APOKILIPTIKA 2009 @ Terminal City!!!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:32 pm

At what point does a kilt stop being a kilt and start being a skirt? Purple? Pink?

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:33 pm

Fake fur, or Hello Kitty, tm.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:41 pm

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:45 pm

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:52 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:

Is that the new store in Empire?

DOOM-MART

Everything one needs to have your very own DOOM,
and to fit right in at TERMINAL CITY

APOKILIPTIKA WARE on aisles 2 thru 17,
PBR on aisle 18 and 19
Kinky wear on aisle 20

No need to shop all the fake-O surplus stores
for your DOOM needs, or raiding grandpa's
1955 Atomic Bomb Shelter (we've already been there)

DOOM-MART...ONE STOP DOOM SHOPPING
BUY AT DOOM-MART OR BE TOAST

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:54 pm

notice how it is handicap accessible.

i'm just sayin'.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:03 pm

and there appears to be a subliminal image in the mushroom cloud, too.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:15 pm

At what point does a kilt stop being a kilt and start being a skirt? Purple? Pink?

When the guy wearing it gets past his inhibitions, takes the goddamn thing off and puts on a fucking skirt.

Ideally with matching jewelry, footwear and a sensible top (or not.)

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:18 pm

What she said.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:57 am

or they're just skirt-tolerant.

since at least 30% of the kilts at BM are actually skirts, one must accept and live and let live and stay far away from C & F or Stiffy Lube if one is a good looking, hunka hunka kilt for fear of attracting the unwanted attention of pink predators.

happens every year, suck a couple a dicks and all of a sudden you're a faggot....

that's a joke people, dont string me up by my Heterosexual balls, please.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:08 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:or they're just skirt-tolerant.

since at least 30% of the kilts at BM are actually skirts, one must accept and live and let live and stay far away from C & F or Stiffy Lube if one is a good looking, hunka hunka kilt for fear of attracting the unwanted attention of pink predators.

happens every year, suck a couple a dicks and all of a sudden you're a faggot....

that's a joke people, dont string me up by my Heterosexual balls, please.

do you know Pierre?

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:12 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:At what point does a kilt stop being a kilt and start being a skirt? Purple? Pink?

"Tis a kilt, man, were I wearing anything under it, then it would be a skirt."

You should have seen airport security when MyLarry offered to remove his Workman because every single snap was setting off the metal detectors and the guy with the wand was getting truly uncomfortable. "NO, that's alright sir!"

Please return to your scheduled Doom.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:24 am

since i am on the "probe every orifice" list with the TSA because of a previous fed. weapons charge, i ONLY go commando when traveling.

one less thing to take off, and the reactions are usually priceless since they expect boxers under my suit.

i was "Randomly Selected" THREE times at JFK last time i went thru there in 2006...

the last was a private booth so i just walked in and dropped my pants and after that they blushed and said...."thats ok, you can keep your pants on" and after checking my bag AGAIN they let me on the plane LAST so everybody WAITING for the extra 10 minutes to take off knew it was me they were searching.

boy, you get caught once fucking around with firearms and they never let you live it down.....geez.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:26 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:since i am on the "probe every orifice" list with the TSA because of a previous fed. weapons charge, i ONLY go commando when traveling.

one less thing to take off, and the reactions are usually priceless since they expect boxers under my suit.

i was "Randomly Selected" THREE times at JFK last time i went thru there in 2006...

the last was a private booth so i just walked in and dropped my pants and after that they blushed and said...."thats ok, you can keep your pants on" and after checking my bag AGAIN they let me on the plane LAST so everybody WAITING for the extra 10 minutes to take off knew it was me they were searching.

boy, you get caught once fucking around with firearms and they never let you live it down.....geez.

gotta be a good story, wanna share?

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:31 am

at least you were "commando" and not wearing girl's thong panties!!

altho that's been seen at Apokiliptika..

People are so F'n DOOMED to be what they are....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:38 am

yes, and others project what they want you to be....

to thine own self, be true.

thats why i smoke Marlboros, not More Light 120's....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:50 am

gotta be a good story, wanna share?

there's not much to tell Ygmir, i got popped at bm 2002 near the abyss with a sawed-off shottie in my saddlebags.

i brought it with me from NY for "protection"* on the road.

*that is the official story, i really just brought it because i like to go plinking and you just cant do that shit in the east unless you live in W. Virginia, but i avoid that state like the plague.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plinking

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:53 am

was that the cause of your familiarity with the "round house" in Lovelock?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:53 am

yes sir.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:01 am

Imagine:
had it happened last year, you might have been "hangin' with O.J." (a new sit-com on WB network)..........

I wish I knew how to make the posters you guys make. I can see a good one for "Lovelock, O.J., and, Doom"..........I can see a pic of knives, and a circular bar lined with bloody Mary's (Nichols).

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:11 am

i'd still be there (lovelock) or at lakeside detention for the criminally insane in sparks if it were'nt for my high friends, in places.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:34 am

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:39 am

I learned to shoot MyLarry's long barrel 12 gauge by plinking in West Virginia, in his mom's backyard. Big, hilly backyard. Although all I heard was the roar of the gun, and plastic doesn't "plink". However, I can make a milk jug dance in the air. Don't break into my house bearing gallons of dairy products!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:49 am

i guess it's time to drop the milkman Dan persona.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:39 pm

Isn't it spelled "knickers"?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:48 pm

not if they're stolen.

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:57 pm

Knickerbockers, pretty sure.

tubahurl · Post by **tubahurl** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:43 pm

tubahurl · Post by **tubahurl** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:45 pm

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:52 am