Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is hiring!

Piscean Electron · Post by **Piscean Electron** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:25 pm

Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is hiring!

The following positions available:

* Customer Service Representatives
* Kitchen Manager

See below for more info.

Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet has been the playa's leading provider of low-cost, high-quality soulmates since 1998. We offer quality name-brand soulmates at substantially lower prices than can be found through conventional wholesale sources.

The Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is a highly interactive daytime camp on the playa. In order to make magic happen we need giving, participation-oriented Burners. Costco has clear expectations: we work together, we play together â€“ and no one slacks.

One reason why we all work so hard is that we love each other and we don't want our loved ones working hard while we relax. Your fellow Costco campers will become like a second family to you on and off the playa. We communicate year-round through our e-mail list - some of us met through Costco and have been friends for almost a decade!

We also play together and try to make each other happy. Our kitchen staff members lovingly prepare tasty and filling meals, our bar delivers cool frothy blender drinks directly to our cups all day long, and we all participate in camp-wide events like the annual Drunken Catholic School Girl Bike Ride.

Although our camp is highly-structured, we feel that this actually offers a more comfortable and enjoyable Burning Man experience. Costco campers enjoy amenities that they help to create such as two tasty meals per day, two shade structures, many couches, a hammock, and a ton of sexy people.

Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet embodies the heart of the Burning Man experience â€“ dedicated gift-giving as its own reward. If you believe that Burning Man's 10 principles can make life more fulfilling and enjoyable, then CSTO is the camp for you.

If you are interested in applying for these highly sought-after positions, please send an email to our Human Resources managers: knife (at) toaster (dot) net or r.chodorowreich (at) gmail (dot) com.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:07 pm

Is Rico gone?

Piscean Electron · Post by **Piscean Electron** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:26 am

I just hung out with him today. He is not coming to burningman this year. We were at 4th of Juplaya though :D

Piscean Electron · Post by **Piscean Electron** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:11 pm

bump bump de bump!

rico thunder · Post by **rico thunder** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:59 pm

I heard he died. Wasn't he killed doing a motorcycle stunt or something? I heard it was something with a jump through a fire ring.

decoverite · Post by **decoverite** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:47 am

I heard he died in a tragic accident involving a spork, a gallon of Crisco, and a small duck wearing a fez.

decoverite · Post by **decoverite** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:24 pm

Oh yes, and we'll be servicing all your soulmate needs at 5:00 & Dart in Nectar Village!

P.S. We love volunteers almost as much as we like helping people find their soulmates!
hint, hint, hint
:)

Karoshi · Post by **Karoshi** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:55 am

Do we have to sign up ahead of time or would there be something for me to do if I just showed up at some point ready to work?

wayneal · Post by **wayneal** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:10 pm

Hey there is it possible to signup with the costco soulmate still?
How and where?

Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is hiring!

Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is hiring!

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