New England Area Burners, Come to Woolly Fair

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When: Saturday, July 29th 6pm-

Where: [b]The Steel Yard[/b], An Industrial Arts Nonprofit.

Kinsley Ave, One mile from the Mall, Providence, RI
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And...what's it all about[/i]:

The second annual [i]Woolly Fair, The Summer Classic[/i] is an elite atheletic competition bringing together Woolly Fair hopefuls from such diverse nations as
[[list]b]Stackapan[/b],
[b]Pornaguay[/b],
[b]Hypernesia[/b],
and [b]Blunde[/b] [/list]
competing in the Tricycle Rally Championship [i]short track, long track[/i] Wrestle the Chef, and the Bad Date Obstacle Course.

Are you a Woolly Fair Hopeful? A proud Stackapani? A noble Hypernesian? One of the Blunde?

Come and compete in one of our signature events, or demonstrate your own exceedingly unique talents. On stage or off.

Please arrive in the festival dress of your home country.

If you choose to flex your Summer Classic Muscles, consider making a short soft-focus video biopic we can show to the crowd.

Live Bands, Live DJs, Molten Steel, Outdoors, Unimogs, Pizza, Parades, The International Village of Dreams, Mama Mia. [b]Providence. July 29th![/b]