to ascertain the individual responsible or if it was the result of a typo or sabotage the whole unit was eliminated and their apartments made available to more deserving workers just in time for Christmas.

Yup itâ€™s easy to see why Blood red is one of the Christmas colors.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:15 am

...then again, maybe the Kernul finally perfected the mk.II time travel device, capable of bringing truly massive things (like an Airbus-380) back through time...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:32 am

Oh well, we donâ€™t have to pay the eliminated workers a holiday rations bonus and can use their apartments as a bonus for the new workers and there is nothing like a good purge to reinforce loyalty to the cause.

Kind of like the American Businessman's Dream

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:51 pm

Cry Blitzkrieg!

... and the final death rattle:

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Plastic G'zus · Post by **Plastic G'zus** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:02 am

Just a thought. If the Kernel is traveling time and changing things, it is possible that he could create paradoxes that would disrupt the fabric of reality. This would bring Doom not just to the earth, but the entire universe. With the right changes, he could even Doom the universe retroactively. If this is his plan, and my calculations are correct, the world should be ending about two months ago. What genius!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:57 pm

Plastic G'zus wrote:...If...my calculations are correct, the world should be ending about two months ago....

...This explains why I cannot find my glasses....

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:05 pm

Signs of the Kernul found in Norway...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:08 pm

I hope the Kernel doesn't travel back in time and end up as a bog person.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:53 am

......I do not know how long I can broadcast from here... but I will get messages out from my captivity for as long as I can.

The Imperialist Pig Dog Americans have not yet discovered my backpack transmitter device. It is true testament to glorious engineering of the Motherland and Her advances in microenginering.

My living conditions are horrendous. They claim to treat prisoners with basic human rights yet I am forced to sleep on what they call a "bed". For water in bathroom, I do not get to pull my own water from well so I can see its purity, I have to trust in Imperialist devices that shoot water from the wall into porcelain buckets that empty themselves and there is roll of confession writing paper next to the toilet.

The true evilness of these Western Bastards is revealed in their forced propaganda machine. On a screen almost as wide as I am tall, there are 472 channels of Western Imperialist propaganda 24 hours a day. It is horrendous. The decadence... the gluttony... the unspeakable mindless violence... and all of it forced upon the poor prisoner in something called Dolby Digital 7.1. It sounds as if you are actually there. Being swallowed into the images beamed into the room.

It is madness.

And, my Comrades. There is no Wodka here. Only Yankee Whiskey and beer.

...AH! I hear them coming. Today si the day they were going to "take me out" and torture me in something called "golf". I hate to admit it Comrades, but we have seriously underestimated the evilness of these Imperialist Pigs.

I will broadcast again soon I hope.

Captain Smashy, out.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:48 am

Stay strong, dear Cap'n! All of our forces are committed to the rescue of our dear leader, then you will be freed from your oppression. Just play along with the enemy and don't miss your T time!

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:51 am

Smashy, if you don't quiet down we'll be forced to give you four meals a day & send the belly dancers in to entertain you. Now be quiet & read your Hunter S. Thompson books.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:17 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I hope the Kernel doesn't travel back in time and end up as a bog person.

OMG, that's so funny , I just choked on my corndog....

(or was I supposed to choke on the corndog ? why am I getting all these migraines, and why is my missing fingertip growing back ?)

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:47 pm

Happy Birthday, Kernul Killbuck-- wherever you've got to!

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:05 pm

MEMORANDUM

APOK WESTERN COMMAND

The search for clues to the disappearance of the Beloved Despot must continue. No bottle of chemicals must be left unsearched!

Or local agent goes undercover in local chemical munitions depots. Disguised as a member of the Russian Mafia.

Many interesting bottles of chemicals were found. Labeled in strange colors and interesting wording.

Once again, due to the difficulty of inspecting and testing the chemicals in all the bottles a cadre of local experts were recruited.
The bottled labeled "Stoli Vanilla" revealed a clue leading to a far away and distant land, that of Madagascar.
Could the Beloved Despot be held captive there?

Further research will need to be conduction. Volunteers and experimental victims will be accepted, excellent benefits!

Martini Steve
APOK WESTERN COMMAND
CHEMICAL WEAPONS DIVISION

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:10 pm

StevenGoodman wrote: a clue leading to a far away and distant land, that of Madagascar.
Could the Beloved Despot be held captive there?

*gulp* I hope the man eating lemurs don't get him!

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:16 pm

A man eating lemurs must have some primate urges.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:11 pm

You got the ring on the tail with that one, Bob.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:36 pm

Warning: incoming brain-music virus

"I like to move it, move it.