coffee

hookahdude · Post by **hookahdude** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:25 pm

I bring two percolator camp types, brew, dump into the sealed pressure pots and leave them out on a table for any and all to drink.

If it aint good enough, well, don't drink it.

If you walk into Apokiliptika in the am, look for the sign that says "Uber Fukken Koffee"

That is all...

PS - bring yer own cup {edit)

Fufa · Post by **Fufa** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:15 pm

I found this recipe, and think I might give it a try as a pick me up after a long night out. I didn't make this pic, but I like the attitude of whoever it is that did.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:28 pm

Fufa, you Canadian Ladies kick ass! In fact, I married one! I will definitely try this! As I've always said, Food is Nothing more than SHIT WITH BENEFITS!

And this looks like some fucking beneficial shit!

hookahdude · Post by **hookahdude** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:39 pm

Fufa wrote:I found this recipe, and think I might give it a try as a pick me up after a long night out. I didn't make this pic, but I like the attitude of whoever it is that did.

Best post ever.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:38 am

Bitter is not better.

Minxy · Post by **Minxy** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:47 pm

OMFG that's perfect. This trumps the lemonade and vodka recipe that I LMAO over.

CLASSIC

Breakfast sludge is full of win!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:25 pm

Honey badger drinks sludge and dont give a shit.

Be careful! It will make want raw snakes for lunch!

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:42 pm

jackal swoops in and gets the scraps. Thanks for doing all the work, honey badger.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:31 pm

that looks like some bad ass shit..

but I think we'll skip the foo foo instant crap and make it with about 12 shots of espresso ristretto.

cereal, sugar and choco are kinda foo-foo too, but gonna need some fuel with all that caffeine, otherwize it will be BUZZ BUZZ crash.

JohnPaulQuilliard · Post by **JohnPaulQuilliard** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:14 pm

Gotta love the Coffee!

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:24 pm

Fufa, that post ranks IMHO as one of the Top 10 best posts to ever grace the eplaya. Seriously good.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:34 pm

JPQ, to be quite honest that cuppa coffee is all kinds of wrong. The very last thing I need in the morning is for my beverage to be staring back at me.

I would drink that cereal-chocolate-sludge stuff if someone handed it to me, but, I would not be capable of that much enterprise before being jolted into consciousness.

Just coffee will do. Actually, just coffee can be fantastic.

BUZZ BUZZ crash, yeah...

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:02 pm

If you go from camp to camp tryin different coffees, do bring your own cup

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:05 pm

I dunno. I found all that masculine posturing to be purile. Just another small dose of the homophobia and misogyny rampant in this culture.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:23 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I dunno. I found all that masculine posturing to be purile. Just another small dose of the homophobia and misogyny rampant in this culture.

But if it blows your dick off,,,, does that not give you pause? Our culture makes everything about the phallus. If this undermines the very symbol of our purpose, can it not be considered counterculture?

I got no homophobia out of it whatsoever! It seems more homoliscious to me!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:47 am

for some reason that breakfast sludge made me think of charlie sheen, was there any tiger blood in the recipe? i may have missed it.
personally i go with the coffee not manenough for you? THEN DRINK MORE OF IT!! route
plus i dont want my dick blown off its my favorite body part of mine. boobies being my favorite body part thats not attached to me

Turnip · Post by **Turnip** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:36 am

I found that if I'm gonna be wrecking it with a buncha sugar and creamer then I might as well just settle for the insta-shit while I'm on the playa.

Though a real cup after a week of that shit is orgasmic.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:37 am

Thecatman wrote:If you go from camp to camp tryin different coffees, do bring your own cup

Bring your own cup, period. Or squishy bowl, whatevs.

Fufa · Post by **Fufa** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:31 pm

Haha thanks guys, sometimes I like a breakfast that just slaps you in the face and screams "WAKE UUUUUUUP". I do agree with some of the posters that the language gets excessive, but I think the FreeJump dude wanted to try to verbalize this drink's pure awesomeness. This will now be my sludge of choice after all- nighters of work or play!

Fufa · Post by **Fufa** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:38 pm

EspressoDude wrote:that looks like some bad ass shit..

but I think we'll skip the foo foo instant crap and make it with about 12 shots of espresso ristretto.

cereal, sugar and choco are kinda foo-foo too, but gonna need some fuel with all that caffeine, otherwize it will be BUZZ BUZZ crash.

If you bring a fine ass espresso contraption to the desert, I will be your best friend all week. Espresso will always be my first love in the caffeinated world. Sludge is the bootcamp drill sergent; espresso is the midnight lover you can't wait to see again....

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:49 pm

what about the tea bag? I've done this by accident... um, not paying attention or not being awake. poured coffee into a cup that had a tea bag sitting in it. Very weird flavor. chocolate, sugar and milk can make just about anything gulpable.

I'm with Graidawg and MyDearFriend. coffee, just coffee, strong, and lots of it. o.k., I do like coffee with milk, of any kind, dry, no, low, mid, full cream anything.

I bring a stovetop espresso maker...

Fufa · Post by **Fufa** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:59 pm

I guess it also serves the purpose of "breakfast" when you have no time for real food, like when i've stayed up until 4 finishing a paper and wake up 10min before I got to hop on the bus. On a regular basis I'm just a cup-o black coffee kinda gal.

Stove top espresso? Hello friend.......

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:09 am

Elorrum wrote:what about the tea bag? I've done this by accident... um, not paying attention or not being awake. poured coffee into a cup that had a tea bag sitting in it. Very weird flavor. chocolate, sugar and milk can make just about anything gulpable.

I'm with Graidawg and MyDearFriend. coffee, just coffee, strong, and lots of it. o.k., I do like coffee with milk, of any kind, dry, no, low, mid, full cream anything.

I bring a stovetop espresso maker...

Tea + Coffee = chai

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:34 am

Fufa wrote:I guess it also serves the purpose of "breakfast" when you have no time for real food, like when i've stayed up until 4 finishing a paper and wake up 10min before I got to hop on the bus. On a regular basis I'm just a cup-o black coffee kinda gal.

Stove top espresso? Hello friend.......

hey! backOFF. i have had dibs on Elorrum since time began. And on cfm. and Figjam. And eric. And Shambalalalala. And SOP. so, ok, you can have, um, spectabilis.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:09 am

tamarakay wrote:
Fufa wrote:I guess it also serves the purpose of "breakfast" when you have no time for real food, like when i've stayed up until 4 finishing a paper and wake up 10min before I got to hop on the bus. On a regular basis I'm just a cup-o black coffee kinda gal.

Stove top espresso? Hello friend.......
hey! backOFF. i have had dibs on Elorrum since time began. And on cfm. and Figjam. And eric. And Shambalalalala. And SOP. so, ok, you can have, um, spectabilis.

It's true, I'm bought and paid for.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:21 am

C.f.M. wrote:
tamarakay wrote:
Fufa wrote:I guess it also serves the purpose of "breakfast" when you have no time for real food, like when i've stayed up until 4 finishing a paper and wake up 10min before I got to hop on the bus. On a regular basis I'm just a cup-o black coffee kinda gal.

Stove top espresso? Hello friend.......
hey! backOFF. i have had dibs on Elorrum since time began. And on cfm. and Figjam. And eric. And Shambalalalala. And SOP. so, ok, you can have, um, spectabilis.
It's true, I'm bought and paid for.

and sought after, by so many

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:46 am

And i guess you can have jkisha, i think he's adorable, but the ever present moop potential of his just makes me nervous.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:48 am

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Fufa · Post by **Fufa** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:53 am

Why can't we share them tamarakay? I'm a good sharer...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:58 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I dunno. I found all that masculine posturing to be purile. Just another small dose of the homophobia and misogyny rampant in this culture.

Yeah, sometimes it's amusing to watch children do cartwheels, too.