To all the people looking for sex camps....

twinwitin
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Postby twinwitin » Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:27 pm

I have a brand new rubber "spaghetti" whip, that I would be willing to wait to use for the first time on naughty playa boys...conflicted or not.

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Postby RedheadBarbie » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:56 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Oh can the boyzillion shit.

Okay, personal preference and all that. I'm just so sick of our current fasion against body hair, okay my ox is gored, but I'm just so sick of our current fasion against body hair.


It's not for trendy-ness, it's for greed. My super sensitive skin rashes easily and I'd die if I had to wait three days between romps for the muffin to recover.

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theCryptofishist
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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:19 pm

Well, you could have said so, and that's certainly not necessarily true of the rest of us.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Postby fciron » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:26 pm

I also do it out of selfishness. I want more blow-jobs and I also don't like trying to fish loose hairs out of my mouth. If there is going to be choking it should be intentional.

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Postby lonestoner916 » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:51 pm

twinwitin wrote:I have a brand new rubber "spaghetti" whip, that I would be willing to wait to use for the first time on naughty playa boys...conflicted or not.


Where do we sign up? :twisted:

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Postby twinwitin » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:13 pm

mmmm...don't worry, I'll find you.

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Postby DeepSpace » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:19 pm

Find me too!

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Postby transgirl » Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:18 am

Darn. I thought I was going to find a listing here.

Does this mean that "sunrise group masturbation" event (or whatever they called it) out in the deep playa '07 was bogus?

I was too lazy to go out there at dawn to find out.

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Postby fciron » Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:51 am

Are we reviving this thread?

Let's see....

Everyone else was too lazy to go to sunrise masturbatio too.

Please post GPS coordinates for the sex camps so that I can drive directly there in my RV. I don't want to get playa in my satin sheets if I can help it.

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:50 pm

I've collected a dwarf and a woman with a tail and we're founding "Fuck a Freak Camp." We are continuing to recruit.
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Postby Captain Goddammit » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:19 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I've collected a dwarf and a woman with a tail and we're founding "Fuck a Freak Camp." We are continuing to recruit.


Uh... are you sure it's a "tail"? Which way was "she" facing when you saw it?!
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
Delle: Singularly we may be dysfunctional misfits, but together we're magic.

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Postby lonestoner916 » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:17 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I've collected a dwarf and a woman with a tail and we're founding "Fuck a Freak Camp." We are continuing to recruit.


I think I have just the freak for your new camp!
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Don't be shy folks, it loves to fuck! :twisted:

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Postby thirt33n » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:25 pm

i don't know....if it weren't for the pig tails...
blow.

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Postby oneeyeddick » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:36 pm

The hair ties have got to go also......blue just isn't working for him/her/it !!!
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:00 pm

Actually, he did interview, but we couldn't get him to agree to the "condom rule", the "consent rule," the "bring your own booze" rule, the "no festering sores on genitalia" rule, or the "one bullhorn per freak" fule. And he wouldn't pay his dues. We sent him to Apokaliptika instead.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Postby oneeyeddick » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:32 pm

He will be comfortable hanging with Kernul Killbuck in leu of B.B. Sue.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Postby lonestoner916 » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:31 pm

That's probably for the best then! He wasn't a very attractive freak anyway, not like this handsome gentleman!

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Great for hammering rebar and holding down shade structures!

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Postby lonestoner916 » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:26 pm

Wow, I guess that finally killed this thread...
Damn, I had so many more freak pics I wanted to post...
:cry:

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Postby fciron » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:29 am

Thread Necromancy!

Alakazam! Arise! Live!

BWAHAHAHA!! :twisted:

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Postby Intubater69 » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:16 am

lonestoner916 wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I've collected a dwarf and a woman with a tail and we're founding "Fuck a Freak Camp." We are continuing to recruit.


I think I have just the freak for your new camp!
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Don't be shy folks, it loves to fuck! :twisted:


Hmmm, I wonder if thats Huelll from Tribe's cousin?
I get to drive the ambulance how fast?!!

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Postby lonestoner916 » Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:52 pm

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Postby lonestoner916 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:11 am

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:twisted: :?:

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Postby fciron » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:37 pm

fciron wrote:Thread Necromancy!

Alakazam! Arise! Live!

BWAHAHAHA!! :twisted:


Oh. My. God.

WHAT HAVE I DONE? :shock:

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Postby plowman » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:43 pm

Does this mean we have to cancel the wake??

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Postby lonestoner916 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:17 pm

fciron wrote:
fciron wrote:Thread Necromancy!

Alakazam! Arise! Live!

BWAHAHAHA!! :twisted:


Oh. My. God.

WHAT HAVE I DONE? :shock:



It's aliiiiiive! Muahahahahaha! :twisted:

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Postby ragabashpup » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:21 pm

OMG how did you get a picture of my step sister I thought they were keeping her locked away!

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I am a sock puppet
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Postby I am a sock puppet » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:23 pm

Looks like Michael Hunt.

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Postby Halcyond » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:03 pm

lonestoner916 wrote:
fciron wrote:
fciron wrote:Thread Necromancy!

Alakazam! Arise! Live!

BWAHAHAHA!! :twisted:


Oh. My. God.

WHAT HAVE I DONE? :shock:



It's aliiiiiive! Muahahahahaha! :twisted:

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I'm not sure what that is, but it's naked.
Must be lookin' fer them sex-up camps!

DB

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Postby Dusza Beben » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:07 pm

Halcyond wrote:
lonestoner916 wrote:
fciron wrote:
fciron wrote:Thread Necromancy!

Alakazam! Arise! Live!

BWAHAHAHA!! :twisted:


Oh. My. God.

WHAT HAVE I DONE? :shock:



It's aliiiiiive! Muahahahahaha! :twisted:

Image


I'm not sure what that is, but it's naked.
Must be lookin' fer them sex-up camps!

DB


Oops! That was me (DB) postin' on the wifey's login by accident.
Does that mean I don't get to have hot monkey sex with the freak?
:lol:

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Postby DreamcatchersAreCool » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:03 am

I admit when I fist clicked on this thread I thought no way. Having admitting this mad me laugh all the way through it thanks guys you made my day.
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