screw that fake fur ass-less chap meme that is now available on the shelves of a K-Y mart AS I TYPE, to HELL with the samo samo rob zombie cum ugg boots meets calvin klein undies girl, and retro shirt-cocking aside, the citizens of BRC need to stop trying to evolve these tired and old late 90's outward expressions of our temporary freakiness by adding glo-sticks and the like, and instead
THROW OFF THE SHACKLES OF EVOLUTION, AND OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE BEAUTIFUL NEW LINES OF EXQUISITE PLAYA WEAR HOT FROM THE RUNWAYS OF PARIS by the Best Intelligent Designers.
Inspired by a Christian Dior God, no Doubt.




