BORG2 Fundraiser

[geekster]

BORG2 presents:

THE FLYING PIG SEX DISASTER FUNDRAISER
@ THE SHIPYARD in Berkeley, Saturday, February 5, 2005

Come see the pig fly! Come see the other pig do things to the first pig that are illegal in several states! Come see the pig(s) burn! The fat will drip and the pig will split and the coins that YOU put inside the pig will create a lovely musical symphony of metal and hog butter on a giant donation plate. BACON! SEX! MONEY! DON'T MISS THIS! BRING US YOUR CHANGE AND WE WILL CHANGE IT!

9 PM - 2 AM, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 5, @ THE SHIPYARD IN BERKELEY (directions below)

Yes, the people behind this have acually constructed a giant metal pig. It will be stuffed with money (my money, your money, the jingly kind) and mated with a second pig for no good reason at all. Suspended high above the majestic skyline of Berkeley, it will take a magical Peter Pan-type flight around the Shipyard, possibly to the accompaniment of jaunty marching band music, and then it will be set aflame and immolated in its own pigginess. Coins will drop magically from its belly and cascade onto a resonant metal plate. The pig dies, but offers itself up as the ultimate sacrifice to the good people at Coin Star Inc. The pig who saved art! Hooray for the pig!

BRING YOUR SPARE CHANGE AND PUT IT INSIDE THE PIG! I know I have like 50 bucks worth of pennies in a closet somewhere. What am I ever going to do with it? Hey, what if I PUT IT INSIDE A BURNING PIG? WE give the money to artists, YOU take home memories (and perhaps the odor of rendered pig fat) that will last a lifetime.

Come witness flaming PIG MAGIC and more: crazy hillbilly MUSIC will be provided for your entertainment (if watching a fucking flying burning pig drop money out of its ass isn't enough,) BAR where you can DRINK. BOOZE. I SAID THE WORD. BOOZE. Come and spin the HYPERWHISKEY WHEEL OF TERROR and win some crap... or learn a painful lesson. DONATE to BORG2 and have a great time doing it... and possibly a headache. And much more to be announced!

VEGETARIANS AND/OR PETA MEMBERS: NO ACTUAL PIG WILL BE HARMED DURING THIS EVENT. AT LEAST NOT BY US.

Saturday, February 5, 2005; BORG2 presents
THE FLYING PIG SEX DISASTER FUNDRAISER
@ THE SHIPYARD
9 PM - 2 AM
1010 Murray Street
Berkeley, CA
Map: http://tinyurl.com/4lsfy