Camp Spank of America - Placement Denied - Help Needed

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Camp Spank of America - Placement Denied - Help Needed

Postby dirtstu » 5 years ago

Camp Spank of America has recieved the obtuse canned denial email from the placement team but, fear not fellow spankers...we will still set up camp at our usual spot on "H" and "5 o'clock" !
We at the best unplaced registered theme camp are asking for help to secure a couple of early entry passes from anyone sympathetic to our situation. In exchange our professional set up team will help set up your camp and/or endowe you with some $$$ in the form of Art as Money bank notes.
We are trying to avoid the midnight funeral procession and the dreaded Lot D.
Help bail out another's an American Rite of Passage!

And remember our motto can be yours too......

"We give till it hurts"

Harry Nutz
CEO (Cheap Erotic Officer) Spank of America
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Camp Spank of America

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Re: Camp Spank of America - Placement Denied - Help Needed

Postby Elderberry » 5 years ago

Puts you right up there with Hushville I would imagine.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

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