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Barbie Death Village 2011: Tomorrow The World

Post by Dr. Pyro » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:49 am

Back for our 11th year, Barbie Death Village and our infamous camps (Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro, Eden, Boosh: The Canadian Splinter Squad, Clan O'Crash, Preserved In Time, Alaska, Wet Dreams, and Loose Nutz) will be taking the playa by storm. No hostages, no prisoners! Today the playa, tomorrow the world. You have been warned!
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Re: Barbie Death Village 2011: Tomorrow The World

Post by unjonharley » Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:06 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Back for our 11th year, Barbie Death Village and our infamous camps (Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro, Eden, Boosh: The Canadian Splinter Squad, Clan O'Crash, Preserved In Time, Alaska, Wet Dreams, and Loose Nutz) will be taking the playa by storm. No hostages, no prisoners! Today the playa, tomorrow the world. You have been warned!
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Post by maryanimal » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:20 pm

I'd like to visit your camp next year Dr. P. I especially want to see your artwork!
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Post by ygmir » Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:33 am

maryanimal wrote:I'd like to visit your camp next year Dr. P. I especially want to see your artwork!
be very careful, telling Doc you want to see Anything of his......and, if he says it's in the Motorhome...........run...........

unless, of course, you like what Docs offering.
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Post by MisaBlue » Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:45 am

YES!
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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:19 am

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Post by Dr. Pyro » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:34 am

Maryanimal, ignore what that Ygmir dude says. You can trust me, I am, after all, a doctor. Just ask MisaBlue. And just to prove it, I have something to show you in the back of my RV.

Hay, wait a second...
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Post by Sail Man » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:23 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Maryanimal, ignore what that Ygmir dude says. You can trust me, I am, after all, a doctor. Just ask MisaBlue. And just to prove it, I have something to show you in the back of my RV.

Hay, wait a second...
Hmmm, red wine or white wine with hay Doc? :lol:

Does this mean that there will be warfare on the open playa between BDV and Terminal Village for the bragging right's of World Dominators?




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Post by Kiro » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:35 pm

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Post by Dr. Pyro » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:40 pm

Sailman, if Terminal Village even thinks they can out-gun BDV, we'll have to have a showdown by playing FIZZBALL!!!
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Post by maryanimal » Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:41 pm

Gosh Dr. P..you have an RV?? OOoohhh, that sounds ginchy!! However, sad to say is I don't own a nurses uniform. So what is in the back of that RV?? Ohh let me guess...etchings??? :lol:
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Post by ygmir » Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:45 pm

"etchings"


watch out for Docs Dremmel tool.........
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Post by gerlachedNloaded » Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:49 am

maybe the "tuxedo" will show again and we can "thank" him for his artistic contribution. and then go find some vamps to drown in absinthe. plan.
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Post by sputnik » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:34 am

Fizzball! I agree. Wait til you see our pitcher!
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Post by Dr. Pyro » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:12 pm

Maryanimal, etchings are only a part of our full-service HMO. Now, just lie down on your back and do everything the nice doctor says.
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Post by ygmir » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:37 pm

if the doctor is wearing lederhosen, he'll be wanting to yodel..........


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Re: Barbie Death Village 2011: Tomorrow The World

Post by massagenut » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:45 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Back for our 11th year, Barbie Death Village and our infamous camps (Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro, Eden, Boosh: The Canadian Splinter Squad, Clan O'Crash, Preserved In Time, Alaska, Wet Dreams, and Loose Nutz) will be taking the playa by storm. No hostages, no prisoners! Today the playa, tomorrow the world. You have been warned!
Hey Doc.. I hope to be there again as well. I even had a new banner made up for the occasion... "Barbie Day Spa.... Massage and Bodywash".
We certainly want to treat our Barbies nice.

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Post by unjonharley » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:05 am

Why is it so much fun to roast the good doctor :?:
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Post by pinemom » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:16 am

HA!
Everyone knows that Terminal City is the bestest Village in all of BRC! HA!
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Post by Fire_Moose » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:51 am

I heard BDC tortures, maims, and keeps their barbies in terrible conditions, working for pennies an hour.
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Post by unjonharley » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:26 am

Fire_Moose wrote:I heard BDC tortures, maims, and keeps their barbies in terrible conditions, working for pennies an hour.
And :?:
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Post by Fire_Moose » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:53 am

and people get offended when Asian kids do that....
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:23 am

Asian kids have a future. Barbies? Not so much.
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Post by Fire_Moose » Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:10 am

Wow...WOW...I cannot believe that came from you fishy.


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Post by snake » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:48 pm

yes pinemom, terminal city will have to launch it's secret weapon: quick and deadly.
oh...i guess it's not a secret anymore..BEWARE!!!!
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Post by Bounce530 » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:24 pm

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Post by Eric » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:35 pm

pinemom wrote:HA!
Everyone knows that Terminal City is the bestest Village in all of BRC! HA!
Ooh, gonna have to fight you on that one. Fandango has not only a bar, but a newspaper (BRC Weekly), a radio station (BRBC, 99.1FM) and plans to take over the world. So we're like every other village on the last part, but we have MEDIA!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:51 pm

Eric wrote:
pinemom wrote:HA!
Everyone knows that Terminal City is the bestest Village in all of BRC! HA!
Ooh, gonna have to fight you on that one. Fandango has not only a bar, but a newspaper (BRC Weekly), a radio station (BRBC, 99.1FM) and plans to take over the world. So we're like every other village on the last part, but we have MEDIA!
We have media, but it's sleeper cell media.
And Hushville has that samzidat hand copied thing going on.
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Post by MisaBlue » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:25 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Maryanimal, ignore what that Ygmir dude says. You can trust me, I am, after all, a doctor. Just ask MisaBlue. And just to prove it, I have something to show you in the back of my RV.

Hay, wait a second...
Ahh, yes, I know now, after my first year...he is a doctor... :twisted:
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Post by Dr. Pyro » Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:37 am

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I expect the first newsletter to come out sometime in December, introducing some new campmates and linking our Black Rock Yearbook picture. Barbie Death Village: More decadence, less tolerance.
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