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Post by Isotopia » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:29 pm

We're thinking about trying to assemble a adults only theme camp which would have an emphasis on stripping and pole dancing but with a slight twist. All strippers would be required to wear full-body burkas at the start of each dance routine.

Anyone have any experience with doing anything similar to this? We understand the need to keep the confines of the camp relatively free from the view of minor children and we're not actually planning on providing food although drinks are definitely an option. We hope to set it up very much like a large desert complete with carpets/rugs and pillows as well as chill curtained off chill spaces for some of our more... excited guests.

We've already settled on the name You Mecca Me Hot.

Any ideas or suggestions?

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Post by Boijoy » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:46 pm

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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:54 pm

I am sure members of the revolutionary guard will show up to, um, yeah...

Protect the virtues of... um... er... well..

Never mind! They'll still show up, tho, and likely keep their hands under their thobes.

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Post by Token » Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:01 pm

Iso, anything that gets you on a striper pole has my blessing.



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Re: Middle-Eastern Themed Strip Club Camp

Post by Tin Halo » Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:02 pm

Isotopia wrote:...as well as chill curtained off chill spaces for some of our more... excited guests.

Any ideas or suggestions?
Ample supply of paper towels in said chill out spaces.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:06 pm

...and hand sanitizer...

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Post by Trishntek » Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:25 pm

The first thing came to my mind is with what type of music the stripper would dance. It just seems the typical electronica/bumpstep might not fit the atmosphere. Something like Enigma might work well.
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Post by Tin Halo » Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:53 pm

Dzihan & Kamien comes to mind.

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Post by C187 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:33 pm

I'm going to be disappointed if some white girl from Alabama is under that burka.
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Have one passageway for traffic in and out. Keep your walls up. Main stripping area out of direct view from the passageway. But you might want to have a bar in range. Meshing that zips as a door with a bouncer always helps.
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Enigma is a little slow. If you want something with a beat half the time and that world feeling try Conjure One.
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Post by ygmir » Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:57 pm

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:21 pm

C187 wrote:But you might want to have a bar in range.
I'm voting yes on the bar, as pushing at two taboos is more than the sum of the tabooed parts.
Not that Iso needs advice from me.
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Post by Savannah » Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:26 am

I'm going to be disappointed if some white girl from Alabama is under that burka.
I knew I'd see you post on page one of this thread. :lol:

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Re: Middle-Eastern Themed Strip Club Camp

Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:44 am

Isotopia wrote:All strippers would be required to wear full-body burkas at the start of each dance routine.
Required? Sounds like a job.

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Post by Isotopia » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:21 am

My camp. My rules.

However, I will entertain the idea of substituting the khimÄ

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Post by AntiM » Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:40 pm

I still have my Saudi abaya (black open style worn over the clothes, not the full dress style) and the Bedouin split-eye veils which I wore in the 70s. In Taif, if you're curious. I inherited mom's Saudi abaya too. Never did pick up a chador, we rented them to visit the mosque in Shiraz. Now if I could only pole dance ...

Bacon martinis? Ham and coke?

But you're not getting your hands on my Qu'ran.

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Middle-Eastern Themed Strip Club Camp

Post by JamesHB » Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:31 pm

Totally keen to support this camp. I am virgin. After all the Bedouins live in the desert why not check out how they do it. I will look for a large carpet for starters. 8)
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Post by C187 » Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:47 pm

Savannah wrote:
I'm going to be disappointed if some white girl from Alabama is under that burka.
I knew I'd see you post on page one of this thread. :lol:
Are we implying something? :D I just happen to think we wouldn't want false advertising.
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Post by Isotopia » Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:31 pm

We've also just come up with the idea for nude, open pit humus wrestling.

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Post by AntiM » Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:31 pm

Isotopia wrote:We've also just come up with the idea for nude, open pit humus wrestling.
I have a lovely piece of pita for ... well, for someone.

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Post by ygmir » Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:38 pm

*searching for bbq goat recipe*
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Post by goathead » Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:42 pm

ygmir wrote:*searching for bbq goat recipe*
WTF?????

:shock:

Try the lamb.
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Post by Trishntek » Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:56 pm

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:*searching for bbq goat recipe*
WTF?????

:shock:
Now settle down! Nobody'd eat your sinewy ass anyway!
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Post by goathead » Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:00 am

Trishntek wrote:
goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:*searching for bbq goat recipe*
WTF?????

:shock:
Now settle down! Nobody'd eat your sinewy ass anyway!
are you sure?
I have seen the way he goes after BACON....

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Post by ygmir » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:14 am

goathead wrote:
Trishntek wrote:
goathead wrote: WTF?????

:shock:
Now settle down! Nobody'd eat your sinewy ass anyway!
are you sure?
I have seen the way he goes after BACON....
on the hoof..........
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Post by junglesmacks » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:40 am

AntiM wrote: But you're not getting your hands on my Qu'ran.
*sneaks up behind her and steals the Qu'ran*

Dude you have no Qu'ran..

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Post by RichieRiot » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:23 am

I was gonna suggest "The Iran Maidens" as a name, but looks like you have one already. Feel free to use the name in other ways if it is something that gives you a laugh.

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Post by Tin Halo » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:35 am

Isotopia wrote:We've also just come up with the idea for nude, open pit humus wrestling.
I love hummus. Will it be served on the wrestlers' bodies right after each bout?

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Post by Isotopia » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:24 am

That will be up to each individual wrestler.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:30 am

The sushi addition will not be gifted. You must return uberschwag or 6 hours set=up/take down in the hot sun.
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Post by ygmir » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:51 am

will there be stage acts?

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