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MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:32 am
by Simon of the Playa
the future is now. which side are you on?

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Re: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:52 pm
by ygmir
Simon of the Playa wrote:the future is now. which side are you on?

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Poo vs Sailman?................

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:55 pm
by Simon of the Playa
i tend to favor the robots.


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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:56 pm
by Ugly Dougly
Real monkeys have EE degrees.

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 5:00 pm
by Mister Jellyfish Mister
MonkeyRobots-- Assemble!

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 5:51 pm
by d6
Mr. Jellifish and Robotronia are camping in the same zone.
again.
the U-me and Hotshot have done battle previously.
This year it's clear that no one will be spared.

Simon, you are my hero. Please make the jv squad clean up the aftermath of our "camp", as it may be littered with the carcasses of

MonkeyBots
Zsu-Zsubots
MantisBots
HugoBots
Hotshot the Robots

No guarantees, but a stray male raverhippie may be among the ruins.

d6,
creep in the cellar

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:37 am
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:55 am
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:37 am
by ygmir
this is conflicting for "Mecha Kong"........

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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:06 pm
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:37 am
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:24 pm
by Simon of the Playa
the monkeys are clever, were it not for the banana in it's hand, this one might have made it thru checkpoint.


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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:41 pm
by Oldguy
Simon, your monkey vs. robot poster would make a nice embroidered patch, only 7 or 8 colors. I am often amazed at your graphic skills...

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:11 pm
by Simon of the Playa
i stole the images on line and added type...

opportunistic yes, talented, ehh.


but you're right, it would make a good patch. shit, if i had one of those computerized embroidery machines, i'd never leave my workshop.

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:26 am
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:57 pm
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:59 pm
by diane o'thirst
MONKEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYSSSSS!

cak! Cak-cak-ch-cak!

See-yong Air-yong- O-yong Air-yong

Cak! Cak-Cak! Cak! Cak!
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Yeah, you totally can't tell I took Grady's Monkey Chant classes, can you?

Cak! Cak-Cak!


Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:44 am
by ygmir
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:51 am
by Simon of the Playa
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

parts is parts, you know.


I had a great idea the other day as i was crunking in my studio and practicing my robot dance moves.


Giant Evolution Dance Off on the Playa

Monkey dance vs. Robot dance

i wanna see some monkey butt shaking, and some robots busting a move to finally prove who has the best rhythm.

Robots, duh.

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:35 am
by ygmir
it's hard to keep up with a 60hz high kick staccato...........

let alone 3 phase tap dancing..........

but, then again, as the monkeys type the declaration of independence............

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:51 am
by Fire_Moose
if you could put yer brain in a robot body....would you?

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:00 pm
by Simon of the Playa
thats a great question with many spin offs...

would you put a robot brain in flesh?

the mingling of the two is now ubiquitous, my mom has two replacement knees, my dad, all kinds of plastic plumbing around his innards.

hell, even dick cheney has a robot heart....(sorry robot heart, i didnt mean to associate you with dick cheney, it just slipped out, my bad)

i guess to answer the first question, certain conditions would have to be known, can i upload my experiences (my brain) into lab grown, genetically modified NEW FLESH(tm) or do i have to do a hard wire to my spinal column and exist inside a metal box.

with that said, also consider how the mind works, especially with prosthetics.

studies and experiments have shown amazing adaptations on our behalf (as well as test monkeys) to actually "feel" our new appendages and have sensations because the bone interprets the vibration and the brain fills in the blanks. sort of like phantom limb, but in reverse.

after a while you wont know the difference, except when reminded by stimula or others that your existence is simalacre.

pretty cool, huh.


ok, gotta go, have to swap out my batteries and feed the monkeys.

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:05 pm
by ygmir
Fire_Moose wrote:if you could put yer brain in a robot body....would you?
look what those hot aliens did with Mr. Spocks brain.

if they could do that, just imagine what we can do now..........

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:09 pm
by Simon of the Playa

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:17 am
by ygmir
can a large black obelisk be considered a robot?

-Hal-

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:50 am
by Simon of the Playa
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:08 am
by Fire_Moose
Simon, essentially you would exist in a metal box...a metal box with the strength of 5 gorillas!!

all your current brain knowledge is retained and you get a +3 to general experience after the procedure.

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:16 am
by Simon of the Playa
throw in a a big titanium dick with stainless steel balls with vibrating multi-probe and you got a deal...


i still wanna be popular mit der frau, even after the operation.

can i pick my own cool robot name?

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:29 am
by Fire_Moose
You get to pick yer robot name but you have to settle for the aluminium alloy robot dick that doesnt vibrate (I mean damn we ARE in a recession)


as for the stainless steal balls, i think you might have to steal those from one of the deceptacons

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:34 am
by Simon of the Playa
i have decided on a name.

They call me Mr. Tibbs.