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by addison4 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:54 pm
When Welsh belligerents show up they will be highly encouraged to find a common enemy with inspired 1776 factions. The default universal enemies will also include: the cowardly Belgians, the despicable Portuguese, or the fucking Slovaks. If camp participants cannot divide into belligerents factions in good faith, they will be branded as universal enemies until they join a active belligerent faction.
Mercenary bonus points will be awarded to belligerents fighting their country of origin. Having sex with the opposing faction will double mercenary bonus points. Standing on furniture and yelling obscenities will also help determine faction leadership. Factions will have clear enemies, objectives, and leadership ESPECIALLY if enemies, objectives, and leadership are in dispute. History buffs in costume who are not belligerent enough may be denied faction leadership positions. Women who do not find war sexy may be denied faction leadership positions.
Incorrect history reenactments will only be permitted if they are 'belligerent', 'shocking', 'humorous', or generically 'bad-ass'. (Or if they can not be stopped without the threat of deadly force.) Incorrect reenactments unsexual in nature and creating moop will be highly discouraged. Nudity will be considered a viable weapon in obtaining belligerent status.