New For 2009: Barbie Death Village!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:14 pm

So Joel, count you in for BDV this year? We need representation from Illinois. Asked Blogo, but he told me to fuck off.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:24 am

Do you have the Sarah Palin Barbie yet?
It's only $20, but the clothes cost a LOT.

Next year they may offer it as a set with the trailer trash barbie.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:49 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:So Joel, count you in for BDV this year? We need representation from Illinois. Asked Blogo, but he told me to fuck off.

thinking, thinking... must re-learn to walk first.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:55 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:So Joel, count you in for BDV this year? We need representation from Illinois. Asked Blogo, but he told me to fuck off.

thinking, thinking... must re-learn to walk first.

Yeah, me too.

wannaberavin · Post by **wannaberavin** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:57 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:So Joel, count you in for BDV this year? We need representation from Illinois. Asked Blogo, but he told me to fuck off.

thinking, thinking... must re-learn to walk first.

Walk.... Why, we dont need to walk. Crawling is more fun!!

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:07 pm

looks like the Canadians will be back and a camp this time !!
Eric even mentioned bringing an art car and more souls..
Are we dusty and having fun yet ?

wannaberavin · Post by **wannaberavin** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:13 pm

akmojo wrote:looks like the Canadians will be back and a camp this time !!
Eric even mentioned bringing an art car and more souls..
Are we dusty and having fun yet ?

Eh!! Canadians again huh.

And we are always having fun JR, ALWAYS!!!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:59 pm

Yo JR, will the Canucks have a camp name? We need a fifth to qualify as a village.

Oh, and I won't be making it up to Anchorage this summer, though Blowfish might*. I've received a berth to the Boston Marathon so that will shoot my endurance running load. Maybe next year?*

* He's thinking about late June, maybe over the solstace. He'll want to know if he can crash at your place.

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:07 pm

hi Doc !!
+47 here.....
Blowfish is most welcome to come visit and I always have room... we'll bring lots of Salmon for this year !!!
The Canucks, "Boosch Camp" are planning on joining and also have another group of experienced burners that want to join too.. Eric mentioned bringing an art car this year.... I'll have them contact you...
so, have you decided on which appropriate Barbie outfit you will wear for Boston..?? don't forget to bring back some beans..

and of course pics...
give everyone my dusty best !!
BTW, Hawaii in 3 weeks, might see Barbie and the turtles again !!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:45 pm

Lucky you. Have you read some of the comments in the Experiences thread? I think it's safe to say you were not very well treated by the blonde one. Though I am of the opinion that the door swings both ways and rarely is one party completely in the right (unless of course it was me) and the other completely in the wrong (unless of course it was Yvoness). Enjoy the islands my friend.

By the way, do the Canucks need to be added to the email message list? I'd just as soon send it to one party and let him dispense the information as he sees fit.

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:25 pm

you know what they say if the truth hurts Plug your ears... In this case if the truth hurts maybe you should cover your EYES!!!

And I'm ALWAYS completely in the RIGHT! thats why they call me Barbie LOL

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:48 pm

Does this mean that BDV will be hosting the wedding of Akmojo and Barbie?

I'll go but Doc will have to loan me a tie from that "not mutated enuff art car"!

On a more serious note.. Doc are you going to burn a giant Barbie effigy or somthin?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:48 pm

You should give away the ties off of Tieland next year.

It won't be forgotten.

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:46 pm

I have to say that I really Like JR we had a lot of FUn & laughs (HAY) and went rounds, we had a 7 year relationship (without having the sex) in 2 weeks-
funny how the PLAYA always gives & shows us what we need to KNOW or the lessons we are supposed to learn LOL...

Could I have done BRC 2008 without... Drama & Expectations YES!!!

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:45 am

no sex.... damn !! I knew we forgot something....
we split the dust... at least no alimony or kids...

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:49 am

Well Remember, we did have the DOG Prince - Who ran away the 2nd day we got there, I hope he found a gggggooooooddddd Home !!

I never posted a lost and found about him - I think I'll do that now!! who knows maybe someone turned him in- I doubt IT- He was a great looking dog and very very quite and didn't eat anything soooooo he could have found a good HOME!!!!!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:50 am

Since the ties from Tieland are completely playafied, they are beginning to disintegrate. I'm afraid they'd be moop in no time. (We actually every year had to replace dozens if not hundreds of them. They don't do well in sun and alkali.) But maybe we'll bring a few along or, as is currently the plan, to use them as background for the Barbie Whorehouse Mobile. We plan on turning Tieland into a giant Barbie house, complete with white picket fence and sillouettes of Barbie taking it up the ass or giving head on the windows. Very un-PC. We have every year been asked if we are going to incinerate any of the Barbies, but the noxious fumes given off by burning bitches is enough to make anyone think twice about doing that. But just be sure that Tieland, in the new and improved more mutated version, will make it's triumphant return to the playa in 2009.

LisaLuckyOne · Post by **LisaLuckyOne** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:51 am

Barbie wrote:Well Remember, we did have the DOG Prince - Who ran away the 2nd day we got there, I hope he found a gggggooooooddddd Home !!

I never posted a lost and found about him - I think I'll do that now!! who knows maybe someone turned him in- I doubt IT- He was a great looking dog and very very quite and didn't eat anything soooooo he could have found a good HOME!!!!!

Some people are fucking unbelievable.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:30 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:... We have every year been asked if we are going to incinerate any of the Barbies, but the noxious fumes given off by burning bitches is enough to make anyone think twice about doing that.

Two words: wood chipper.

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:24 pm

I Love you to Miss Lucky ONe ..... you don't like pets???????

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:28 pm

oooooohhhhhhh ya know what else I LOVE IS THE FRENCH TOAST At BARBIE DEALTH CAMP!!! You should really come by and have some Miss Lucky One-

Isn't that right- Mouse my friend.... LOLOLOLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLL

420FienD420 · Post by **420FienD420** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:19 am

Is Barbie mutilation open to everyone? Or just to members of the camp?
Because... I'm in Barbarian Camp... and I think Barbarians should be able to mutilate just about anything >.>

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:56 pm

Oh, Doc has all sorts of people drop by and play and mutilate the barbies.

wannaberavin · Post by **wannaberavin** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:29 pm

akmojo wrote:no sex.... damn !! I knew we forgot something....
we split the dust... at least no alimony or kids...

Yeah but now we all have to share custody of the two of you on the playa this year. LOL!! You two are a hoot....

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:18 pm

Darn rootin tootin !!
no better hands than Barbie Camp !!!
but to be safe, I will make sure and conduct more safety meetings with Boosch Camp..... eh..

wannaberavin · Post by **wannaberavin** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:58 pm

akmojo wrote:Darn rootin tootin !!
no better hands than Barbie Camp !!!
but to be safe, I will make sure and conduct more safety meetings with Boosch Camp..... eh..

I agree. But this time I think I need to be in those safety meetings. Since we know safety is 3rd. LOL!! But in this case we will make sure it comes first.

janicels · Post by **janicels** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:36 pm

this year is going to be a great year...preserved in time will be in the bdcv

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:50 pm

We have just secured the domain name barbiedeathcamp.com and tonight will begin putting together our website. ATTENTION BARBIEBARIANS: We want to put up pictures of our fellow villagemates on the website. If you have an objection to this, let me know. And if you're new to our camp/village in 2009, email me a picture ([email protected] or [email protected]). This will be a kick ass site. I hope.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:29 am

does barbie death camp allow cheap imitation barbies? i just found some at the 99 cent store.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:34 am

We most surely do. We are an equal opprotunity offender. We are still looking for stuff to decorate our art truck with (My Size Barbies, Barbie sheets and sleeping bags, etc.), so most anything will do. Feel free to send them third-class snail mail to:

Dr. Pyro
PO Box 173
Penryn, CA 95663

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