A P O K I L I P T I K A

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:42 am

That cake will cost you exactly, one pair of good goggles, a joint and two grabs of your wifes tits.
You want milk with that cake... that'll cost ya Use of your MV, and a good goosing to your wife.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:18 am

What if it's a poundcake?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:25 am

moist or dry?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:34 am

depends on the hammer.

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:07 pm

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a slice of your cake today.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:24 pm

/me runs in and steals the cake and leaves a pie

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:50 pm

My question is this...

I have approached Kiwi54 via PM about tickets to KB08.

He is ignoring me.

I think... he is truly AFRAID of APOKILIPTIKA being in Kiwi land.

I have PM'd him 3 times. Can you say...

Back to the poultry pens with ye?? Afraid to see us on YER turf?? What, the paddock too precious?? Or is it... fear???... Fear of our domination?

Have a happy doom...
because we... yes, we KNOW!

bb

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:39 am

Update... it appears we have a reply...

heh heh heh...

FVVVZZZZZZzzzzzzz!

Splash!

Ca-Clunk!

Whirr whirr whirr whirr...

apokiliptika · Post by **apokiliptika** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:46 pm

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:09 am

Hey man... is that pie?

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:38 pm

CapSmashy wrote:Hey man... is that pie?

After nearly two weeks...I'm not sure anymore.

Fer sure the ice cream has melted

apokiliptika · Post by **apokiliptika** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:39 am

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:38 am

What is this apokiliptika you speak of?

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:44 am

I miss the Kernul and his fantastic artistic talents.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:05 pm

Ahhh.... Yes, MORE PROPAGANDA!!!!!!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:06 pm

apokiliptika · Post by **apokiliptika** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:00 pm

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:02 pm

...........

Cooking For Doomsday!

Good morning!

It has come to our attention that on this special day when we give thanks for our impending doom, many of you are serving instant mashed potatoes. How can this be? Are you not truly thankful for the doom that awaits you? Do you want to have a cheap imitation of your doom? No, of course not! Who would want such a thing? So today on Cooking for Doomsday we present you with a fine recipe for mashed potatoes.

1 - using your standard issue field knife peel and dice one or two potatoes into 1 inch cubes.

2 - place the diced potatoes in your mess kit with just enough water to cover them by 1/2 inch and add 1/4 teaspoon salt. Note: to get that special flavor of impending doom petrol or diesel fuel may be used instead of water.

3 - Boil over a piece of burning C-4 for 10 to 15 minutes or until the potatoes can be easily pierced with your mess fork.

4 - Caregully dump out the water or petrol and discard. Add a little butter and 1/4 cup milk then mash and serve.

There you have it. Very simple to make ans so delicious.

As a reward for attending our class today please take one of the new quick potato mashers that we have here for you. These new potato mashers take the work out of mashing your potatoes and are fun to use.

Thank you for coming today and have a nice Doom.

...........

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:13 pm

Thanks, Box!

Now for the really tough question; when cooking your turkey with a flamethrower of doom, how do you keep from incinerating the little carcasses into an overly carbonized lump?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:20 pm

cover with milk and carbonized becomes carmelized!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:06 pm

I think we need to bring in the Controlled Burn Fire Cannons..... Ya know, just to experiment with..........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:07 pm

Cream of doomed turkey with carmelization...yummm yumm....look kids...its good for you!

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:16 am

You can also cube the potato's by piling them over a standard fragmentation grenade.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:59 am

Hello!
Here is a video I finished this week shot at work starring EL Wire and Short Wire.
I think the best place for it is here since it's about Doom and all. : )
Please enjoy!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y3y3IBtS2Ok

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:05 am

EL Wire wrote:Hello!
Here is a video I finished this week shot at work starring EL Wire and Short Wire.

I got to get me one of those suits! That was great.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:15 am

erri2000 wrote:
EL Wire wrote:Hello!
Here is a video I finished this week shot at work starring EL Wire and Short Wire.
I got to get me one of those suits! That was great.

No NO!! it's not the suit that does it.
It's an Adrenalin trigger drink that kicks in when pain is sensed that we are developing in the Camp Herring Lab.
Powerful thing to play around with I tell ya!

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:33 am

EL Wire wrote:No NO!! it's not the suit that does it.
It's an Adrenalin trigger drink that kicks in when pain is sensed that we are developing in the Camp Herring Lab.
Powerful thing to play around with I tell ya!

A drink you say? What other powers does it give its consumer? Site, hearing, balance?

Is it more powerful than, say, oh I don't know, the "Great Helm of DandrÃ¼f"?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:25 pm

I love how the credits are as long as the film. Kind of like Star Wars.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:27 pm

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:41 pm

Ooooohhh! I like it Zule!