MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Simon of the Playa · Postby **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:24 am

can't i do Both?

glide one footed, blindfolded straight down the razor's edge?

Yes, Yes we Can.

Roberto Dobbisano · Postby **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:50 am

xaramonkey · Postby **xaramonkey** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:23 pm

Up or down, but never side to to side.

sub-genius, sub-human.

Simon of the Playa · Postby **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:15 am

the peter principle, i know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Principle

Roberto Dobbisano · Postby **Roberto Dobbisano** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:22 am

"the greatest thing about having nothing, and starting at the bottom is you can only go up from there"

"the most dangerous man in the world is a man who has nothing to lose"

"the best gravy is hunger"

well, my friend, i have a tapeworm...I KNOW what HUNGRY is.

there is no blood left in this stone, the banks and the courts have taken it all.

and, the future looks bright, things can only get better.

i guess i should buy some cheap sunglasses.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1sbNGu488Q[/youtube]

adam link · Postby **adam link** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:24 am

its all in your mind, anyways.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THs0Y_IBAJw[/youtube]

xaramonkey · Postby **xaramonkey** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:31 pm

I read The Peter Principal. Thought that was a chapter from
I'm O.K. You're O.K. for 20 years. thx for the remind. I learned all about Levels and Incompetence in my 4 years working for the BoA . I reached it and quit. They fired me the next morning.

Whatever... you think too. That Toob link is a tricky trap.
Arctic Monkeys vs The Killers- Scumbody Told Me (embed code disabled)

Simon of the Playa · Postby **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:49 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjcgYWHiUFw&feature=related[/youtube]

moonrise · Postby **moonrise** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:56 am

Monkeys are useful

for building better ROBOTS!!

adam link · Postby **adam link** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:23 am

alas, poor monkey, i knew him well...

xaramonkey · Postby **xaramonkey** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:07 pm

http://www.youtube.com/atch?v=wHEoMpMvz7A

Wir sind die roboter. Translation: We are the robots.

"Die Roboter" Funny how that one works.

xaramonkey · Postby **xaramonkey** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:18 pm

Madeline@ 1:16-All Good Gods Have Fleas.

Edit for colon vs. semi-colon

Snowah Zark · Postby **Snowah Zark** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:14 pm

and after 3 days Tron made that "Duhhhhn" sound. turned on, and woke from The System Crash, and began to shake his Re-Booty.

and it was good.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGC0YSqg9h4&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

adam link · Postby **adam link** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:27 pm

bump.

stupid limeys and some fucking sarong.

Liz Estrada · Postby **Liz Estrada** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:19 am

dance, robot, dance...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP3-uU6p7Wc[/youtube]

Gizmo · Postby **Gizmo** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:43 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq9IKsH9BXg[/youtube]

He feels conflicted.

Ugly Dougly · Postby **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:13 pm

Ugly Dougly · Postby **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:15 pm

Any port in a storm.

Liz Estrada · Postby **Liz Estrada** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:07 am

adam link · Postby **adam link** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:33 am

ROBOT SEE, ROBOT DO.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jU0p14E0cQ[/youtube]

adam link · Postby **adam link** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:31 pm

what is the proof is in the pudding?

adam link · Postby **adam link** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:34 pm

Ugly Dougly · Postby **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:04 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=590_mhAuZhc[/youtube]

Ugly Dougly · Postby **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:09 pm

You decide:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0IIVF7PGBs[/youtube]

adam link · Postby **adam link** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:45 am

some people look like chimpanzees, some behave like bonobos.

some look like orangutans, some like apes, some like lemurs, and some are similar to snow monkeys.

There are gibbons and some like Mandrills.

each has it's own personality traits and behaviors. The lemurs mate for life and walk upright.

the bonobos will fuck anything and are a matriarch dominated culture.

Chimps have been seen participating in gang murder amongst other things.

Apes can read.

SO, which Monkey are YOU?

skibear · Postby **skibear** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:45 pm

adam link wrote:some people look like chimpanzees, some behave like bonobos.

some look like orangutans, some like apes, some like lemurs, and some are similar to snow monkeys.

There are gibbons and some like Mandrills.

each has it's own personality traits and behaviors. The lemurs mate for life and walk upright.

the bonobos will fuck anything and are a matriarch dominated culture.

Chimps have been seen participating in gang murder amongst other things.

Apes can read.

SO, which Monkey are YOU?

I'm a Japanese Snow Monkey.
They are cute and like me hang out in hot springs. People and the
monkeys have been seen together in the same hot spring!
They like snow, ditto here.

All the other Monkeys types you mentioned were present in my office.
LOL
Officemates even snorted and howled like apes. The big Silverback gorilla sadly died in a private plane crash. Place was a Zoo!!

moonrise · Postby **moonrise** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:04 pm

Robots don't monkey around, do they?? I'm willing

I'm a snowbot, if that computes...????
I think I'm water tight, I was last night.

Ugly Dougly · Postby **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:09 pm

I seem to be gibbon or siamang.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3cD1Nd302k[/youtube]

skibear · Postby **skibear** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:47 am

Kinetic said:
"At this point I honestly think a bunch of baboons could handle Burning Man ticketing more effectively then the clowns they have now."

Monkeys Rule!
:lol:

moonrise · Postby **moonrise** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:37 am

Monkeys and robots always beat clowns right?

MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Monkeys vs. Robots...Who Wins?

Yes, we Can-Can!

RAZORS

let the beat rock.

so long and thanks for all the fish!

Robots made by monkeys-here's a few.

don't make me break out my flying robot monkeys.

i, of course, am a robot, and don't need bananas.

Re: i, of course, am a robot, and don't need bananas.

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