Hangover Pain Management Clinic and Dispensory 2010!

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Hangover Pain Management Clinic and Dispensory 2010!

Post by djaded » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:09 am

The evil Doc Van Dyke would like to announce 2010 as the grand opening of the hangover pain management clinic and dispensory. We will be writing 'scripts for all things hung. Just point to the doll and show Doc Van Dyke where the bad man touched you.

Cotton mouth? Have some hydrating electrolytes. Does your tummy hurt? Try 5 oz of pork. Cracked out? Have some vitamins and yogurt. Not hungover? You should be ashamed! Try our lethal injection and see the Doc in the morning.

I should add that we are a camp of queer women/transmen. We would love to have more happy queers and straight people (despite the unnatural things they to behind closed doors) join us in irradicating playa hangovers!
It's those Swedes again....get the hose.

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Post by Oldguy » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:32 pm

Grand idea.

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Post by djaded » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:35 pm

Some other remedies we will carry:

Emergen-c
B vitamins
Miso soup
Advil
Tylenol
Cocconut water
Tums
Alka seltzer
Gatorade
Bacon
Sausage
Milk
Menudo

Does anyone have any other sugestions?
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Post by gaminwench » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:55 pm

licorice tea for dusty lungs...

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Post by oneeyeddick » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:58 pm

He said cocknut water....hehe.
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Post by Boijoy » Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:00 pm

that is so funny I had the SAME idea for a camp. Then I thought do I really want to hang our with a bunch of crabby assed hanging burners??.. answer NO. But thank you for taking it up. I may have to swing by and see you gals. :D
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Post by djaded » Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:20 pm

Yes, we have a cocknut juicery in back, celestial bodies.

Boijoy: you better come see us. Hangover or not. We will be serving "lethal injections" which are Capri suns injected with everclear by a hypodermic needle. They are awesome!
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Post by goathead » Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:30 pm

kefir


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Post by pinemom » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:09 am

I would have to say this is the best damn idea for a theme camp Ive seen pop over the airwaves in years!!!!

Correction...EVER seen!

Dont forget the Bloody fuckin' mary's!
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Post by Fire_Moose » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:46 am

what about screwdrivers in case you need to fix some lose screws...



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Post by djaded » Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:17 am

A little hair of the dog never hurt anyone...and yes, the best bloody marys on the playa saturday morning.
It's those Swedes again....get the hose.

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Post by Bounce530 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:09 pm

Pinemon beat me to it...I was going to suggest tomato juice.
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Post by Bounce530 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:11 pm

oh, and Pepto...beer shits on the playa are the worst! (so i've heard)
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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:17 pm

Is there any chance of getting a footrub while reviving my vive when I'm there ?
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Post by gerlachedNloaded » Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:20 pm

ooh ooh, im definitely stopping by! bring my "big" cup along and dance a jig or two :lol:

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:32 pm

Don't forget the Dr. Pepper....... It'll save your life!!.... and I'll have a little rum in mine........ 8)
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:53 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Is there any chance of getting a footrub while reviving my vive when I'm there ?
Only if you give me one first.
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Post by djaded » Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:01 pm

Isn't there an accupuncture point in the foot that relieves hangovers? I can pound in some rusty rebar and you guys can take turns hitting the spot.

I heard pepto dehydrates you and makes hangovers worse. Does anyone else drink the pink stuff when hung?
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Post by Boijoy » Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:21 pm

7up & Beef Jerky will cure whatever ails ya.
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Post by djaded » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:31 am

Ginger ale?
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Post by chiefdanfox » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:52 pm

djaded wrote: Does anyone else drink the pink stuff when hung?
Don't I wish I could answer that...

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Post by oscillator » Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:19 am

djaded wrote:Does anyone else drink the pink stuff when hung?
Indubitably!

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Post by Deb Prothero » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:43 am

If you want to be serving any hung or hung over Canadians, you'll be wanting to have the Bloody Caesars instead of the Bloody Marys but they'd be too polite to point out the difference.

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Post by stormyplaya » Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:29 am

Honey. Crystalized works best. For people who lose their voices due to the dust, yelling too much, or that wacky tabaccy they smoke.

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Post by lothos 1162 » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:41 am

If all your remedies don"t work,send them over to Deathguild the Thunderdome Medics will beat it out of them.Lothos.....Be Afraid....Be Very Afraid!

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Post by Here and there » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:44 am

djaded wrote:Does anyone have any other suggestions?
Onion soup for alcohol hangovers is very traditional, but I'm guessing that almost anything in the "boiled meat and vegetables" family of dishes would work, as long as it comes without any sharp or sour sauces, and is seasoned with a fair amount of salt.

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Post by Minxy » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:46 pm

Orange juice!

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Post by unjonharley » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:34 am

Smallville Soylent Green farm will be picking up at the clinic each morning.

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Post by vart41 » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:13 pm

mmmm bloody marys... mmmmmm
don't forget the viagras, cialis, etc... those are so important after those long active nights... :o)
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Post by LostinReno » Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:39 pm

Deb Prothero wrote:If you want to be serving any hung or hung over Canadians, you'll be wanting to have the Bloody Caesars instead of the Bloody Marys but they'd be too polite to point out the difference.
Agreed! This is one of the best ideas of a theme camp!!! Although I don't know if I could deal with the grumpy masses. The grumpy camp mates were plenty! (myself being one of the grumpiest in the mornings!) :lol:

Deb, come on over to our camp, we have taught the masses in the vicinity of 7 & Kinship, the beauty of a Ceasar! I've even turned on a lot of people to Ceasar beers. An ice cold PBR mixed with some Clamato upon waking up is also heavenly! :twisted:

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