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Feeling Flowery

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 2:59 pm
by BritishFlowerBoy
Hey there,

BM 2009 will be my first and whilst I recognize it may not be entirely tight with the theme of evolution, I wondered how many black marks I'd get running with some kind of flower man creation.

I'll be petalled from the pinky to pupil in some flower/human cross breed mixture, inviting people to contribute to a blank book around my neck which will eventually be filled and scanned as a 5 day long epic BM poetry piece written by hundreds of anonymous poets...

Then pens used will be these giant bendy pipe cleaner type pens that are fluffy with fabric smiley flower face up top...

Don't shoot me down too harshly! It's early days.

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 4:30 pm
by ygmir
first:
welcome.

*noting the chance I take being in front of JK, hoping someone comes in behind to act as human shield*

do what you want......free expression.

The only issue I'd see, is what are the petals made from and are they very securely attached.......feathers and such are frowned upon due to pieces blowing off, in the gentle summer breezes of the playa, creating moop.

you'd also want to watch for MDMF007.......he loves to pick things...........

and, if you need "watering"............
not to mention, someone in a bee suit (or not) may attempt pollination...........

Just be damn careful out there, it's a jungle.........or beehive..


good luck

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:19 pm
by Generic Anonymity
*human shield*

I rather like the idea. Of course, there's no predicting what'll end up in your epic poem, but I do get the feeling that it will be truly epic.

:P Does the poem have to rhyme??

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:59 pm
by ygmir
*wipes brow from relief*

I do love JK, but, get so "a-skeered" when he's right behind me greeting someone.........

The poem idea does sound nice...........I hope you do it, and, hope you share it............

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:34 pm
by littleflower
silly ygmir ... you exposed yourself again ...

i love your idea, flowerboy! i hope i find you ... i'm thinking up some flowery prose ....

shit, now i need a shield

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 1:06 am
by Barbie
You made me think of the swarm of bees a couple years back!! (a motor cycle gang of them-any one else see the bees?) Only saw that swarm that Year~ wonders will the Bees come back to the Playa if Flowery Prose is written...

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 7:44 am
by Elderberry
Hey there, welcome to eplaya.

Ygmir and littleflower, looks like your both now safe from my avatar!

I think the idea is a good one too.

JK

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 11:31 am
by Simon of the Playa
this is the part where i come in and shit on the flowers, right?







not gonna do it.....





yet.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 7:04 pm
by Finnegan
I'm disappointed, Simon. Your playa cred is taking a hit on this one.

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 7:06 pm
by littleflower
i could use a little fertilizer...

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 7:20 pm
by ygmir
littleflower wrote:i could use a little fertilizer...
you mean pollinating?






*putting on black and yellow striped "onezee" and making buzzing noises*

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 10:58 pm
by BAS
Wait! Simon is going to shit flowers?! :P

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 7:49 am
by Simon of the Playa
IDIOT!






everyone knows i shit jelly beans.

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 11:59 am
by BAS
But are they floral print jelly beans? :?

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:48 am
by Simon of the Playa
madras plaid.

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:25 am
by ygmir
Simon of the Playa wrote:madras plaid.
when I was a kid, my dog came running across the yard once with a piece of cellophane hanging half out his ass from something he ate but couldn't quite pass..........

is that what you're talking about?

I can't imagine what that burrito must have looked like...........

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 9:24 am
by Bob
Image

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:07 pm
by Simon of the Playa
Image

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:22 pm
by Playa Tom
Flower Boy, thatis one of the stupidest idea I have ever heard of. You are going to have a great time, welcome.

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:29 am
by Ugly Dougly
Yes, basically Burningman is a stupidity contest.

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:31 pm
by theCryptofishist
I hate to be a buzzkill, but how many times did you get beat up in school?