Your Best Burning Man quotes please...

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Simon of the Playa
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 19, 2010 10:00 am

and boy is he pissed.
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Postby orangepeelmoses » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:03 pm

Black Rock out with your cock out

Opm

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Postby falcon451 » Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:19 pm

I've always loved this one, posted by Gyre on 9-28-08

[i]"I was bored and I had some propane left"
(meaning 400-500 lbs)

What a girl said to me late one night, after setting off a fuel air explosion over our camp with no notice.

That actually made sense to me.[/i]

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Postby FjordLynn » Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:49 pm

Burning Man is a mirror: if an ape looks in, a Quetzalcoatl is hardly likely to look out.
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Postby alt12 » Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:44 pm

this was overheard on the outer playa. middle aged man talking into a satellite phone.... no joke:

"Yes, Daddy's having a great time on his camping trip. Now please hand the phone over to mommy so I can wish her a happy birthday"

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Postby Brooks_DallasTX » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:20 am

Clar-i-ty wrote:One more, said by my then 8 year old son on camera for the Beyond Blackrock movie-

Question: What is Burning Man?

Answer: It's a glowing man, made of sticks


If only I could see and live life with this simplicity and clarity.
Normal is boring.

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Postby darren y » Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:24 pm

my favorite is to greet people as they are arriving "the burn was cancelled, don't even bother to unpack"
the looks of disbelief are priceless
aka: Mr. Mister

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my favorite...............

Postby scottgeller » Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:53 pm

I just took WHAT??? :evil: :evil: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Dr Jet Sinister » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:36 pm

"Burners are like a bunch of 8yr olds with credit cards that no one ever says 'no' to." -Major Mallet explaining how it works to a couple of newbie campmates.

"Give it a rest hippie! It was just a fucking rainbow!"

"The burn was last week. You missed it." -guy on a bicycle passing us when we were arriving early

"Scale back?! Nobody scales back for burning man."
Suck it.
"They're like a bunch of Honey Badgers in a sea of hippies." -Goathead

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:39 pm

Dr Jet Sinister wrote:"Burners are like a bunch of 8yr olds with credit cards that no one ever says 'no' to." -Major Mallet explaining how it works to a couple of newbie campmates.

May;be we should be collecting Malletisms into a little book for the village...
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Postby Dr Jet Sinister » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:50 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Dr Jet Sinister wrote:"Burners are like a bunch of 8yr olds with credit cards that no one ever says 'no' to." -Major Mallet explaining how it works to a couple of newbie campmates.

May;be we should be collecting Malletisms into a little book for the village...

It needs to be a video collage. There's just no way to convey the brilliance and timing of The Mallet in print.
Suck it.
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Postby stroppy » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:41 am

Come for the nookie, stay for the bacon.

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Postby stephgreenwill » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:48 pm

The Playa will provide.
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Postby hollywallydoodle » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:07 am

“aww...i have playa footâ€

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Postby bambos07 » Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:38 pm

"burn the candle at both ends and your light will be twice as bright..."

"It will all be all-right in the end. If it's not all right, it's not the end" (said to me halfway through a crazy shroom experience)

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Postby playabike » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:46 pm

"I heard Daft Punk is playing at 1130 and D after the man burns."

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Postby Fire_Moose » Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:32 am

"Nine Inch Nails is playing at Opulent during the Temple burn"
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Postby Janet Planet » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:44 pm

A bad lookin' dude in a black leather thong codpiece and black armbands with spikes, whose bike fell over and knocked down a row of parked bikes:
"Oh, my goodness!"

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Postby googbox » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:50 pm

From the looks of the inside of my tent- I had a fun night!

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Postby Zeebs » Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:54 pm

"Everything is *especially* on acid."
"Wherever you are, BE there!"

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Postby knowmad » Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:16 pm

I haven't Scene this mutch new stuff since I was 3!

Crap! I'm gonna have to describe all this.

oh, you're right, it is full of Stars. (A voice in the loo next to me)
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Postby itssunnyv » Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:37 pm

'Safety Third'

'You're doing it wrong'

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Postby badbad bear » Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:35 am

"hey! moop is not a gift!"

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Postby kiki.enfuego » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:49 pm

That was my camp and my potluck contribution. Indeed the plate was clearly labeled "medicinal".

Follow-up - He passed the piss test and is now working as a contractor in Afghanistan...

[quote="Remark"]couple years ago at a wonderful camp potluck...

"Fuck! Fuck! you're kidding me, right? I have to take a fuckin' piss test for the army when I get back....Fuck!"

(side note: everything was labeled very well)[/quote]

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Postby K-mom » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:33 pm

"Oh Crap! I left my soul mate in my other pants!"
You call it malt liquor, I call it breakfast.

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Postby geekster » Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:15 pm

"Some guy in a tutu with three day's growth beat me up. He jumped on a giant duck and took off".

I could happen.
Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.

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Postby gladeye » Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:51 am

"Hey, don't piss on my truck and don't tell me which drugs to take!"


"Leave him alone. He knows what he's doing."


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"Madness is the first sign of dandruff" - Dr. Winston O'Boogie

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:17 am

"Where the fuck do they find you people?"

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Postby serenater » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:38 pm

"Go right it's the only way left."
Hello all you boys and girls I'd like to take you to the inside world, it's quite an irregular place to be, but never fear you're safe with me....well...maybe.

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Postby gerlachedNloaded » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:47 am

"fuck this storm. Blowfish promised you a goddamn party and that's what we're gonna do, cause I said so".
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