The Captain can supply the Vodkalittleflower wrote:i'm pretty sure such an experiment would evolve me into a bowl of jello ... preferably cherry. with chunks of pineapple.

The Captain can supply the Vodkalittleflower wrote:i'm pretty sure such an experiment would evolve me into a bowl of jello ... preferably cherry. with chunks of pineapple.
omg yay! This was my early idea for the American Dream (which never went much further than the "idea" stage). I wish I could've seen it. I applaud your brilliance as it parallels mine.somekind wrote:Did anyone of you visit my midnight classroom?
Unfortunately, my student took the picture before I finished my treatise on the irrationality of evolution, atheism, and agnosticism.
I think it's a great theme (as good as any).
hey Issimo:issimo wrote:Ah, hooo... Creationists!
Silly Bookworms!
Shout out to the fittest and unfittest!
My galactic ouroboros wil bite you in the ass!
It will bite us all in the ass!
It bites it's own ass!
Singularity is ASS!
Hoo, ahhhh...
That would kick asssattelite5812 wrote:There's a bet going on locally that the "unofficial" theme will be The Darwin Awards
I really don't know how you do what you do, but I am sure glad that there are people like you that do it.Sail Man wrote:That would kick asssattelite5812 wrote:There's a bet going on locally that the "unofficial" theme will be The Darwin AwardsI had a contender last night, superman tried to fly. His horizontal stabilizers didn't work properly, although vertical flight was flawless, albeit straight down
THat's a tough one, JK,jkisha wrote:I really don't know how you do what you do, but I am sure glad that there are people like you that do it.Sail Man wrote:That would kick asssattelite5812 wrote:There's a bet going on locally that the "unofficial" theme will be The Darwin AwardsI had a contender last night, superman tried to fly. His horizontal stabilizers didn't work properly, although vertical flight was flawless, albeit straight down
I remember awhile back I came across this disgustingly filthy bum having a seizure on the sidewalk. I called 911 and the person on the other end started asking me questions about him and then asked if I could do CPR. I just told here that my kindness stopped at making the phone call, but if they couldn't get anyone out in time, the guy would probably die because there was no way in hell I was going to get anywhere close to him! YOU WANT ME TO PUT MY MOUTH WHERE??!!??!!
JK
boo! agnostics are awesome. (especially apathetic agnostics).sillyjordan wrote:omg yay! This was my early idea for the American Dream (which never went much further than the "idea" stage). I wish I could've seen it. I applaud your brilliance as it parallels mine.somekind wrote:Did anyone of you visit my midnight classroom?
Unfortunately, my student took the picture before I finished my treatise on the irrationality of evolution, atheism, and agnosticism.
I think it's a great theme (as good as any).
In the field the term "cluster-fuck" comes to mindOldguy wrote:I carry a vent mask in my backpack. Instead of an ambu bag it has a one-way valve. In its plastic case it's about the size of a bagel. I also carry gloves, wipes, and other firstaid stuff. I worked for years on a med/surg floor. Old habits die hard. I've had my share of "codes" and not one was the same...
"The Tangled Bank" This is definitely a Darwin anniversary theme.Marscrumbs wrote:2009 is an vast improvement on the American Dream and streets named for cars. Consider this a personal or collective evolution of Burning Man if you will and not a Darwin Lamarck historical show.
Absolut Jeenyus wrote:Oh boo hoo.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
The man burns for all of us.The Drifter wrote:No worries, I've heard the man has already burned and there won't be a Burning Man. I'm sure he's going to heaven though.
Really? I doubt that anyone will see any such thing. I would immediately dismiss it as bad street theater. Hmm. Good idea, though. Thanks!...I expect to run into this year will be holding large, extremely rude signs, while they scream and boast about me going to hell, while they brag that they are going to heaven.