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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:07 am
by Simon of the Playa
FIRST TEST SUCCESSFUL


spankmonkey receives orders telekenetically...


on to beta testing the general public.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:12 am
by ygmir
Simon of the Playa wrote:FIRST TEST SUCCESSFUL


spankmonkey receives orders telekenetically...


on to beta testing the general public.
ah, yes, they will all hear, and, master, your compulsions..........

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:17 am
by Simon of the Playa
master, your compulsions..........


bobo, my chimpanzee life coach and i are working on those issues.

we're almost there.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:25 am
by ygmir
be sure to wear your football helmet and face guard.........

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:52 am
by Simon of the Playa
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"dear simon, they are onto us, what should we do with the rest of the book? please advise."

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:54 am
by ygmir
*note from half-wit interloper:*

I'd keep typing, and, make it look like the constitution.......no one reads that............

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:03 am
by Simon of the Playa
close, but no banana.


we need a new brick, an earthquake proof one, a cornerstone that wont fall.


we need a new myth, to replace the crumbling one, and to insure that future generations will be able to live in it as well.




everyday, we write the book, everyday.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:22 am
by ygmir
Simon of the Playa wrote:close, but no banana.


we need a new brick, an earthquake proof one, a cornerstone that wont fall.


we need a new myth, to replace the crumbling one, and to insure that future generations will be able to live in it as well.




everyday, we write the book, everyday.
and, therein lies the dilemma:

nothing lasts forever.....

*'70's flashback......"dust in the wind".......help me mr. wizard*

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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:05 am
by Simon of the Playa
nothing lasts forever.....

then it is there that we will begin....let us set the first stone on the nothing.


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"why do you always go out there for your vacation? i mean GOD, it's in the middle of NOWHERE, and there is NOTHING there!"

"exactly".

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:07 am
by Finnegan
then it is there that we will begin....let us set the first stone on the nothing.
It's hard to argue with logic like that.

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:15 am
by ygmir
Simon of the Playa wrote:
nothing lasts forever.....

then it is there that we will begin....let us set the first stone on the nothing.

".
symbolism, perfect.
ah,,,,,,, faith, and, religion.......that's the ticket.
all based on the "nothing".....no proof......faith maybe the only "real" thing, since, it requires no proof........

at least, there'll be no room for argument......... :twisted:


*heads to toy box to find wooden blocks with religious meaning*

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:58 am
by Simon of the Playa
Dance Monkeys, DANCE!


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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:23 pm
by Simon of the Playa
Dance Robots, DANCE!


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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:14 pm
by Simon of the Playa
so there it is....


i've given you all you need to know.


i have to climb back up the fucking hill, again....off we go, tra la la la la la la.


good luck monkeys, be nice to the robots, they really only want what you do, since they are essentially, the same.

robots, follow the rules set down by Isaac.
help the monkeys become better monkeys, not worse.

all will be fine in Ought 9.

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:31 am
by theCryptofishist
Simon of the Playa wrote: thats not what it's about....appendages are appendages, and soon prosthetics will be as good if not better than the original, as well as the ability to "Grow" new parts as some species already do.
When? Next month, maybe? Cause it can't be too soon for me.

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:11 am
by Simon of the Playa
cry, cry for the robot who loved you.


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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:30 am
by Simon of the Playa
congratulations, it's a IT!

such happy parents are we.


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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:22 am
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:16 am
by Simon of the Playa
aw fuck it.....pass the bananas.


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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:48 pm
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:14 pm
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:34 pm
by Finnegan
Ook ook!

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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:35 pm
by Simon of the Playa
dirty stinkin' apes.


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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:20 am
by ygmir
Simon of the Playa wrote:dirty stinkin' apes.


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you had to go there, didn't you, Armando...........?........

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:30 am
by Simon of the Playa
VOLARE!

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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:41 pm
by ygmir
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:51 pm
by H.G.Crosby
music soothes the savage beast.


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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:36 am
by Deb Prothero
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:49 am
by ygmir
H.G.:
I note in your sig line you are a follower, but, is it Harpo, Chico, Zeppo, or Groucho..........?

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:26 am
by Finnegan
Honk honk!