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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:44 pm
by ygmir
where's my bobo.........

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:39 pm
by fuck-head.
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i've been here all along.....now i'm leaving....


goodbye ygmir.

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:31 pm
by AntiM
Locked per OP request.

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:44 pm
by ygmir
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:57 pm
by Finnegan
Yikes! Attack of the mysterious red dot!

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:33 pm
by ygmir
and, they can run at you really fast......

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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:54 pm
by Simon of the Playa
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out of 50 hippies, one will actually type the word monkey.

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:02 pm
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:50 pm
by bx1
This is Bananaz.

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:51 pm
by bx1
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:03 pm
by Simon of the Playa

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:20 pm
by xaramonkey
Thats not a monkey. Thats an ape. Monkeys have tails. My monkey could kick any Slowbots ASS !! cuz robots came from people and people came from monkeys. Devolution... and reach...the monkeys have the reach.

Any time, any place.

And no monkeymoticon? Silly humans and their tinkered-metal-men...

beep...bite me jp...beep

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:34 pm
by adam link
[youtube][/youtube]

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:09 pm
by xaramonkey
adam link--

"mmm...bidi...bidi...bidi, I dunno Buck. Yer computer has made a mistake."

That's an ape. Still no confirmed video of Monkey vs. Robot. Here's a black belt chimp tho. Soon as ASIMO figures out how to get up stairs, this is what he has comin at im! Monkey In Black Belt Karate[youtube][/youtube]

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:58 pm
by Snowah Zark
[youtube][/youtube]

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:01 am
by Simon of the Playa
Monkeys vs. Robots was 2009, SparklePonies(tm) vs. Art Fags was last year.

This year its Spacemen (and Space Babes) vs. Terrans.

So, in conclusion, 2009 called and they want their Semi-Imaginary War Back.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:04 am
by skibear
10 yrs ago or more a professional financial planner picked stocks.

A monkey picked stocks by throwing darts at a list of stocks.

The stocks picked by the monkey performed much better.
LOL

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:48 am
by knowmad
skibear wrote:10 yrs ago or more a professional financial planner picked stocks.

A monkey picked stocks by throwing darts at a list of stocks.

The stocks picked by the monkey performed much better.
LOL
Totaly stealing this Idea for my Upper Management interview, but I'm gona get the monkeys drunk first, shows inititive.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:55 am
by knowmad
Oh my various gods!
I cant believe I am the only one to vote 4. we did'nt evolve from monkeys, and god certainly did'nt give robots a soul
I'm really among the heathens :shock:
Now I can Complain LOUDLY about being a minority!!! :twisted:

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:13 am
by Simon of the Playa
for those keeping score...

Santas vs. clowns Santa ALWAYS wins.

Ninjas vs. Pirates a Tie, inconclusive.

Monkeys vs. Robots Robots, decidedly

SparklePonies vs. Art Fags SparklePonies 1, Art fags 0

odds out of Elko right now.


Space People vs. Terran Scum Space People by 3.14 to win.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:44 pm
by ygmir
Simon of the Playa wrote:for those keeping score...

Santas vs. clowns Santa ALWAYS wins.

Ninjas vs. Pirates a Tie, inconclusive.

Monkeys vs. Robots Robots, decidedly

SparklePonies vs. Art Fags SparklePonies 1, Art fags 0

odds out of Elko right now.


Space People vs. Terran Scum Space People by 3.14 to win.
you,re being circular again, aren't you........now, go stand in the corner.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:26 pm
by xaramonkey
Bonobots are winning the poll. The gene pool is clouded. Your enemy's monkey is...no... You're monkeys enemy is... um...Your robots monkey is your...?? I dunno.This is so confusing.

But monkeys would win the dance-off cuz' robots have rhythm but they have no SOUL. ha! Dance Dance Devolution. Easy as pi.

I'm a robot monkey from outerspace, myself. So I don't care who wins
... as long as the humans lose.

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:40 pm
by Simon of the Playa
im sorry, but that poll was decided a year ago...


but since you are a SPACE monkey, i'm sure we could find some nice freeze dried bananas for you in the provisions.

now be a nice chimp and fasten your seat belt.

Re: out of 50 hippies, one will actually type the word monke

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:23 pm
by Ugly Dougly
Simon of the Playa wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
It's not a real monkey in the video but a computer simulation therefore the robots win.

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:39 pm
by xaramonkey
Sorry space monkeys. I tried. This planet is overrun with robo-drones.Get back in the ship, we're outta here.

Thanks for the B-rations.

DEATH TO THE TERRAN SCUM !!

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:28 pm
by Simon of the Playa
[youtube][/youtube]


EDGAR SAYS "HELLO"...



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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:51 am
by Ugly Dougly
Fools, it's the Reptilians!

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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:12 pm
by Simon of the Playa
ixnay on the eptilerays...


they cant handle the truth.

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:21 pm
by xaramonkey
Dougly- Why would the Gods waste their time and spunk ? Alien lizards cross-breeding with humans to become U.S. President to raise the price of gasoline and kill their own half-breed children with puffy clouds of heavy metal that drop out the tailpipes of low tech flying machines. Well...being All Knowing And All Seeing must be really, REALLY boring. Icke needs to lay off the DMT. Or I need more "convincing". Theory is only Step One of the scientific process. Plus, if you poke the Anunaki real hard their tails fall off and they run away.

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:27 pm
by xaramonkey
S.O.T.P.-

"There are two ways you can live your life. One is as if nothing is a miracle, the other is as if everything is."

- Albert Einstein