what is better, bacon or pussy?

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Post by Lowz » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:16 am

Bassy ...

(in that order)
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:29 am

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Post by ygmir » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:43 am

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Post by Minxy » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:56 am

I WANT A MYSTICAL BACON CARPET!

OMG, new idea for an art car.

Who wouldn't want to ride on a mystical bacon carpet?!?! I mean, seriously.

I thought this thread was going to be horrid, then was pleasantly surprised! Thanks. :D
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Post by Dr. Pyro » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:17 am

Pussy I suppose, because bacon isn't kosher.
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Post by neopunk » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:00 am

Is pussy kosher? Id like to add homemade carrot cake as an option as well. My neighbor brought some over last night. So as my boyfriend consumed his cake, he suggested it go on the list. Guess it just depends on ur mood! :-)
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Post by TomServo » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:03 am

bacon and pussy is a good debate! can we leave carrot cake out of it?
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
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Post by Sic Pup » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:28 am

I'd take pussy and bacon over carrot cake anyday. In fact the only thing I'd take carrot cake over would be fruitcake or an STD or something like that.
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Post by Sail Man » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:05 pm

TomServo wrote:bacon and pussy is a good debate! can we leave carrot cake out of it?
Well Tom, at least NeoPunk didn't mention PBR. Now that would have really thrown a monkey wrench into the whole debate. :lol:

Me, I like the idea of eating both at the same time. :P
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Post by neopunk » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:07 pm

IDK Tom, starting to think sex makes my partner hungry. This is a fun topic however! I am voting for pussy. Bacon may come and go, pussy is forever! :-)
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Post by neopunk » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:15 pm

[quote="Sail Man"][quote="TomServo"]bacon and pussy is a good debate! can we leave carrot cake out of it?[/quote]

Well Tom, at least NeoPunk didn't mention PBR. Now that would have really thrown a monkey wrench into the whole debate. :lol:

Me, I like the idea of eating both at the same time. :P[/quote

Well beer, bacon and pussy...could be great! I think something sweet might be in order, y'now like a screw driver. Yummmo!!!
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Post by TomServo » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:59 pm

BEER, BACON AND PUSSY!
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
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Post by TomServo » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:24 pm

*bump* whoops!
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Post by Bob Bitchen » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:31 pm

Gotta be Pussy. :mrgreen:

I Love Bacon But I Love Pussy More. :D

Both on Sunday Morning would be Excelent :P
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Post by JStep » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:32 pm

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Post by Sail Man » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:18 am

neopunk wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
TomServo wrote:bacon and pussy is a good debate! can we leave carrot cake out of it?
Well Tom, at least NeoPunk didn't mention PBR. Now that would have really thrown a monkey wrench into the whole debate. :lol:

Me, I like the idea of eating both at the same time. :P[/quote

Well beer, bacon and pussy...could be great! I think something sweet might be in order, y'now like a screw driver. Yummmo!!!
What about an Orgasm?
Or Sex on the Beach
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:38 am

Long, sloe screw...
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Post by socks » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:26 pm

Its better to have pussy with no bacon than bacon with no pussy.
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Post by Sic Pup » Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:55 am

socks wrote:Its better to have pussy with no bacon than bacon with no pussy.
You may be able to use the bacon to lure the pussy, I don't think pussy is going to attract too much bacon, pork maybe, but not smoked products.
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Post by MyDearFriend » Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:11 pm

Sic Pup wrote: You may be able to use the bacon to lure the pussy...
You might have better luck guys (here's an inside tip) trying the 'angry purple jack hammer' package.

But that's another thread.
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Post by graidawg » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:05 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
Sic Pup wrote: You may be able to use the bacon to lure the pussy...
You might have better luck guys (here's an inside tip) trying the 'angry purple jack hammer' package.

But that's another thread.

Bravo!
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Post by Sic Pup » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:41 am

MyDearFriend wrote:
Sic Pup wrote: You may be able to use the bacon to lure the pussy...
You might have better luck guys (here's an inside tip) trying the 'angry purple jack hammer' package.

But that's another thread.
Wait......I thought it was the motion.

Thanks for the tip, now you're MyDearFriend (like it or not).

One question though.....





























....would keeping my digits intact be a show stopper?
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Post by MyDearFriend » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:54 am

Sic Pup wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:
Sic Pup wrote: You may be able to use the bacon to lure the pussy...
You might have better luck guys (here's an inside tip) trying the 'angry purple jack hammer' package.

But that's another thread.
Thanks for the tip, now you're MyDearFriend (like it or not).

One question though.....





























....would keeping my digits intact be a show stopper?
Nope! :lol: What kinda friend would want you to hurt yourself, geez...
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Post by chris2010 » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:02 am

C.f.M. wrote:Despite being a proud crazy cat lady, I'd still probably eat one, just to try it. Again.Image
Great picture ;)
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Post by phil » Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:05 pm

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From http://www.jaunted.com/story/2011/4/13/ ... Texans+Eat

I think this is something like a fleshlight, right? Is that how you use it?
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Post by wraith » Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:24 am

Clearly, bacon is superior. After all, you can always run to the store for more bacon!
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Post by ygmir » Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:51 am

wraith wrote:Clearly, bacon is superior. After all, you can always run to the store for more bacon!
in some cities, it's quicker and probably safer, to run to the corner for more pussy.
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Post by illy dilly » Fri May 06, 2011 12:42 pm

I read this post for the first time a few days ago.... been giving it some deep thought....
And I still cant decide.
On one hand we have pussy..... on the other hand we have bacon....

And that would pretty much solve the problem.



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Post by Boijoy » Fri May 06, 2011 1:07 pm

Pussy is a little better for your health than bacon.. unless your eating CRAZY pussy!
don't forget to floss
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Post by Boijoy » Fri May 06, 2011 1:08 pm

crazy pussy kills.
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