Barbarian Camp

Wolfe · Post by **Wolfe** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:43 pm

littleflower wrote:do you have your furs yet, wolfe?

Not yet. I'm going to hit Tandy or someplace in the next few weeks, maybe grab some rabbit pelts or something. I'm going to barbarianize a set of boots with them

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--Wolfe

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:59 am

[quote="Ugly Dougly"]I'm distraught. CfM said that her costume couldn't be felt by me. Everyone else will get to feel it, but I guess I'm off-limits.

[quote]

Negative! I refer you to the second "note to self"...I thought you meant could it be

felt.

if anyone is ballsy enough --or stupid-- to take on a wooden, splinter-filled obstacle course sans clothing . . . well, I'm reminded of a quote my sensei's sensei used to say: "Pain is an excellent teacher".

Some people should be told it must be done naked. No, some people MUST be told it is a naked course. Anyone reeking of patchouli, not carrying water or their towel, and wearing a Bob Marley t-shirt.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:41 am

Hey, CfM, if you're planning to pitch you tent with the rest of us Barbs, drop me a PM please. Heck, do it anyway, just for the fun of it.

Wolfe, there's a Tandy in San Mateo:
http://www.tandyleatherfactory.com/

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:55 am

a nice fur bikini for the boys to try to feel up:

good luck!

Wolfe · Post by **Wolfe** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:05 am

littleflower wrote:a nice fur bikini for the boys to try to feel up:

good luck!

Cool; I'll take two of her to go.

You can keep the kitties; I don't have a litterbox big enough to accomodate them.

--Wolfe

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:09 pm

When I said I was hunting for some pussy...

Ah, never mind....

Wolfe · Post by **Wolfe** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:25 pm

Dougly,

Just purchased the soundtrack to "Mongol". If you're looking for more barbarian-themed music, I recommend this soundtrack. It's *good*.

--Wolfe

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:08 am

Thanks, I'll check it out.

I am a barbarian DJ now.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:15 am

[youtube][/youtube]

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:25 am

We are in need of a generator and a few floodlights. Without this, we cannot keep the Ostacle Course open at night.
Do we have any fans that can help us with this?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:56 pm

Hey, little flower, these wenches look comely and comfortable:

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:09 pm

Ja, Germanen Frauen.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:24 pm

* looking around for another little flower *

me??? shirley you jest .... if i wanted to look like a nun, i woulda become one!

... shudder ....

don't worry, dougly ... i got a few things going ... !!!!

(sorry if i offended anyone ...... )

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:55 am

Oldguy wrote:Ja, Germanen Frauen.

Ha ha ha...(reminds me of my dad's infamously bad "hoch Deutsch.")

Littleflower, just slit up the sides, down the front, leave a bit to the imagination and revel in a semblance of historical accuracy.

Last night I had ribs. "Hmmm..." I thought, eyeing my empty plate. "Bones." So I wrapped them up in a napkin and took them home, to add to my fur ensemble somehow (I think using an awl for holes might crack 'em...could carve runes in 'em, to give away...possibilities are endless).

Just keep an eye out all the time, everywhere...your outfit(s) will come together.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:10 am

C.f.M. wrote: Just keep an eye out all the time, everywhere...your outfit(s) will come together.

i do .... it's coming ...

i might spend a lot of time looking like an island native barbarian, though ... the fur things will be too hot for the day ... hope that's ok ...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:16 am

It's all good.

Is there still a chicken-bone sign in the making? How's K.f.C. doing?

I'll look into a backup.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:15 pm

chicken-bone sign is still in the planning stages! actually, i plan to roast a couple chickens and freeze the meat, for playa fare... make stock out of the bones, some of which may end up in a pot of pre-cooked playa chili ... THEN bleach the bones and use them on a sign. home depot had some wood scraps, but i am still thinking of trying to find something that looks a little more beat up.

also ... i looked for burlap at home depot and couldn't find it. in the garden section? that place is so damn big .... or do you have enough for several structures, to make them look a little more barbarianish?

damn, time is flying fast ...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:28 pm

I got two rolls. Look in the garden section.
"We need an associate in outside garden."

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:11 pm

CFM, a hot nail will burn a clean hole thru bone like a heated paperclip thru a fingernail to relieve a bloodblister.

When I was a scout we used round ham bones as neckerchief rings. We burned in designs with woodburning wands. But they don't let kids do that now, someone will get hurt and sue.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:45 pm

Course you could use a drill. Makes it smell like a dentists office.

Ah, the happy painful memories!

Wolfe · Post by **Wolfe** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:40 am

All I ask is that the sign is *big*-- like four feet by four feet, minimum

.

--Wolfe

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:23 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Course you could use a drill. Makes it smell like a dentists office.

Ah, the happy painful memories!

But then I'd have to buy a drill.

Or date a dentist.

...both things I could use, actually.

ETA:

http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.76103629.jpg

Snowah Zark · Post by **Snowah Zark** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:14 pm

this one is for you Sir Ugly, a gift from the gods, so to speak

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... beach.html

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:30 pm

steamed, with garlic, butter, olive oil, oregano, onion and Parmesan dipping sauce...........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:45 am

did you read the last couple lines? they are a delicacy in spain! yum ...

a 4' x 4' sign would require a lot of bones ....

so little time

... so much to do ...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:57 am

yeah, but, with the right "technique", you can get all the bones you want.........

Wolfe · Post by **Wolfe** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:59 am

ygmir wrote:steamed, with garlic, butter, olive oil, oregano, onion and Parmesan dipping sauce...........

Mmmm! Just like Mom used to make!

--Wolfe

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:05 am

ygmir wrote:yeah, but, with the right "technique", you can get all the bones you want.........

if you got any extras, i can find a good use for them!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:36 am

ygmir wrote:yeah, but, with the right "technique", you can get all the bones you want.........

Do have to bring my own shovel?

Wolfe · Post by **Wolfe** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:26 am

Another idea for a sign:

Have "Barbarian Camp" in Conan-movie font, and have a sword going through "Camp" like the word 'Conan' in the "Conan The Barbarian" movie title

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I wonder how much that would cost to do?

--Wolfe