Cocktails!

Wag · Post by **Wag** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 9:10 am

Some of the guys in our camp ("Beat It Hippy") introduced me to the "Ukranian Dental Assistant." Here's how to do it: You need a bottle of Vodka, some Listerine breath strips, a pair of pliers and a shot glass.
The recipient must sit back in his/her chair, and open wide. The person administering the drink, then uses a pair of pliers (sterilized with a small bit of vodka) to place a breath strip on the tongue of the recipient. Once the strip melts a bit, a shot of vodka is given. The recipient then swishes the vodka around and enjoys the sensation. DO NOT SPIT!

angelface · Post by **angelface** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 3:02 pm

This isn't a recipe so much as a tip.. wine or cocktails can be drank out of a sippy cup, the kind todlers use.. even better if it has a cover for the sippy part. Not only does it keep the dust out... but it makes it tough for someone to slip anything in your drink..

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:09 pm

This is the famous Audacity Camp Slippery Ninja:

One participant kneels on the ground and leans her head back, mouth open. Another person squirts liquid chocolate syrup into her mouth, followed by a generous shot of peppermint schnapps. The recipient then closes her mouth and relaxes her nece muscles, and the person administering the Ninja vigorously shakes her head to mix the contents in her mouth.

Tastes just like a Junior Mint!

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:11 pm

Wag wrote:Some of the guys in our camp ("Beat It Hippy") introduced me to the "Ukranian Dental Assistant." Here's how to do it: You need a bottle of Vodka, some Listerine breath strips, a pair of pliers and a shot glass.
The recipient must sit back in his/her chair, and open wide. The person administering the drink, then uses a pair of pliers (sterilized with a small bit of vodka) to place a breath strip on the tongue of the recipient. Once the strip melts a bit, a shot of vodka is given. The recipient then swishes the vodka around and enjoys the sensation. DO NOT SPIT!

i'm sorry wag, but that just sounds, well, vile.

Oreally? · Post by **Oreally?** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 6:45 pm

What ever you do, do not consume a bottle of champagne at 7 am to relieve the pressure of camp drama. it does not work and the bottle of pedialyte required to counter act it is worse than piss.

Trust me.

Juju · Post by **Juju** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 3:56 pm

I was recently introduced to a different version of the white trash martini.

Place 1 pickle slice and about an ounce of pickle juice into a plastic cup.

Fill with PBR.

Drink, repeat.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:40 am

Juju wrote:I was recently introduced to a different version of the white trash martini.
Place 1 pickle slice and about an ounce of pickle juice into a plastic cup.
Fill with PBR.
Drink, repeat.

This sounds totally disgusting. None of the self-disrespecting white trash I know would pollute their PBR w/ pickle juice. We do drink a shit-load of PBR down here and we eat all kinds of weird fried things (like batter-dipped fried pickles - I shit you not), but we don't put pickle juice in our PBR (as far as I know).

Something I know for a fact that we do drink down here is the "Poor Man's White Russian", which consists of store-bought chocolate milk and vodka. mmmm...yummy!

Speaking of PBR, I have a question for some of you old-timer/veteran burners. The BM Survival Guide says "No Glass Containers" very clearly. Does that include beer bottles? Do I have to drink canned shwag beer all week? If I pack out my own empty beer bottles (that formerly contained GOOD microbrew, etc. beer) what difference does it make? If I show up at the gate with an icechest full of icy cold good bottled beer, is anyone going to give me any grief about it? I can choke down the shwag if I have to, but I'd rather not. Thanks.

Juju · Post by **Juju** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 2:20 pm

the "no glass" is just a guideline, no one's going to give you shit for it, unless of course you leave piles of broken glass littering your campsite.

I bring quite a few things in glass bottles... beer, soy sauce, olive oil, artichokes. Glass jars are useful for storing grease & things you don't want to smell in your trash.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:28 am

Cool! Thanks JuJu!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:19 pm

Kamp Kalamazoo found many uses for empties from our case of Foster's oilcans, not the least being swell little candle lanterns....the box became a costume for one of our intrepid brethren.....Good lager, and almost one "beer unit" in size!

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:30 pm

robotland wrote:...empties from our case of Foster's oilcans....the box became a costume for one of our intrepid brethren.....

What kind of costume can you make from an empty beer box? "Yeargh! I am Foster's beer box man!"

robotland wrote:...almost one "beer unit"

What's a beer unit? I must admit though, I sometimes feel like I AM a beer unit, mostly on weekends. On Saturday and Sunday mornings, sometimes I feel like I'm a "too much beer unit", but that's another story.

Cocktails!

Cocktails!

tip for keeping dust out of your cocktails..

Re: Cocktails!

Champagne-Just say no.