From the Desk of Liz Estrada

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From the Desk of Liz Estrada

Post by H.G.Crosby » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:39 pm

I just received a very disturbing and profound memo From the Desk of Liz Estrada that i thought i should share with you, the members of eplaya and the community at large..

it reads as follows...

"DEAR FUCKNUTS, WE, THE MEMBERS OF BDOBWBH (BULL DYKES ON BIKES WITH BULL HORNS) WOULD LIKE TO WARN ALL WARRING PARTIES IN THE GREAT ART FAG VS. SPARKLEPONY CONFLICT THAT SHOULD ANY ATTEMPTS BE MADE BY EITHER SIDE TO INITIATE OR CARRY ON SAID BATTLE, OUR GROUP WILL RIDE OUR PURPLE HARLEYS AROUND AND AROUND YELLING THE MOST GOD AWFUL THINGS INTO OUR BULL HORNS WITH OUR HUSKY VOICES THEREBY RUINING ALL MOOD LIGHTING, DRUGS, STIMULATING LUBE OR MECHANICAL ACCOUTREMENTS AND HENCE, NO ONE, I REPEAT NO ONE WILL GET ANY ALL WEEK (UNLESS YOU'RE DEAF) AND YOUR DREAMS OF HAVING MANY SEXY PARTIES WILL BECOME NIGHTMARES.

sparkle ponies......TURN THAT SHIT DOWN JUST A BIT!



art fags.........LIGHTEN UP ON THE EYE CANDY A LITTLE



c'mon you know that secretly, most ravers want to blow the fuck out of something with a .50 cal. and most crotchety old tymee burners really enjoy shaking their groove thing, they just wear masks so their dpw friends wont make fun of them.


so, unless you, the community at large want to suffer through a sexless Burning Man, i suggest you heed my warning, and play nice.


see you in the dust.

Liz Estrada,




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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:03 pm

Yeah, we all studied Aristophanes in college. Have a great burn.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:20 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Yeah, we all studied Aristophanes in college.
In fact, I know the croaking chorus from the frogs of Aristophanes.
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Post by Kiro » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:05 pm

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Post by maggiemayday » Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:38 pm

Who cunt-slapped that bitch awake?

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oh, gp back to northwestern pennsylvania

Post by H.G.Crosby » Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:13 pm

who are you calling a bitch, missy pissy?

cant you fucking spell?


IM A BUTCH!


d-fucking-uh!
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note to self....use more post it notes.

Post by Liz Estrada » Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:15 pm

oh dear, mismatched socks.....how dreadful...
"larry was better"

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Post by oneeyeddick » Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:16 pm

Sweet, nice to see ya...Maggie.
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Post by kingsoon » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:00 am

vat is veeth zees mizz madched zoks ting?
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Post by Fire_Moose » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:16 am

Whoa, OED, yer sig pic is giving me flashbacks.
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Post by The CO » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:18 am

How are bull dykes holding out going to stop the straights & gay men from having sex? I'll grab my head nurse and do it in the middle of their bike circle.
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a picture speaks a thousand words.

Post by Liz Estrada » Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:26 pm

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go ahead, try and get a boner now, mr. smarty pants.
"larry was better"

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Post by The CO » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:57 pm

To late, already did!
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Post by Boijoy » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:19 pm

is that the " Billy Ray Cyrus " boner?
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Post by ygmir » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:39 pm

the Richard Geer boner:

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Post by Isotopia » Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:36 pm

The only thing scarier than the initial threat is the possibility of these autocratic dykes start to 1) read feminist poetry or 2) break out their acoustic guitars and play something they heard at the Michigan Women's Festival.


The horror. The.... hor..agh...

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Post by spectabillis » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:17 pm

just wait until someone remixes helen reddy as an emo song and it goes double platinum


btw: ive never heard a feminist cougar purr, they just stare at me licking their fangs..

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Re: a picture speaks a thousand words.

Post by Kinetik V » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:25 pm

Liz Estrada wrote:Image


go ahead, try and get a boner now, mr. smarty pants.
Uhh....what in the wide, wide world of sports is that? Or do I wanna know? Perhaps it's best if I quickly hit the scroll bar, do about 7 shots of tequila and just forget I saw that.
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Post by Isotopia » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:28 pm

Judging from the mullets they're from Tennessee and both are pre-op.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:46 pm

Isotopia wrote:The only thing scarier than the initial threat is the possibility of these autocratic dykes start to 1) read feminist poetry or 2) break out their acoustic guitars and play something they heard at the Michigan Women's Festival.


The horror. The.... hor..agh...


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Post by Trishntek » Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:54 am

Isotopia wrote:Judging from the mullets they're from Tennessee and both are pre-op.
Wow! I'm glad that isn't post-op! So are they going MtF? or FtM? I'm not real sure,,,,,
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:36 am

if i were you i would hold off on the clitique, mrs. whipsandchains...

there will come a day, not too far from this day i imagine, where you will be so ugly not even god will fuck you, and then your whole lifes work will seem for naught as even your dildo runs and hides from your crone-like opening....


just sayin'...
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Post by C.f.M. » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:09 am

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Post by Boijoy » Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:36 am

ahhh.. I actually saw the birth of the "Pussy Manifesto" @ the High Sierra Music Festival about , gosh, 9 years ago??? Very entertaining. :)
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:03 pm

bump.




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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:46 am

Which one's you, Simon?

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Post by graidawg » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:10 pm

why did i look ? will i never learn
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:59 pm

Which one do you want me to be dougly?
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Post by goathead » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:05 pm

Just a guess, but he would probably like you to be the little one.

:shock:

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:13 pm

Yes, from what i can glean, he does like the madame butterfly type...
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