Jesus Water???

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:35 am

Shhhhhhh!

don't mention JHVH1 by name....

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:33 am

[quote="theCryptofishist"]They forgot Jehovah. He's often understood to be fire.[/quote]
She said jehovah! can we stone her (Passes large bud j over)

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:36 am

Ohh......that Church did this "deed" to satisfy their *egos*, pfft

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 am

I'm with Shambala. They were really nice to me, gave me a gallon of fresh water and never once tried to preach to me. I, for one, appreciate their gift.

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:33 am

lonestoner916 wrote:
Speedbump wrote:Obviously Jesus would piss out PBR. Jesus Fracking Christ...
KEG STAND!!

Yuo forgot the 13th apostle, but that's OK since god is a DJ.

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sir_baxter · Post by **sir_baxter** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:17 am

[quote="Simon of the Playa"]In the U.S., the number of earth-worshipping [size=18][color=red]pagans[/color][/size] at the Burning Man Festivals have grown to tens of thousands. People come from Canada, Brazil, Germany, Russia, and 25 other countries to an isolated corner of Black Rock Desert in Nevada, where other Wiccans, Satanists, goddesses, [size=24][color=violet]nudists[/color][/size], and a consortium of party-goers converge on the hot Nevada desert for a Labor Day weekend of "[size=18]glorious Hell on earth.[/size]"

Recent Burning Man festivals included The Floating World, based on the New Age concept that "[size=24]Reality is so big[/size] we must protect ourselves from it.... Our little worlds, in truth, are ships that float upon a sea," the Chaos Cabaret, a dinner theater devoted to celebrating the two purest forms of chaos: the Maelstrom (a violent, disordered, turbulent state bursting with activity) and [size=18]the Abyss ( an immeasurable place of the damned[/size]), "[size=24]Motel 666[/size]", and "Crucifixion With a Celebrity" where one could purchase a picture of a crucified obese Elvis while eating hamburgers sold by devil-worshippers at the McSatan cafe wearing T-shirts that proudly proclaimed, "Praise The Whore!"

As in the past, this year's clothing-optional Burning Man offers a no-holds-barred "Woodstock" style festival where neo-pagans, wiccans, transvestitie entertainers, curiosity seekers, and [color=yellow]old hippies[/color] can go to trance, perform rituals, burn sacrifices to deities, [color=red]fornicate[/color], and otherwise "express" themselves.

The 40-foot-high effigy Burning Man (the "Spirit [color=blue]Cave Man[/color]"-- sacred to local Indians and New Agers) will be torched as usual together with just about everything else at the close of the festivity.

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magic8ball · Post by **magic8ball** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:25 am

we keep our occult very secret. Peoples here are not so open, with heavy Catholic presence.
Why is so much alternate Gods in America from Greek/Roman/Egyptian?

Upinis, Dievas Senelis, are also.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:59 am

IM OUT BABY!

WAY OUT!

ALL HAIL LUCIFER! and Dr. Dre too!

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Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:46 am

sir_baxter wrote:you will be judged in the end, but you wil lbe judged for who YOU are not who THEY , THEM and THIS group of people is

All I know is I'm fucked if Judge Judy gets there first.

sir_baxter · Post by **sir_baxter** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:09 pm

[quote="Sic Pup"][quote="sir_baxter"]you will be judged in the end, but you wil lbe judged for who YOU are not who THEY , THEM and THIS group of people is[/quote]

All I know is I'm fucked if Judge Judy gets there first.[/quote]

this must not be allowed to happen..gentlemen....call out...the clowns...*evily raps fingers against each other*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:16 pm

The chief advantage of Jesus Water is it's easy to walk across.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:24 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:The chief advantage of Jesus Water is it's easy to walk across.

.................

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:04 pm

JStep wrote:
Fire_Moose wrote:They should give out rebar stakes too, i spend so much on gas hauling all those up there.
Can they just build a Hilton out there and charge $1000 tickets to stay for the week?

I heard Dr. Dre, Eazy E and Toupac were already working on that with Larry. It's going to have a Super Wal-Mart with a smaller Wal-Mart in it, McDonald's and a Burning Man theme park with a gift shop.

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:09 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:The chief advantage of Jesus Water is it's easy to walk across.

Only when it's frozen or mixed with a lot of corn starch.

addison4 · Post by **addison4** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:53 am

It needs to be said that many people at Burning Man are seeking spiritual truth. Ultimately the Playa is a greater truth itself; I don't think any serious burner doubts that, else they wouldn't keep attending.

The entire anti-Christian aspect is a low level interpretation of BM by both the Christians and the anti-Christians.

I find BM to be highly spiritual. I also don't like the fact that we are breaking the Judeo/Christian commandment of Idol worship. Doing this may break the curse of religious dogma for some burners, but the knee jerk anti-Christian dogma of this reaction is on a low spiritual level. There is greater meaning in BM than just escaping social convention without meaning. It is this freedom, morality, and feeling of belonging that makes the festival.

I also propose that BM is more like true religion should be: a greater truth with compassion and without dogma. In that light I don't think Christianity is incompatible with BM in general.

Personally, I don't attend the actual burn, but enjoy the festival. It's a good compromise for me spiritually. However, I have researched the concepts behind BM in depth, and find them to be socially significant.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:14 am

I'd like to use their water to bathe my graven idols.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:40 am

let Baal Take care off his Own.

Speedbump · Post by **Speedbump** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:31 pm

I honestly donâ€™t think anyone is actually worshipping â€œThe Manâ€

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:12 pm

[quote="Speedbump"]I honestly donâ€™t think anyone is actually worshipping â€œThe Manâ€

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:27 pm

[quote="Speedbump"]Still however I doubt any burners are requesting that â€œThe Manâ€

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:44 pm

[quote="theCryptofishist"][quote="Speedbump"]Still however I doubt any burners are requesting that â€œThe Manâ€

Post by **Sham** » Sat May 14, 2011 2:51 pm

Does any recall the name of the church group that was passing out the water? I am wondering if they will be back again this year. I hope this thread didn't scare them off.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sat May 14, 2011 5:01 pm

I think they are planning to be Raptured up next week anyway.

MDF, PM sent, Anti M

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat May 14, 2011 9:17 pm

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Jesus Water???

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my son Gideon will tear the forest Down.