Costco Soulmate Trading Company is Hiring!

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Costco Soulmate Trading Company is Hiring!

Postby digitaljami » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:54 pm

Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is hiring Temporary Customer Service Representatives

Training starts 8/30 at 10am at our store location at 8:45 & F. Just show up for a training session.

For over 13 years, Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet has provided soulmate acquisition services to the greater Black Rock City population; offering quality brand name soulmates at substantially lower prices than can be found through conventional wholesale sources. Over this period, we've leveraged our extensive market knowledge to provide our customers with the best in soulmate experiences. "We have one mission," CEO, Rico said, "to help our members find top quality soulmates at the lowest possible prices. We do this by eliminating many of the costly overhead expenses faced by traditional stores. You know, like fancy display cases, sales people, advertising, research, morals, scruples and so on."

Position summary: Temporary Customer Service Representatives play a crucial and active role in CSTO. As a temp, you will assist customers in their soulmate quest through extensive one-on-one interviews at our BRC location. More specifically, you will run around our store helping dusty people form interpersonal, touchy-feely,soulmate-type connections with one another. In the words of our Training Manager Maus, "We are the one place on the playa that is dedicated to getting to know other burners... There is lots of art... Lots to see... But we are the only place that encourages you to sit down and connect with the people. To touch their souls instead of just their asses. Not that we discourage that!" In addition, candidates will be responsible for looking awesome in red and must enjoy talking, joking, singing, yelling, burping, screaming, making out, laughing and other activities involving moving one's mouth. Get your mind out of the gutter! Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate on the basis of race, color, gender, age, or being Canadian.

Training lasts about 90 mins and happens:
At 10am Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and 11:00am on Thursday. You only need to come to training once. We ask that you commit to working 2 to 3+ hours once training is complete. Do we offer perks?
Of course! All temp employees gets their very own CSTO Soulmate and free icy blender drinks! Best schwag on playa.

More questions? Please email our Store Manager at

-Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet

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