Bad Advise, Missinformation, Poor Directions

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 27, 2009 11:04 am

I am looking for the same, for an art project. I hope to warp it from your posts, not copy them directly. (Although, if someone really said something over the top to you, then I might want to leave it in its pure form.)

Ta.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Wed May 27, 2009 12:10 pm

All the sexy and horny nekkid single girls hang out at Comfort and Joy camp.

(save this one for the fratboy types that come later in the week)

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed May 27, 2009 12:17 pm

There is an orgy at the DPW camp...4:20 & A street.
You must show up as a shirtcocker to be let in.

Just show up, the dome is by the commissary, just walk in there, they will show you where it's at, but be sure to be shirtcockin' !!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed May 27, 2009 12:31 pm

Free beer at Crypto's camp.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed May 27, 2009 2:13 pm

Turn left where the store used to be.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:43 pm

What the hell is a topis?

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:53 pm

Burning Man is a festival.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed May 27, 2009 4:25 pm

the blue stuff in the JOTS is concentrated gator-aid

d6 · Post by d6 » Wed May 27, 2009 4:36 pm

take pictures of nekkids, then take their drinks and demand a massage.
then go to deathguild, and yell through a bullhorn that mad max sucks, pref. @ 7am, having followed OEDs, shirtcocker advice.
they also don't mind if you rummage through their coolers, which you'll find is common in brc.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed May 27, 2009 11:51 pm

Free topis at Crypto's camp!

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Thu May 28, 2009 10:29 am

As heard on BMIR: Free Chevron gas, saturday afternoon at the man. Bring your van, RV, whatever and fuel up for free.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu May 28, 2009 11:18 am

public shower stalls at first camp this year !!!

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Thu May 28, 2009 3:26 pm

This topis is scacred. It should be forever perseced.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu May 28, 2009 3:47 pm

Jungo Road is really a secrret and fast short-cut, ignore all that bullshit about not using it, the greedy oldtimers want it for themselves.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu May 28, 2009 4:19 pm

Playa dust is good for the skin, so, after a shower, roll in it instead of toweling off!

The playa is devoid of life, so bring gerbils, hamsters, mice and rats, and give them their freedom there! Preferably from Center Camp.

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Thu May 28, 2009 7:49 pm

If you keep your eyes closed for the whole week you'll not have to bring sunglasses or goggles -- and when you get home and look at all of the pictures you took it'll be like you're seeing things for the first time.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Thu May 28, 2009 9:43 pm

If you aren't affiliated with a theme camp, and you are looking for space to set up, there is lots of available and open camping space around the man.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu May 28, 2009 10:51 pm

There isn't any law enforcement, so pay for your trip by strapping bales of pot on top of your car and selling it off to whoever is around wherever you are!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri May 29, 2009 6:01 am

pee anywhere, it's cool.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri May 29, 2009 6:15 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:pee anywhere, it's cool.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri May 29, 2009 7:10 am

Dust masks are for pussies.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri May 29, 2009 7:28 am

AntiM wrote:Dust masks are for pussies.

I'm confused:
hhhmmmmmmm is it a top, bottom confusion I have?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:09 am

"Bad Advise, Missinformation, Poor Directions...

Should this topis have a poll?"

I vote that anyone who creates a thread, and especially those who create multiple threads, must take a few seconds to use a spell checker before posting. Think of it this way: if you're misspelling roughly 25% of the words you're using, your message probably isn't coming across the way you intended.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:32 am

Hey Sensei, you spelled topis wrong !!!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:59 am

LoL catz!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri May 29, 2009 9:27 am

Stop posting on my topis! Stop touching my topis! Stop it.....Oh yeah Baby! Faster! Faster!! Damn, my topis.........another stuck key

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Fri May 29, 2009 9:48 am

isn't 'topis' the result of the splatter that happens when you miss the toilet while pissing?

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Fri May 29, 2009 10:45 am

The playa is good for your feet and soooooo is walking thur Your pee!!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 29, 2009 11:03 am

Follow your bliss. I think it blew out towards the trash fence.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri May 29, 2009 11:15 am

The absolute coolest thing you can do is set the Man on fire early, especially while there are people around it.

The louder your music, the cooler you are. Blast it INTO the city, as loud and often as possible.

Topless women like it when you bump into them and grab a double handful! They won't retaliate! Honest!

If you see someone wearing a stetson, knock it off his head. He'll think its funny!