Your Best Burning Man quotes please...

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Post by TomServo » Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:17 am

ygmir wrote:
TomServo wrote:After the man fell....rangers held us back...saying wait for it! Wait for it!!
did they have both hands on your shoulders?
Pretty much.
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

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Post by Cap'nTrevor » Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:40 am

At the Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest:

"Lesbians! Outta nowhere!"

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Post by Elorrum » Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:52 am

Cap'nTrevor wrote:At the Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest:

"Lesbians! Outta nowhere!"
A Cinderella story....
"Ask again later." - Magic 8-Ball

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Post by Reebsicle » Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:01 am

"I don't know whether I should take a nap or do some drugs....."

I'm really awesome, and that's all you need to know.

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Quotes from home

Post by TheCookieMonster » Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:25 am

"Naked hippies tend to be nice neighbors." Cookie Monster

"I had so much fun. I got confused by shadows." Scorch

"Oh my god, this twinkie is amazing. It's like sexual... with all the cream!" Delay

"Those weren't just rice crispy treats, those were rice cripple treats." (some camp members' reference to some special treats I provided)

"Ugh. I need to go wipe my hand in playa dust.... I just touched my BlackBerry."

- We try to keep a quote book for the purposes of remembering all the fun we had... I hope this helps!

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Post by yumyumms » Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:22 pm

during the temple burn:

"I love you dad..."

"I love you God, thank you!!"

"I love you lesbian chicks!"


yelled by my neighbor over his megaphone

"stay classy burning man"

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Post by knowmad » Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:53 pm

Heard today, as we were telling burn tales;
"Should I Go to Burning Man?"
"It's Not A Question!"

love it!
Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

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Post by oscillator » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:09 pm

"That giant one-eyed green penis is freaking me out" - Lady Rotwang @ Ein Hammer

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Quotes from my first Burn!

Post by Runway Riot » Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:37 pm

"Small minds talk about people. Average minds talk about things. Brilliant minds talk about me."

"Maybe you should put 'yes' in your pocket instead of in your mouth."

"You are a pioneer woman: Laura Ingalls in lingerie."

"Don't drink the kool-aid honey."

"Since when did an open heart become an open orifice?"

"I refuse to dim my light so that you can shine brighter."

"If this is about radical self-expression, why does everyone look the same?"

"Those girls just vetoed us getting on the art car. Where is the LOVE?"

"If you don't have it, you don't need it!"

"Penis windchime straps available here."

"Only dumbasses and clowns are allowed in that camp. And you, my dear, are neither." :lol:
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Post by robrob » Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:26 am

"lick your finger and stick it in the bag"

"who's that piece of shit laying in the dirt by my tent?"

"quit acting wierd"

"woomp woomp woomp"

"better eat a couple more to make sure it's working"

"it's not a video game, it's a virtual world" (ED: lol @ secondlife)

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Post by LostinReno » Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:02 am

From an eight year old, "Look, it's Derrick Zoolander!"

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Post by ygmir » Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:19 pm

"yes, it's ok to touch it"

Unabashed Nordic

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Post by knowmad » Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:54 am

I found an art bok of mine with some BRC stuff in it, I'm always writing down what I hear, this one I believe, was our neighbor, talking to her camp mate.

"Woke up and saw my nuva ring stuck to his chest. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. wtf?"
"He didnt ask why there was a glowstick crammed up there?"
Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:58 pm

Frida Be You & Me

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Post by Mulligan » Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:55 pm

"Honey, I'm taking the cooler out for a walk."

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Post by daft » Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:08 pm

Its two doors down

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Post by mdmf007 » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:08 pm

Your on birth control...right?

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Post by BBadger » Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:23 am

Staring into the central playa at night for the first time:

"What... the... fuck... is... this..?"

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Post by MikeGyver » Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:51 pm

Just read this one and had to share it. "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools"-Douglas Adams

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Post by peterakabob » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:05 am

"Want some cucumbers, maaan?" - Our stoned neighbor

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Post by moonrise » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:41 am

"Wecome!! We're the dirty, dusty, lazy, drunken, cripple camp"

"You ate all of them?!!!"
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!

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Post by Dr Helix » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:47 pm

Saw it yesterday on a different thread.

"Trust me, I'm a burner"
"Love, Rockets and write when you get work"

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:53 pm

From an early documentary:
"It's like the Rainbow Gathering for bad people."

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Re: Your Best Burning Man quotes please...

Post by Magellan » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:12 pm

"Are you kidding? Three more Burning Mans and I'm gay!" - Butter

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Re: Your Best Burning Man quotes please...

Post by Trishntek » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:07 pm

I,,,,,, can't,,,,, help,,,,, myself,,,,,

Food is nothing more than shit with benefits
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!


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