Barbarian Camp

[Wolfe]

do you have your furs yet, wolfe?

Not yet. I'm going to hit Tandy or someplace in the next few weeks, maybe grab some rabbit pelts or something. I'm going to barbarianize a set of boots with them .

--Wolfe

[C.f.M.]

[quote="Ugly Dougly"]I'm distraught. CfM said that her costume couldn't be felt by me. Everyone else will get to feel it, but I guess I'm off-limits.
[quote]

Negative! I refer you to the second "note to self"...I thought you meant could it be



felt.

if anyone is ballsy enough --or stupid-- to take on a wooden, splinter-filled obstacle course sans clothing . . . well, I'm reminded of a quote my sensei's sensei used to say: "Pain is an excellent teacher".

Some people should be told it must be done naked. No, some people MUST be told it is a naked course. Anyone reeking of patchouli, not carrying water or their towel, and wearing a Bob Marley t-shirt.

[Ugly Dougly]

Hey, CfM, if you're planning to pitch you tent with the rest of us Barbs, drop me a PM please. Heck, do it anyway, just for the fun of it.

Wolfe, there's a Tandy in San Mateo:
http://www.tandyleatherfactory.com/

[littleflower]

a nice fur bikini for the boys to try to feel up:



good luck!

[Wolfe]

a nice fur bikini for the boys to try to feel up:



good luck!

Cool; I'll take two of her to go.

You can keep the kitties; I don't have a litterbox big enough to accomodate them.

--Wolfe

[Ugly Dougly]

When I said I was hunting for some pussy...

Ah, never mind....

[Wolfe]

Dougly,

Just purchased the soundtrack to "Mongol". If you're looking for more barbarian-themed music, I recommend this soundtrack. It's *good*.

--Wolfe

[Ugly Dougly]

Thanks, I'll check it out.

I am a barbarian DJ now.

[Ugly Dougly]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLTq0at-w5A[/youtube]

[Ugly Dougly]

We are in need of a generator and a few floodlights. Without this, we cannot keep the Ostacle Course open at night.
Do we have any fans that can help us with this?

[Ugly Dougly]

Hey, little flower, these wenches look comely and comfortable:

[Oldguy]

Ja, Germanen Frauen.

[littleflower]

* looking around for another little flower *

me??? shirley you jest .... if i wanted to look like a nun, i woulda become one!

... shudder ....

don't worry, dougly ... i got a few things going ... !!!!

(sorry if i offended anyone ...... )

[C.f.M.]

Ja, Germanen Frauen.

Ha ha ha...(reminds me of my dad's infamously bad "hoch Deutsch.")

Littleflower, just slit up the sides, down the front, leave a bit to the imagination and revel in a semblance of historical accuracy.

Last night I had ribs. "Hmmm..." I thought, eyeing my empty plate. "Bones." So I wrapped them up in a napkin and took them home, to add to my fur ensemble somehow (I think using an awl for holes might crack 'em...could carve runes in 'em, to give away...possibilities are endless).

Just keep an eye out all the time, everywhere...your outfit(s) will come together.

[littleflower]

Just keep an eye out all the time, everywhere...your outfit(s) will come together.

i do .... it's coming ...

i might spend a lot of time looking like an island native barbarian, though ... the fur things will be too hot for the day ... hope that's ok ...

[Ugly Dougly]

It's all good.

Is there still a chicken-bone sign in the making? How's K.f.C. doing?
I'll look into a backup.

[littleflower]

chicken-bone sign is still in the planning stages! actually, i plan to roast a couple chickens and freeze the meat, for playa fare... make stock out of the bones, some of which may end up in a pot of pre-cooked playa chili ... THEN bleach the bones and use them on a sign. home depot had some wood scraps, but i am still thinking of trying to find something that looks a little more beat up.

also ... i looked for burlap at home depot and couldn't find it. in the garden section? that place is so damn big .... or do you have enough for several structures, to make them look a little more barbarianish?

damn, time is flying fast ...

[Ugly Dougly]

I got two rolls. Look in the garden section.
"We need an associate in outside garden."

[Oldguy]

CFM, a hot nail will burn a clean hole thru bone like a heated paperclip thru a fingernail to relieve a bloodblister.

When I was a scout we used round ham bones as neckerchief rings. We burned in designs with woodburning wands. But they don't let kids do that now, someone will get hurt and sue.

[Ugly Dougly]

Course you could use a drill. Makes it smell like a dentists office.

Ah, the happy painful memories!

[Wolfe]

All I ask is that the sign is *big*-- like four feet by four feet, minimum .

--Wolfe

[C.f.M.]

Course you could use a drill. Makes it smell like a dentists office.

Ah, the happy painful memories!

But then I'd have to buy a drill.

Or date a dentist.

...both things I could use, actually.

ETA:



http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.76103629.jpg

[Snowah Zark]

this one is for you Sir Ugly, a gift from the gods, so to speak


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... beach.html

[ygmir]

steamed, with garlic, butter, olive oil, oregano, onion and Parmesan dipping sauce...........

[littleflower]

did you read the last couple lines? they are a delicacy in spain! yum ...

a 4' x 4' sign would require a lot of bones ....

so little time ... so much to do ...

[ygmir]

yeah, but, with the right "technique", you can get all the bones you want.........

[Wolfe]

steamed, with garlic, butter, olive oil, oregano, onion and Parmesan dipping sauce...........

Mmmm! Just like Mom used to make!

--Wolfe

[littleflower]

yeah, but, with the right "technique", you can get all the bones you want.........

if you got any extras, i can find a good use for them!

[Ugly Dougly]

yeah, but, with the right "technique", you can get all the bones you want.........

Do have to bring my own shovel?

[Wolfe]

Another idea for a sign:

Have "Barbarian Camp" in Conan-movie font, and have a sword going through "Camp" like the word 'Conan' in the "Conan The Barbarian" movie title .

I wonder how much that would cost to do?

--Wolfe