APOKILIPTIKA 2009 @ Terminal City!!!

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:17 am

Though I still think the Tauntaun sleeping bag is the winner.

Badger

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:01 am

Squeeze cheesesteak?

(Squeeze tubesteak has been done, metaphorically speaking.)

This is the second time I have heard of this supposed bacon miracle, but have not seen it yet. Until now....

Gads-- it says "American Snack!" That looks horrible. It can't be real!! I think this justifies declairing war on Sweden-- the Norwegians will support me.

Myself, I am still trying to perfect Homing Bacon, but the range on the propulsion is still a problem.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:42 am

Wow! We need to resurrect my Grandfather and his musket and muster at the Norwegian/Swedish border, yes!

The label says "American Flavor". It does not say how authentic.

Maybe Barb Wire can bring a sample? Might serve as a weapon, if nothing else.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:35 am

Oh, wait.... your coorection on the translation brings up a whole new obvious threat from the Swedes.... American Flavor?

Exactly how do you MAKE American Flavor, and does this mean, that this Swedish abomination is made FROM Americans?

How would they like it if we made our fish sticks out of Swedes?

My friends, the Bacon Purity Movement has found it's voice!!!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:02 am

The Bacon Purity Movement (BPM) i assume will have standards, a Qualitatschwein, so to speak...

we dont want any prosciutto sneaking in and passing for thin sliced.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:11 am

and what to do about the canadians? are they really Bacon Material?

are they to bacon what thick slice bologna is to Luncheon meat?

i'm all for fried thick slice bologna, but i know that it is not filet mignon, nor even meatloaf, it is something much less and much more at the same time, an enigma, a western NY mystery that remains unexplained.

it is debatable whether or not our canadian cousins can truly call their morning pig meat, "Bacon".

I must confer with Commander Tim Horton, of the Toronto Light Brigade.

He swings both ways. He knows his pork.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:36 am

Oh my Dawg! Kernul Killbuck -- you may have solved the mystery! I know a guy who went to Sweden to get his pet Dala Horse bred, and he never returned! We figured he had chucked the horse and bred with Inga, but now....

We know that Hannibal was a great Warrior -- could we be dealing with Cannibals now?

Could this mean WAR? Perhaps we can enlist Comrade Kim Jung Il?

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:37 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:...I must confer with Commander Tim Horton, of the Toronto Light Brigade...He swings both ways. He knows his pork.

...do be sure to obtain samples of this so called "known pork" for inspection at the Apokliptika Officers Bar and Grill, any morning between 8am and 11am when the pork inspections are scheduled.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:12 am

as the Great Jimmy Durante would say "you aint never saw such a sausage, and thats no baloney""...

tubahurl · Post by **tubahurl** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:22 pm

Kernul,

It's a good thing other rogue nations are capturing the worlds attention.
Little do they know what Apokiliptika has in mind.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:49 pm

UH OH !!!

* parts curtain to look out the window for incoming bacon *

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:06 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:UH OH !!!

* parts curtain to look out the window for incoming bacon *

just be careful which "curtain" you part there, OneEye!! ya never know what the bacon missle will home in on...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:10 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:The Bacon Purity Movement (BPM) i assume will have standards, a Qualitatschwein, so to speak....

mit Preadicat.

fuck my german spelling is for shit.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:38 pm

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:40 pm

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:17 pm

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:38 pm

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:44 pm

I loved that last one, Iso !!!

* ding *

And the winner of 2008 is............ CAMP HERRING !!!

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:49 pm

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:02 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:35 pm

Those are wonderful Iso. Had me actually laughing. Thank you.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:17 pm

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:53 pm

tubahurl · Post by **tubahurl** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:07 pm

DOOM IS NEAR

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:56 am

when friendly ghosts go bad.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:25 am

These are fan fricken tatsic ya'll!!!!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:45 pm

Great posters dames and dooms! Didn't know you had it in ya, Iso!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:08 am

XLNT Iso!!!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:10 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:12 am