Yellow Bike Ninjas

[capjbadger]

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-Badger

[AKDMAN]

Now that bike art is what I had in mind, I do admit the idea is funny, but to do it would not be so funny, the idea came about last year when I found a throng of yellow bikes hidden behind a bus, before I could ride away on one two people arrived on yellow bikes and added them to the mass, pretty lame being behind the bus off the road.... I was at my camp, so this year I plan to mass the hidden yellow bikes of my camp in a more public location, that I will do... And anyone with yellow ninja costumes is more than welcome at the Spenard Bar, we will get you drunk

[gyre]

Wait a minute. Aren't you with the group that's setting up the Spenard Bar? If so this makes perfect sense. In my experience, Alaskans have a VERY different sense of humor that that of Americans. I fucking love Alaskans and plan on someday defecting and applying for assylum, either kind.

Question. Does the bike have to be yellow or green when stolen or will you accept them if they've been repainted. I frequent the seedy side of town(s) and gun down gangbangers for giggles. Then I rifle through their bloodstained clothing looking for cans of spray paint that managed to escape the hail of bullets from mah Glock. Yeah, I think it's ironic too. The little muthafucka's talk so tough and rap their little songs about Glocks but the truth is they seldom pack anything more than a Raven .25ACP or a Lorcin .22LR, bitches.
AND, their drugs are so stomped on that it's not uncommon to have to shoot 3-5 bangers in an evening just to get a good buzz going. Not that I'm complaining. I believe in the work ethic that built this great nation but ammunition gets expensive, especially when I can't recover ammo from the dead.

Ahh but I digress.
The idea sounds solid.
Roll wit it, yo.

Ff

We found a gangster carrying a gun down his pants, as is the fashion.

The lockworks was completely frozen.
That's who I want shooting at me.

(We have heat and humidity here.)

[Foxfur]

Wait a minute. Aren't you with the group that's setting up the Spenard Bar? If so this makes perfect sense. In my experience, Alaskans have a VERY different sense of humor that that of Americans. I fucking love Alaskans and plan on someday defecting and applying for assylum, either kind.

Question. Does the bike have to be yellow or green when stolen or will you accept them if they've been repainted. I frequent the seedy side of town(s) and gun down gangbangers for giggles. Then I rifle through their bloodstained clothing looking for cans of spray paint that managed to escape the hail of bullets from mah Glock. Yeah, I think it's ironic too. The little muthafucka's talk so tough and rap their little songs about Glocks but the truth is they seldom pack anything more than a Raven .25ACP or a Lorcin .22LR, bitches.
AND, their drugs are so stomped on that it's not uncommon to have to shoot 3-5 bangers in an evening just to get a good buzz going. Not that I'm complaining. I believe in the work ethic that built this great nation but ammunition gets expensive, especially when I can't recover ammo from the dead.

Ahh but I digress.
The idea sounds solid.
Roll wit it, yo.

Ff

We found a gangster carrying a gun down his pants, as is the fashion.

The lockworks was completely frozen.
That's who I want shooting at me.

(We have heat and humidity here.)

And the heat and humidity down his drawers must have been stupendous!
I love stupid criminals

Out on patrol last night and I got me a grange banger. He was leaning up against the grain elevator pushing bad Billy Ray Cyrus CD's on the little kids when I picked up the mail from the PO Box. Came back @ 11pm and homie was still kickin it. Had his John Deere cap all cocked sideways, his Stihl suspenders down by his knees, and baggy Carrhart's. Punk!
So I took him down, pawed thru his Monsanto logo starter jacket and turned up three cans of spray paint. One had blown when one of my handloaded 'hayseed hollowpoints' errantly clipped it. But the other two cans? Green AND yellow baby!
I think I'm set for now.

Oh Hell No! I just realized while BRC = Black Rock City, it can also equal Billy Ray Cyrus.
Coincidence? I think not!
Didn't someone say p diddy bought an equity share of the org from Dre?
This is really getting confusing.
Sanity is overrated. Waaay to ridgid and that's a fact

I love my job,
Ff

[MyDearFriend]

Foxfur, your posts need to come with a warning label

NOT SAFE FOR COFFEE

I am gonna be coughing this crap out of my lungs for the rest of the day.

[gyre]

Foxfur, for some fun, try painting over all the territory marks.

We had two districts freaked out that they were being taken over.
All the killings stopped for months.

A bit of care is suggested.
We even use an untraceable car.

We see everything here, up to full auto weapons.
Had a driveby done with high power something recently.

[Minxy]

ROFL you guys are terrible. In a good way!

[gyre]

On the yellow bike thing, it is a big problem that they aren't yellow.
Too hard to spot at night, and I'm told that LED color spectrum causes specific issues with green.

One reason yellow was the original choice for this, is that it's a rare color for bikes.
Green, not so much.

I used a green bike that I thought had been adopted.
Later I wasn't sure, so I took it to the ranger station.
With the green color used, they weren't sure, but decided it was probably not one of the loaner bikes.
I'm still not sure.
There are some made from abandoned bikes.

It's risky to take a green bike out there and leave it unlocked.

[delle]

Wait a minute. Aren't you with the group that's setting up the Spenard Bar? If so this makes perfect sense. In my experience, Alaskans have a VERY different sense of humor that that of Americans. I fucking love Alaskans and plan on someday defecting and applying for assylum, either kind.

Question. Does the bike have to be yellow or green when stolen or will you accept them if they've been repainted. I frequent the seedy side of town(s) and gun down gangbangers for giggles. Then I rifle through their bloodstained clothing looking for cans of spray paint that managed to escape the hail of bullets from mah Glock. Yeah, I think it's ironic too. The little muthafucka's talk so tough and rap their little songs about Glocks but the truth is they seldom pack anything more than a Raven .25ACP or a Lorcin .22LR, bitches.
AND, their drugs are so stomped on that it's not uncommon to have to shoot 3-5 bangers in an evening just to get a good buzz going. Not that I'm complaining. I believe in the work ethic that built this great nation but ammunition gets expensive, especially when I can't recover ammo from the dead.

Ahh but I digress.
The idea sounds solid.
Roll wit it, yo.

Ff

And the heat and humidity down his drawers must have been stupendous!
I love stupid criminals

Out on patrol last night and I got me a grange banger. He was leaning up against the grain elevator pushing bad Billy Ray Cyrus CD's on the little kids when I picked up the mail from the PO Box. Came back @ 11pm and homie was still kickin it. Had his John Deere cap all cocked sideways, his Stihl suspenders down by his knees, and baggy Carrhart's. Punk! So I took him down, pawed thru his Monsanto logo starter jacket and turned up three cans of spray paint. One had blown when one of my handloaded 'hayseed hollowpoints' errantly clipped it. But the other two cans? Green AND yellow baby!
I think I'm set for now.

Oh Hell No! I just realized while BRC = Black Rock City, it can also equal Billy Ray Cyrus.
Coincidence? I think not!
Didn't someone say p diddy bought an equity share of the org from Dre?
This is really getting confusing.
Sanity is overrated. Waaay to ridgid and that's a fact

I love my job,
Ff

And people wonder why I'm so fucking addicted to this place!!!!


That was just brilliant. I could smell the punk's eau de motoroil from here!

[gyre]

ROFL you guys are terrible. In a good way!

The weird thing is, most of the markings didn't go back up, and nothing quickly.
That was unexpected.

And now, other people quickly paint over any put up.


The hard part is mapping all of them ahead of time, so you can get them all at once.

[Foxfur]

Wait a minute. Aren't you with the group that's setting up the Spenard Bar? If so this makes perfect sense. In my experience, Alaskans have a VERY different sense of humor that that of Americans. I fucking love Alaskans and plan on someday defecting and applying for assylum, either kind.

Question. Does the bike have to be yellow or green when stolen or will you accept them if they've been repainted. I frequent the seedy side of town(s) and gun down gangbangers for giggles. Then I rifle through their bloodstained clothing looking for cans of spray paint that managed to escape the hail of bullets from mah Glock. Yeah, I think it's ironic too. The little muthafucka's talk so tough and rap their little songs about Glocks but the truth is they seldom pack anything more than a Raven .25ACP or a Lorcin .22LR, bitches.
AND, their drugs are so stomped on that it's not uncommon to have to shoot 3-5 bangers in an evening just to get a good buzz going. Not that I'm complaining. I believe in the work ethic that built this great nation but ammunition gets expensive, especially when I can't recover ammo from the dead.

Ahh but I digress.
The idea sounds solid.
Roll wit it, yo.

Ff

And the heat and humidity down his drawers must have been stupendous!
I love stupid criminals

Out on patrol last night and I got me a grange banger. He was leaning up against the grain elevator pushing bad Billy Ray Cyrus CD's on the little kids when I picked up the mail from the PO Box. Came back @ 11pm and homie was still kickin it. Had his John Deere cap all cocked sideways, his Stihl suspenders down by his knees, and baggy Carrhart's. Punk! So I took him down, pawed thru his Monsanto logo starter jacket and turned up three cans of spray paint. One had blown when one of my handloaded 'hayseed hollowpoints' errantly clipped it. But the other two cans? Green AND yellow baby!
I think I'm set for now.

Oh Hell No! I just realized while BRC = Black Rock City, it can also equal Billy Ray Cyrus.
Coincidence? I think not!
Didn't someone say p diddy bought an equity share of the org from Dre?
This is really getting confusing.
Sanity is overrated. Waaay to ridgid and that's a fact

I love my job,
Ff

And people wonder why I'm so fucking addicted to this place!!!!


That was just brilliant. I could smell the punk's eau de motoroil from here!

The funniest part is that I'm still confused as to what color they really are !
I'm painting mine Barbie pink just to be safe.
Should go well with HellAKitty:


Foam rubber - safe for love taps. I've got lotsa taps to deliver

And anyone with yellow ninja costumes is more than welcome at the Spenard Bar, we will get you drunk

Excellent! I'll be there.


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